#dramatic sirius black

[smutgallore]

<<<Coming Soon>>>

Bring the Lion Out

Regulus joins the Slytherin quidditch team as a seeker. At his first match, the Slytherins use the Gryffindor walk-out song (Lion - Saint Mesa) to announce him. Suddenly James no longer sees Regulus as Sirius’ younger brother.

This will be a mini-series that might evolve into more. AU since there won’t be any death eaters or Voldemort. Blood purists are still a thing in this universe though. And Peter Pettigrew is actually a good friend in this. The prank also never happens, so Sirius is still on the quidditch team. Background Wolfstar, Dorlene, Rebelflower, & Rosekiller. Updates will take a while and will also be uploaded to my wattpad.

***See below for a little snippet of the first chapter***

A certain feeling hangs in the air on the day of the first quidditch match of the season. A match between Slytherin and Gryffindor to start said season; only adds to it. The feeling, of course, is excitement. Everyone is excited to see who will triumph in their attempts to win the quidditch cup. Anticipation, curiosity, and pride usually accompany this feeling. This year, the Slytherin team has announced they have a new seeker, but have failed to reveal who they are. 

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“Slytherin’s are so dramatic. I don’t see why they don’t just reveal who it is.” Sirius Black, a strikingly handsome young man, with perfectly styled hair, speaks. “I mean honestly, I’m starting to think they’re just yanking our wands and it's still Avery that’s seeker.” He walks in tandem with three other boys toward the quidditch pitch.

“It can’t be Avery though.” James Potter, a young man with glasses sat askew upon his face and a tan complexion replies, “Remember, last year he was banned from playing after he hexed that first year for saying that ‘the Slytherin team sucked bollocks’. The kid was in the infirmary for the rest of the year. And I hear he still has a slight limp when he walks.”

“And it's not like you have any room to speak on who’s dramatic, love” A voice sounded from behind a book. His clothing was slightly disheveled.  

“Remus, Moonbeam, the light of life, my eternal soulmate; why would you say something like that? I’m the least dramatic person at this school.” Sirius replies as he brings his arm to wrap around Remus’ shoulder, pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Ah yes. Because the least dramatic person in this school would refer to his boyfriend as his ‘eternal soulmate’.” Peter Pettigrew, the final person of the quartet speaks. “And besides, we’ll find out who the new seeker is in a bit. It’s not like they can hide who it is at the match.”

[yoongi-regulus]

Regulus: ughhh, don't put food in front of me, I feel nauseous.

Sirius: YOU GOT MY BABY BROTHER PREGNANT?!?!?

James: mate ... he CAN'T GET PREGNANT

Regulus: let me point out, the lack of trying is not the reason

Sirius: *dramatically faints*

James: Reg!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: Aren't you jealous?

Sirius: What do you mean?

Remus: Well, my boyfriend is hotter than yours *walks away*

Sirius : But... WE ARE DATING!

Sirius : COMEBACK HERE SHITHEAD, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND HOT AND AMAZING YOU ARE, YOU INSECURE FUCK!

[not-rab]

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me

[ultravioletbrit]

“Italy” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 333 words

 

Regulus has his suitcase packed and he’s almost out the door when Sirius stops him.

“Where are you going?” Sirius asks him.

“Italy.” Regulus almost growls.

“Why are you going to Italy?” Sirius asks ignoring Regulus’ tone.

“He asked me to marry him, Sirius!” Regulus says through gritted teeth.

“Yes. I know.” Sirius tells him.

“YOU KNOW?” Regulus is yelling now.

“Yes, of course I know. That still doesn’t explain why you’re going to Italy.” Sirius questions again.

“HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, SIRIUS!?” Still yelling and getting louder.

“Reggie, I still don’t see the connection here.” Sirius says, but before Regulus can answer, James walks out of their bedroom.

“James, Reg is going---” Sirius starts.

“To Italy. I heard… He’ll be back.” James says casually.

“No, I will not!” Regulus says firmly at the same time Sirius asks “What?!” as he looks at James confused.

“He just needs a bit of time to process.” James shrugs, still very calm about the entire situation.

“Why are you not freaking out?” Sirius asks a bit frantically.

“I freaked out when he went to France when I asked him to be my boyfriend, but then he came back a week later and said yes. So, I didn’t freak out when he went to Greece when I told him I loved him. And then he went to… Spain?” He questions and looks at Regulus.

“Yes.” Regulus grits out.

“Spain, when I asked him to move in with me. Italy sounds like it will be nice. Have a good time.” James tells Regulus and gives him a kiss.

“I am not coming back this time, James.” Regulus says very definitively.

“Okay, love. I’ll see you in a week.” James says as he starts to walk towards the kitchen. He pauses and looks over his shoulder, “You have the ring, right?” He asks Regulus.

“Yes.” Regulus says as he walks out and slams the door. 

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Regulus is back in a week with the ring on his finger.

[fourthemarauders]

Remus:"Open up. Now."

Sirius:"Well,it all started basically when I was 3 years old"

Remus:"open the fucking door"

[the-nameless-poet]

Petition to make

'loud, chaotic and dramatic husky girlfriend x sunshine, lovable and adorable golden retriever boyfriend'

to happen.

"Chaos follow me everywhere I go." Boyfriend x "Are you calling me chaos!?" Girlfriend

[starchaser5]

James: Over the past few months I've been teaching him some new tricks. Now it's time to make daddy proud.

Regulus: Yes sir

James: I could not have been more clearly talking about my cat.

Sirius: *faints*

[hxc66]

Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:

Ew why would you do that to yourself?

Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:

EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

[adharastarlight]

sirius: fuck a break up, have you ever been betrayed by your best friend?

james: i said i couldn't go out to watch the game because i had a date with my husband!!!

sirius: dont even get me started on that!

james: you couldnt be best man and officiate and give reggie away!!!!

sirius: i could have done! I'm a triple threat!!!

[roggyroll]

[sirius' initial over-dramatic reaction to jegulus]

Sirius: –i dont even know what to say to you Reggie and James?! you stupid motherfucker, I just never expected this–

Remus: *under his breath* ...brotherfucker

Sirius: –from you, I'm honestly at a loss for words. How cou–

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: what?

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: *shifting awkwardly**clears throat* ...i um... i said... brotherfucker...

Sirius:

Sirius:

Remus: ...because–

Sirius: *cold* yeah no i got it. i got it, thanks.

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

James: *incredulous*...really?!

Remus: *hands up in surrender* my bad!

[ziggstar]

regulus black would stop at NOTHING to upstage his brother. i'm talking proposing at sirius' wedding type of upstaging

[acry-4-help]

sirius black did not escape the noble house of black out of his bedroom window. he walked straight out the front door, and slammed that shit behind him waking the whole house as a final fuck you…and i live by that

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Remus: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

[not-rab]

*during a prank*

James: What do you think Sirius will do for a distraction?

Remus: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*classroom explodes and several students start screaming*

Remus: ... Or he could do that

[sunseekerchild]

Remus: What’s wrong with you?

Sirius: I have a list. Do you want it alphabetically or by severity?