#eating a meal

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[difficult-garbage-frisbee]

What is the charge? Being small? Being a tiny, small creature? Gentlemen, THIS is democracy manifest! Have a look at this shoe here- see that chap over there with the shoe- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY THORAX! This is the bloke who’s got me on the thorax people! ooh that’s a good shoe, sir. Ah yes, I see that you know your footwear well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp thorax?

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[s-lycopersicum]

[toyastales]

Cheesy Pepperoni Stromboli

[discount-supervillain]

Another Patreon Poll winner!

[ana-s4ve-me]

One scroll on Tumblr and all my hunger is gone

[saddi3grl]

When I lose I feel better and prettier, i dont care how sick it sounds.

[rink3]

Sebastian chilling on the surface bc he deserves it

[daughter-of-a-hungry-ghost]

Made the red bracelet for Ana and put my goal weight on it to make me remember what I am fighting for.

[m0nsterm0vie]

[nova1224]

Saw this on X/Twitter never related more in my life 💀

[cutetanuki-chan]

ninth house trying to make some normal food

[teaboot]

Me: I appreciate that you keep bringing me tupperware leftovers but you really really shouldn't, you're going to lose a lot of containers

My brother, handing me the 10 thousandth container of leftovers: Oh yeah I forgot to ask when are you bringing those back

Me: You don't want them back.

My brother: What did you do

Me: Better question: what did I NOT do

Him: ...

Me:

Him: Oh my god

Me: Yeah

Him: You haven't been WASHING THEM?

Me: Bruh I'll be honest I haven't even been eating most of them

Him: Oh my god

Him: I have been bringing you lunch since-

Me: Halloween

Him: OH MY GOD

Me: Yeah

Him: It's been- we JUST bought those containers

Me: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO STOP

Him: WHAT THE HELL

Me: I HAVE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO STOP

Him: IF I DONT FEED YOU, YOU DONT EAT

Me: I AM AN ADULT I PACK FOOD

Him: WHAT FOOD

Me: I DONT KNOW, FUCKING. SPAGHETTI

Him: IN WHAT? IN WHAT? YOU DONT WASH YOUR FUCKING TUPPERWARE

Me: I DON'T *BUY* TUPPERWARE CAUSE I KNOW I WONT WASH IT

Him: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THE SPAGHETTI IN

Me: Bags

Him: What

Me: Ziplock fucking bags

Him: YOU'RE EATING SPAGETTI OUT OF BAGS

Me: IT'S LESS WASTEFUL

Him: HOW is it less wasteful? HOW?? You're throwing out a plastic bag every single day!

Me: It's better than throwing out tupperware!

Him: TUPPERWARE IS REUSABLE

Me: NOT IF YOU DONT WASH IT

Him: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Me: I DONT DO DISHES

Him: THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO DISHES.

Me: I hate doing dishes. You KNOW I hate doing dishes. I have ALWAYS HATED DOING DISHES you KNOW this

Him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OFF OF

Me: PLASTIC BAGS

Him:

Him: You're a fucking trash monster

Me: You wore the same pair of Shrek pants every day for two years

Him: When will you let that go

Me: I will never let it go

Me:

Me: ...thank you for the lasagna

[80calstrawberries]

€Ds are so embarrassing because you mean I have nothing else going on in my life as important as having the lowest number possible on the scale.

Like damn bitch maybe get a life or something

[strawberrybbgir1]

to a fat free 2025 🥂