#eating a meal
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lemonbubble · 7 months ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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difficult-garbage-frisbee · 5 months ago
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What is the charge? Being small? Being a tiny, small creature? Gentlemen, THIS is democracy manifest! Have a look at this shoe here- see that chap over there with the shoe- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY THORAX! This is the bloke who’s got me on the thorax people! ooh that’s a good shoe, sir. Ah yes, I see that you know your footwear well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp thorax?
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hinamie · 6 months ago
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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333
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lapitapi · 18 days ago
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1riszer0cal · 15 days ago
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“the difference between your body this week and next week is what you choose to do for the next 7 days”
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lowcaltrashkitty · 1 month ago
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reminder that it only takes 21 days to make or break a habit!
in 3 weeks you can be a new person or stay the same forever.
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neapenning · 1 month ago
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First morning on the Express 🚂
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80calstrawberries · 2 months ago
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€Ds are so embarrassing because you mean I have nothing else going on in my life as important as having the lowest number possible on the scale.
Like damn bitch maybe get a life or something
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smallestspeckofdust · 8 days ago
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50 reasons to lose w31ght ౨ৎ
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1. so your s/o can pick you up effortlessly
2. free piggy back rides from your friends
3. so you don't have to worry about being too heavy when you sit in someone's lap
4. so people will lend you their clothes (and they'll be too big on you)
5. when people buy you clothes, they'll get the smallest size (and worry that a size S might be too big)
6. someone from a k-beauty youtube video said "losing w31ght makes you 10x prettier"
7. to fit into p3tite and aesthetic clothes (eg brandy melville)
8. so you don't have the gross feeling of your skin touching (thighs rubbing together, stomach rolls, etc)
9. to look effortlessly beautiful doing anything
10. you'll sweat less
11. to look good in tight clothes
12. to be able to wear revealing outfits and still look cute
13. you'll look cute and small in oversized clothes, instead of looking b1gger
14. so you can wear a bikini
15. to feel more confident
16. people will treat you better
17. if you stick to it and work hard to lose the w31ght, then you'll be better than everyone who has failed to do so. you're willpower and self-control will be admired and envied by your peers
18. people will pay more attention to you
19. people will worry and care about you more
20. for the sk1nny/pretty privilege
21. to make people jealous of you
22. to prove that you can
23. to look good wearing anything, even if it isn't a good outfit
24. so you won't be anxious about being w31ghed at the doctor's
25. to look prettier in pictures
26. so you can go clothes shopping without being
insecure
27. no more dressing room breakdowns
28. so your s/o can fit their fingers around your wrists and their hands around your thighs (or so you can do it yourself)
29. for the th1gh g4p (duh)
30. to be small enough to use your s/o as a bed
31. so your s/o can easily lift you with one hand
32. so you don’t have to waste another summer hating urself
33. to be desirable
34. you'll have a higher chance of people stopping you on the street for photographs/modeling scouts/etc
35. to be more attractive
36. you'll use less products (body wash, lotion) if there's less of you (so you'll end up saving money too!)
37. people will take you more seriously
38. you'll be able to move through crowds easier
39. to boost your self-esteem, feel better about yourself, and be happier
40. you can purchase the smallest size when shopping online and you won't have to worry about it being too small
41. to be able to shop at cute online shops that only carry smaller sizes (brandy, yesstyle, other asian stores)
42. to look good while e4ting, instead of like a f4tt, greedy p1g...
43. to finally be in control
44. so you don't feel jealous/sad when you see other people's b0di3s/thln$p0, because THEY'LL be envying YOU
45. to have your pics/b0dychecks put in a thln$p0 compilation
46.to finally feel pretty
47. to take up less space
48. to be able to wear low rise bottoms
49. so you can talk about your w31ght and not feel ashamed
50. if you actually stick to it and r3strict, your appetite/ stomach will be a lot smaller once you reach your ugw, so you'll naturally e4t less!!
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anyanotana · 2 months ago
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Your excuses won’t change the scale :)
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s-lycopersicum · 8 months ago
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toyastales · 5 months ago
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Cheesy Pepperoni Stromboli
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discount-supervillain · 3 months ago
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Another Patreon Poll winner!
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kittycatkilledaman · 4 months ago
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Cat thinspo? Cat thinspo.
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ana-s4ve-me · 3 months ago
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One scroll on Tumblr and all my hunger is gone
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1riszer0cal · 13 days ago
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It’s truly a wake up call when your baggy clothes aren’t baggy anymore
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