#draco is no help at all
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fake dating scenario in which, after a messy break up, harry and ginny compete on who can bring the most outrageous date to the next weasley family event. somehow harry gets wind that not only is ginny bringing home a girl for the first time, that girl also happens to be harry’s former gf. so now he’s scrambling last minute to find someone who’s gonna upstage THAT. enter draco who for whatever reason needs a big favor from harry. which gives harry an idea and he’s like, ill do this for you but you need to help me with this other thing… harry now has to convince his family and friends that he and draco are dating while fielding all sorts of questions and skepticism
#and it’s christmas#draco is no help at all#they still call eachother potter and malfoy which is not helping their case#if there’s a fic like this please send it to me…..#drarry#harry potter
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Nothing is ever gonna be better than Draco running in front of Voldemort to throw Harry his wand.
#Drarry#screaming crying throwing up#No one tried to get him to stay#The way he looks around when his parents called him#All he needed was someone to want him there#Then he sees Harry is alive and bolts through danger to help him#Draco x Harry#Harry potter universe
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Harry is an orphan, so nothing has to be more important to him than his own sense of what is right. And having always had to rely on himself to get through life, he is self possessed and self directed enough to have a very strong sense of right and wrong. And he holds himself to that scrupulously. He always does what he sees as the right thing; he will not be talked out of it. There isn’t anybody he wants to make happy more than he wants to do the right thing.
For Draco, his obligations to others, his family specifically, is the sum total of his idea of the right thing to do. From his perspective, his social and even moral obligations are limited to safeguarding the wellbeing (and when possible the prestige) of his family.
People think of Draco as a bad boy, but he’s actually very conventional. He’s a dick, but his views are not at all controversial in his social circle. When Draco realizes that toeing the party line has brought him to a place where he has to face MUCH more violence than he is capable of tolerating, he has to start thinking for himself and. Well he gets his shit absolutely rocked.
He’s working his ass off trying to protect and uplift his family, but they didn’t show him the same courtesy, not in the ways that matter. Like he got seven top of the line broomsticks when he was twelve, but also. His parents brought home a mass murderer to live in their house and taught him that this was a consummation devoutly to be wished.
And once he meets Voldemort and gets put to work for him, it’s clear that Voldemort is volatile and capricious and his goodwill cannot be counted on as reliably as his explosive anger and vengefulness. And if Draco can see it now, he must think that his parents had to have seen it before.
He has to confront the fact that his parents will cheerfully witness and participate in a level of violence and destruction that he cannot countenance. He can’t be directed by them anymore. He can’t be like them anymore. So what’s his guiding star? Who can he be? What is he supposed to do with his life if not what they’ve asked of him?
There is such an interesting contrast between the two of them! Their characters are at odds in such a fun and fascinating way! After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has discharged his most significant and pressing obligation, and it’s time for him to heal and regroup and figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life. And Draco is in the same place but arguably with an even more significant blow to his sense of self. Neither of them can go back to the way things were, but for Harry that’s a huge relief, and for Draco, it’s terrifying.
Harry is an extremely empathetic and generous person, and I think he would see himself in Draco’s rudderlessness and feel impelled to commiserate. And I think Draco would no longer have much reason to pretend that he hasn’t always found Harry incredibly magnetic, before he even knew who he was.
#Harry trying to help Draco figure out what to do with his life like#Step one: don’t be a coward#Drarry#Draco Malfoy#Harry James Potter#I guess this is what queen of the weeds is about#I like rambling about them it’s fun to me#Usually I would put a post like this on Peach#Which is silly because almost none of my peach mutuals care about drarry at all
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BEHOLD! MY ATROCITY!! 😂
It took me 3000 years to do on my phone, Gantalf! Worth every second! 🥳
Last year I created my very first abomination for the Draw Drarry Badly Challenge even though I was late, the challenge was over but I thought, "What the frack? You can never have too much badly drawn Drarry!" I took the plunge and never looked back! I create little monstrosities for all my fandoms while cackling like a demented goblin!
Thank you so much for hosting this fun challenge @julcheninred, it makes me so happy to inflict my nonsense on the fandom! 😁
#Draw Drarry Badly Challenge 2025#draw drarry badly challenge#drarry#drarry art#drarry fanart#harry potter#draco malfoy#I comitted another atrocity#dragonbornphoenix draws#God help you all#my art
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I think I failed to post this sketch a little while ago when I made it whoops! Sort of a spur of the moment doodle before I had to commute to work so I think the total time spent was ~10 minutes.
#one day I'll make a little chart#one for Draco and one for Harry all their little scars and marks etc i think it would help me even if i dont post it#also sorry i havent been posting lots#I've been such a little worker bee#draco malfoy#art#drawing#harry potter#sketch#doodle#boshdraws#8th year#and then some#sectumsempra
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Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.
An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.
But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)
Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.
Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.
#so yes#Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder#oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it#yes order is the main villain of the story tom read#Ron's family is still poor im sorry#Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco#it's up to you#but honestly i put them as mc#because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette#like its a trope LMAOO#but dw Tom makes it all better#by being the bigger Villain?#haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along#ill stop#its just#its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭#my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because:#his harry deserved better#tomarry#harrymort#tom riddle#Harry Potter#also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty#but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty#and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰#Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')
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everytime i see a mirror palais outfit i highkey imagine stiles wearing it & derek losing his mind
today’s mirror palais outfit that is making my sterek mind brainrot is this new valentina dress 🥀
red just looks so good on stiles 😩
too many possibilities…too many AUs.… is it just me LOL
#cey random#i cant get it out of my head help#but idk what to write bc there are too many choices#someone choose an idea for me so itll actually happen#sterek#also to hotgirlstiles if you see this i also brainrot draco when i see mirror palais LOL they would all look good on him fr
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Seamus: I don’t spit Draco: Sea we did NOT have to know that your gay ass swallows Seamus: Dean already knew Neville: *spits out pumpkin juice* Dean: Oh, so YOU spit, Nev? Seamus: Spitting is for the weak ones. Harry: *chokes on his drink* Dean: Ay, Sea, doesn’t that look familiar? *smirks* Seamus: Shut up. Dean: Make me Ron and Draco: *high-pitched shrieking* Seamus: Well if spitting is for the weak, then you’re the weakest. You don’t spit OR swallow. Draco: *cough* bottom *cough* Dean: Shut up both of you Harry: *still choking* Draco: Why is he still choking? Man doesn’t know how to spit does he? Dean: Bet you know all about that Draco: … Seamus: Dean, you’re being very sassy today for a bottom Dean: Says the one who’s better at blowing up than blowing Hermione: Pansy: Everyone: Ron: Repent and turn to Jayden. Hermione: *leans in and whispers* His name is Jesus. Ron: Jesus.
#deamus#drarry#seamus finnigan#dean thomas#this is all on crack help I’m sorry I was bored#harry potter#gay#sorry jesus#dean x seamus#seamus x dean#draco x harry#harry x draco#gay ships#potterhead humour
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"Narcissa your exhausted, why don't you take a nap?"
It was Regulus, but that wasn't right-
"Seriously Cissa, your exhausted, I'll take Draco for a bit and you can relax at the very least."
Then her baby cousin was coming out from behind her and taking the fussy toddler into his arms. Regulus, with an ease she never expects from the younger boy, starts bouncing and cooing at the blonde bundle in his arms.
Draco was nearly two now but was still so clingy, he would grab onto anyone he could and just hold on for hours. Normally it was just about Narcissa's favorite thing but her and Lucius have been fighting lately and she's just been so alone and-
She must doze for a while because when she wakes she sees her two favorite boys playing out in the garden. Regulus sweeps a giggling Draco up into his arms and swings him around. The youngest Black brother smiles more these days and always has a grin around his godson and Draco always smiles back at him. He sets the little boy back on his on two feet, the tot manages to stand on his own for a moment before collapsing into a pile of giggles.
Dropping to his knees Regulus blows bubbles into the squirming toddlers stomach, making a real show of it to. Draco all flying limbs and clumsy fists but still manages to escape his laughing uncles clutches and starts sprinting towards the house screaming "Mummy uncle Reggie is mean! MUMMY-"
And then Narcissa wakes up.
Draco is still screaming, Lucius is nowhere to be found, and Regulus is dead.
#'never expects from her cousin' does mean she's had multiple dream of regulus helping her with draco#she also always dreams of regulus being happy because thats all she ever wanted for him#draco and regulus parallels make me go feral and i always wonder what would've happened if reg was still around to help raise draco#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#narcissa black#narcissa malfoy#draco malfoy#lucius malfoy#first wizarding war#dead regulus black#always haunting the narrative fr
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Love the way you're running out of life (T+; 1,352)
Draco Malfoy / Harry Potter
Read here on AO3
Part of DCC Holiday Exchange, written for the loveliest @bicholsdrarrysideblog 😚
Tags:
Werewolf Draco Malfoy, Angst, Creature Fic, Obsession, Light Stalking
Summary:
Potter smells of pure magic, and Draco is teetering on the edge of sanity
A lil snippet:
The Forbidden Forest. Stonehenge. Dragons and thestrals and the Whomping Willow. That is what Potter smells like. Like frozen pine sap. Like heated metal. Like every phase of the moon. And it calls to Draco — to his bones, to his blood, to his essence. The call is a million hooks pulling him apart, towards something that isn’t there — or is there, sometimes, when Draco is subjected to existing in the same space as Potter. The scent of him is almost corporeal, then, as it always is on the mornings after a full moon.
#hp#hp fanfic#drarry#drarry fanfic#draco x harry#harry potter#draco malfoy#drarry creative collective#dcc holiday gift exchange 2024#listen i'm like genuinely proud of this one#i had spectacular help but also like#i'm so pleased with the way this one turned out#AND OBVIOUSLY THE WAY IT WAS RECEIVED#but i finally have something for when people ask 'whats something youve made that youre proud of'#not that i'm not pleased with the other things i've posted#because i am#(for the most part lmao we all have our awkward creations)#(listen i'm like half tempted to fix things in that one old soa fic of mine lmao)#(like i want to rewrite it not to change anything but to expand it based on the skills and points of interest of today)#(but that was a tangent we didn't mean to discuss here)#i am really happy with the stories i've not written but implied at in my microfics and i think that's for me the most fun part of writing#just#this one right here is one more step towards where i want my writing to go and i'm really really happy (-:#hey sorry for rambling on like this in the tags i forgot i was posting a fic and not a diary entry
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It’s kinda awkward having a problematic alter (fictive)
Sometimes it’s only problematic in some circles? Like having an MHA alter. You kinda have to explain you aren’t from ‘that’ side of the fandom
Then there’s the ‘vastly popular media with a crappy creator’, current or old. People are gonna be mad at hazbin hotel alters and they’re also gonna be mad at Harry Potter alters
Sometimes they just have you know, inconspicuous enough names. Or they change their names to separate from their source. Our Alastor (conversational protector) you wouldn’t know it was him unless we told you. Deku and bakugou chose to be called clover and kat, and other than being cringe (they’re teenagers) aren’t really like source.
BUT DRACO MALFOY. he’s not proud of Rowling, and has explicitly stated many times he prefers the fan fictions to the original fiction because they’re ’far more accurate and in depth’ but also he’s a wizard and he’s a slytherin. Also would hex any sort of bigot on sight, but ITS SO AWKWARD TO EXPLAIN.
‘Hi, this is Draco. Yes he’s the weird rival from the problematic wizard series. We formed him when we were 8. And didn’t even know twitter existed. He was just relatable to us. And he told us how to say the right things. He’s still around. He’s still one of our most functional alters. But he’s also Draco malfoy. Even we don’t know how to feel about that.’
#actually did#did community#did stuff#did system#dissociative system#plural system#sysblr#system stuff#system things#traumagenic did#non traumagenic dni#traumagenic only#actually traumagenic#traumagenic system#endos not for you#endos dni#endos do not interact#endos fuck off#anti endo#note from Draco:#I HATE my slicked back hair phase#it’s so much nicer just well conditioned#airy#majestic even#also#go and read Evitative#MUCH better rep of me#consider that I was actually a child in a war in my source and did what I had to survive my circumstances#I’m a good person and I like to help and my current ambitions are to get the system to the place they want to be#very demure very mindful all I want is them to be happy
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After more than a decade away, I rediscovered one of my foundational ships recently. You all certainly know how to angst and toy with my emotions, I'll give you that.
#dramione#draco x hermione#draco malfoy#hermione granger#dramione fanart#watercolor#spray paint#myart#send help#it's all i can read#this has been a tactical error#dramione art
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ATTENTION DRINNY FANS
I’m really, really depressed and going through the worst break-up. I need good rom-com movie and book reccs. As fellow Drinny shippers I trust your taste, please help me out.
I’m open to a lot. Bonus points if it’s enemies to lovers. If you’d recc the movie Holidate then you’re the person I’m looking for.
#book recommendations#drinny#draco x ginny#book reccs#movie reccs#ginny x draco#draco malfoy / ginny weasley#if you’re wondering what I like I love Ali Hazelwood and movies like Bridget Jones#It doesn’t have to be the best thing ever either I just need something to fill the void#and I’ve read all the fanfics I need different stuff too especially where I can watch#I love Holidate and Christmassy romance#also this is genuinely a post for help I don’t have anyone to talk to and this is genuinely something that could help#so if you leave a recommendation I’d really appreciate it it’d feel like someone cares
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Your daddy's rich
And your mamma's good lookin'
So hush little baby
Don't you cry
#drarry#harco#hp#harry potter#draco malfoy#aesthetic#my edits#sort of retro au??? i simply couldn't get this cover out of my head and the lyrics felt so directed towards Draco lol#also hi drarry fandom!!! i am currently in hell for them send help#as per usual fuck jkr and all the shitty things she wrote
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@sevhalfbloodp4 continue from here
Severus's dark eyes flicked over the boy, and he could not help the smirk which curled at the corners of his lips. Draco may have fooled everyone else, especially Potter, hell, even himself, but Severus had a gift for seeing through people, and he was not fooled, not even in the slightest, no matter how hard his god son attempted to protest.
"You...are at your wits end..." he said, in a slow drawl. "I beg of of you, to let me assist you...do you have any idea how far I've gone to ensure your safety? I have taken...the unbreakable...vow.."
You are at your wits ends. Alright, this was exactly the sentence he emotionally, mentally, physically KNEW exactly, inside every degree of his soul, than he didn't wanted to hear, especially not from Snape. There always had been consciousness he had been carefully watched by his eyes, which could be deeply problematic concerning his little meddling business … What if, within their double act together, in their separate and different union to protect Potter, he considered that he was going a little too far on the traitor's plank ? Well, actually, he was an traitor --- but it wasn't an knoweldge he wanted concerned villains to know. For one second, as remembrance it concerned Snape and not someone else, he forced himself, deeply within desire of immediate answer of his features, to bring frontal dark glance. I beg of you, to let me assist you. That would have been perfect if Potter wasn't the one insisting within the world of shadows to do the exact same thing, in which he pulled illusions further and rejected what necessery help he needed … ❝ I need to ensure your safety too, just in case you forget. ❞ Immediate bounce back enjoyed that sentence as good manner to an slight discreation. He didn't wanted someone else to be sacrified than him, and nothing could save him than taking somehow, somewhere the responsability about how he was condamned in long term to death … ❝ I just have trouble sleeping, it's not a big deal, really, I'm very, very fine. ❞ He attempted in a rough way.
#sevhalfbloodp4#ic :: draco malfoy#hogwarts sixth year verse tag#harry potter /#it's all alright !#you are welcome#be flattered by the muse that will want to ruin me emotionally#good luck for get an 'i need help' from draco
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Simpee - 19 - she/her
!mature content!
Ho(rny)peless romantic who's hardly felt the touch of a man, so I resort to reading it. And writing it. Sometimes. Taking requests, but I can't promise anything :) Feel free to message me <3
m.list ~ recs ~ A03 ~
Who I will write for is in the tags <3
#im using periods as commas btw#ill write for any of the following fandoms/characters#the ones in all caps are the ones i heavy simp for#any male mha character basically#not endeavor or mineta#for mha BAKUGO. IZUKU. SHOTO. HAWKS. TAMAKI. shinso. dabi. tomura. kirishima. denki. maybe MAYBE monoma. would be easy fics for me#any jjk (jujustu kaizen) male character#GOJO. geto. NANAMI. CHOSO. yuta. yuji. toge. MEGUMI. sukuna ig. probably others i can't think of rn (just ask if i didnt list em)#aot characters like ARMIN. EREN. levi. jean#spiderman mainly mcu#maybe harry potter character? not too sure. it'd be draco. harry. or ron if i did write for them.#basically no weird characters for any series (yk who im talking about)#im a manga reader btw if that helps for characters in the series I mention#im a nerd for DC. Marvel. Harry Potter. MHA. JJK. and any other animes Ive watch (like death note)#fic recs#masterlist#wattpad#ao3 link
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