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the scene where drunk Lan Wangji lays down to sleep and says "It's 9 o'clock" is funny because "haha he always goes to bed when it's 9 o'clock" but it's even funnier if drunk Wangji interpreted "I'm going to bed" as "that must mean it's 9 o'clock" when it's actually like 2:13am or something. Drunk Wangji claiming it's 9 o'clock with FULL conviction as he goes to bed, no matter what time it actually is, because if he's going to bed that must mean it's 9 o'clock. And Wei Wuxian PISSING himself struggling to contain his laughter
#Mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of diabolism#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wangxian#wangxien#lan wangji#Drunk wangji#Lwj#Lan wanji#wei wuxian#Lan zhan#wei ying
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Get your man Al Haitham 💪
#Lan Wangji type of drunk#in my head him and al haitham act the same when drunk#genshin#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin impact fanart#Haikaveh#kavehtham#al haitham#alhaitham#genshin alhaitham#genshin impact alhaitham#kaveh#genshin kaveh#genshin impact kaveh#alhaitham x kaveh#al haitham x kaveh
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Half of the plot of MDZS happened because Yiling Laozu was so HOT that he made a lot of powerful people figure new things about themselves and they got mad about that. 'The Yiling Laozu is evil and shall be stopped!!1!' Like shut up you wanna bang him so bad it makes you actively stupid. Imagine being so sexy you're the whole cultivation world's gay awakening and they can't beat off the gay thoughts so they try to kill you instead
#yiling laozu#Jingyi ghost wrote this#he talks about this loudly once when drunk actually#someone points out that he hasn't seen YYL!Wei Wuxian and he looks at them incredulously because he literally seduced HANGUANG-JUN#would hanguang jun fall for a mere mortal?? clearly not#mdzs headcanons#mdzd#mdzs meme#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#the grand master of demonic cultivation#wangxian#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian x lan wangji#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan jingyi#humor#mdzs funny
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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Wei Wuxian: Hey Lan Zhan! Let's play gay chicken!
Younger Lan Wangji: How shameless!
Wei Wuxian: Hey Lan Zhan! Let's play gay chicken!
Older Lan Wangji, taking off his forehead ribbon: I play to win
#drunk lwj: i have the chicken#honestly when are they not playing gay chicken#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#wangxian#mxtx#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#lan wangji#lan zhan#hanguang jun#drunk lan wangji#drunkji#mdzs crack#mdzs meme#mdzs shitposting#wangxian#sorta#apple memes 🍎#my autistic king#twitter#sadderlizards
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Wei Wuxian + When Lan Wangji is not looking at him
#the untamed#cql#theuntameddaily#this should be wwx + longing#my poor baby looking at lan wangji. get married#the difference between the first time lwj got drunk and the second time#in the first gif he is like: what is that lwj doing?#wei wuxian yearning through the years#i put mxy! wwx as separation of 13-16 years#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#my gifs#mygifs.cql#1k.
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No Sharing.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#Wen Ning voice: “A cuck *hold*?” (tearing up) Yes.....yes I think I'd like that.“#(Seriously...That boy is in need of so many hugs. Being held by chains isn't enough. He needs kind arms.)#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived. And his first move is pout about WN being in the vicinity until he leaves.#I do not think we give enough credit to the fact that if LWJ was not in the picture (or had different chemistry with WWX)#Wen Ning would be the Holder Of Most Relationship Potential#Though I supposed even in the TV drama there wasn't any hard defined romance but wangxian was still strong and tangible#The mutual obsession is too strong for any third party to have a chance.#LWJ is only actively jealous when uninhibited (drunk). Sober he would not stop wwx dating someone else (wwx would never)#he would hate it but hate himself even more for feeling as he does.#wwx does not strike me as the type to get jealous (to a significant enough extent (JYL is the exception not the norm).#LWJ would fake date someone to 'make wwx jealous' and wwx would just go 'oh neat :) anyways.' (he is never allowed things for himself).
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#best boy lan zhan#drunk lwj is a mood#and why is he so ethereal even when he's shitfaced#didnt he get the memo to be ugly when drunk#lan wangji#wei wuxian#mdzs#the untamed
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Follower's favourite scenes: Baby drunkji in cloud recesses for @highwarlockkareena
#thanks for requesting!#drunk babyji my beloved<333#the untamed#wangxian#mxtxnet#mdzsnet#asiandramasource#asiancentral#thuntameddaily#cinemapix#chinesemedia#chineseartistsinc#cdrama#lan wangji#wang yibo#gifs:mine*#gifs:cql*#userdramas#tuserskc#gifs:ffs*
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i cant stop listening to dragonball durag remix (thundercat)
and also i can make anything about wangxian :3
what kinda music do yall listen to???(:
#this is soooo dumb i know🥲#lmao#babygirl how do i look in my forehead ribbonnnn#i listen to allllll genres (((::::#love yall#<3#mdzs shitposting#wangxian#dragonball durag#the untamed#cql#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#mo dao zu shi#lan zhan#wei ying#shitpost#drunk rn (:
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do not play for him.
[ep 36]
#mxtxnet#theuntameddaily#the untamed#cql#theuntamededit#cqledit#the untamed gifs#cql gifs#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#*#陈情令#mdzs#lightmiup#sorry for another self-indulgent edit :')#had to immortalize that drunkji probably followed the source of the song in this gifset#also wyb's deadfish drunk eyes for lwj is unmatched
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Drunk Wei Wuxian Shenanigans:
Wei Wuxian : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Jiang Cheng : You were flirting with Lan Wangji.
Wei Wuxian : So what? He is my husband.
Jiang Cheng : You asked him if he was single.
Wei Wuxian :
Jiang Cheng : And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
#drunk shenanigans#incorrect quotes#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#jiang cheng#(the one in need of a drink here is definitely Jiang Cheng)
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The Untamed | Episode 36 [Drunk Lan Wangji And His Chickens]
⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [19/∞]⬿
#the untamed#cql#theuntameddaily#the time lwj asked wwx to get married but he didn't understand#come to think of it lwj was doing some research on wedding offerings. why do you know about the chickens?#i'm sure that wouldn't be in the gusu rules...#like when you are ready to get married but you are widowed without getting married and 13/16 years later your almost-husband was alive#and you have to get drunk to be able to give him some fat chickens#but at the end of the day wwx is stupid and doesn't know#today i used a new filter for editing. i don't know if it's called that but 🤷♀️#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#my gifs#mygifs.scene
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Felled by one bowl.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#The original joke I wanted to make was Lwj's head going *thunk* on the table#but it turns out drawing characters at that angle is much harder than anticipated#so now he gets to be a sleepy little kitty boy on the counter.#WWX is the dogboy to LWJ's catboy and I stand by this. That man can meow. But in a deep tenor. A Grandpa cat meow.#I will throw down my points of evidence if people refuse to see my catboy lan wangji truth.#Drunk lwj in general is very funny. I'm going to be biased and make way more comics than I should about his antics.#Also; Is it not kind of ironic that 'bowl' and 'blow' are anagrams of each other?#it becomes an accidental play on words when translated to English that 'LWJ goes Down In One Bowl'#We all know he can take a hit. 33 to be exact.
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