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She do be getting it from her father. And maybe her mother too I'm not sure.

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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More Anne Taintor salty housewife memes ft. the Venerated Triad.

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Look What We Made! MDZS Reverse Big Bang 2025

We've had so many good artists and writers this year and we're so excited to showcase what they've done! Here are some of the pieces! Go take a look!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67424395/chapters/174223945

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

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Fishy business

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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enemies to enemies but i am so intensly attached to you because you showed me kindness and normalcy but i still want to see you dead and lie to myself thinking all there is is hatred so i get you killed and cannot cope in this world without you so i desperately try to bring you back hoping to both clench my need for revenge by essentially making you my puppet and because i miss you and cant imagine being here without you and need you here in any way shape or form. yeah.

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naming my blades Polite Request and Gentle Reminder

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couldn't stop thinking about this tweet I saw

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when the ‘right in front of my salad’ meme was big people were just posting the full 15 minute porn clip where it happened on here. like it was just 14 and a half minutes of dudes fucking in a kitchen with the funny haha meme in the middle and it would just be reblogged for the joke and no one had an issue with it. I remember seeing it on big blogs and stuff and it was just circulated like any other joke but with gay porn padding. and thinking about that makes me so fucking sad. we used to have fun on this website

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul