#deamus

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[fleursfairies]

some of the best fanfics are 735 words long

[tinygxrilla]

rival bands lightning era au (and it’s all sapphic)🎸💕(post 1 of 2) - the firebolts! 💥

[theprettieststarfr]

Sometimes I forget that Deamus was literally a wolfstar variant, but in Harry, Ron and Neville's dorm this time???

[bri-cheeses]

Deamus, Wolfstar, and Rosekiller are all such good adaptations of the best friends to lovers trope and honestly I really love that for them

[leviosatothestars]

just imagining (canon compliant) Theodore Nott dating fem!Wolfstar!reader and like the angst of it because realistically, Sirius’ daughter dating a Slytherin?? Sirius’ daughter dating a Nott?? A very well known family of followers of Voldemort? And all Remus knows about Theo is that he was the quietest of the boys in reader and Theo’s year and that he didn’t spend time with Draco and Draco’s friends. Sirius tries to get information from Harry and Harry doesn’t even know Theo exists so he asks Hermione who Theo is and Hermione rolls her eyes because Theo is not only a lone wolf and quiet, but he’s highly skilled in Potions and Ancient Runes and it frustrates Hermione because she has never once seen Theo in the library studying.

(Non-canon compliant because Enzo is a fanon character) So Harry asks Neville, Seamus, and Dean for more information because while Remus knows enough information to judge now, Sirius is still not too happy about this arrangement. Harry learns from Neville, Seamus, and Dean that Theo rarely speaks, but they have seen the boy hang out with Enzo and Blaise on numerous occasions.

Sirius is still not too pleased because while he now knows Theo is not a complete loner who’s intelligent is normal Pureblood subjects, Theo is friends with a Zabini, a rich and powerful family, and a Berkshire, a Pureblood family not part of the Sacred 28 and Sirius isn’t too impressed in the choice of friends the Nott boy has made. Sirius asks Harry to get Ron’s brothers, known pranksters and troublemakers who are good friends of reader, to pull a prank in Theo’s vicinity to see how the Slytherin reacts. Sirius believes that a guy who doesn’t enjoy pranks isn’t good enough for his daughter.

So Fred and George pull off a prank on Lorenzo Berkshire while Enzo’s spending time with Blaise and Theo. The twins somehow, I’m not good at writing pranks, get paint all over Enzo and Blaise and Theo by accident. Enzo’s trying to laugh it off because it’s Fred and George, they obviously didn’t mean any harm while Blaise is disgruntled and trying to not hex the twins because now he has to wash paint out of his hair which is not an easy task and he’s just praying the paint Fred & George used wasn’t acrylic. Theo’s smirking and holding back a chuckle at Enzo and Blaise’s reactions, not even noticing the paint that splattered onto him. Fred and George are rolling around on the grass, laughing so hard their lungs hurt and while all of this is happening, reader is only standing a distance away, mouth ajar and eyes wide because Fred and George had sworn Theo would be off limits now that Theo was dating reader.

I might honestly end up writing this myself because I’m so hooked on it now. Also, in my mind fem!Wolfstar!reader is also a Ravenclaw and secretly highly mischievous.

[hpseeker99]

Dean: Nice onesie, does it come in men? Harry, annoyed: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us Ron: Hermione: Neville: Ginny: Luna: The entire Gryffindor common room: Seamus: Oh I'm so proud of you <3

[the-colourful-witch]

Dean Thomas, the man. I loved drawing him, he gave me all the right feels. And I don’t want to make too big a statement, but… I feel like he’s giving bi vibes. Thoughts? 🌌⚡️⭐️

[fangirlingismygame]

[When asked about their about their break-up]

Dean: Oh we would've never worked out, the love of her life was sleeping in a bed next to me, dreaming about her

Ginny: Well the love of your life was also sleeping in a bed next to you and dreaming about you, so I'd call us even

[albi-bumblebee]

[goldenpromise]

harry is woken up by seamus' cackling. still half-asleep, he puts on his glasses and sees dean chasing seamus across the dorm, a glittery pink tie in his hands. "what did you do to it?", he roars, waving his wand in desperation and to no avail. "change it back, seamus, i swear if you don't-"

ron, already getting out of his own bed, laughs. "i think it'll suit you, dean." dean glares daggers at him before tackling seamus onto his bed, where a sort of wrestling match begins.

neville yawns and climbs out of bed, too tired to notice the heaps of parchment still left on the floor from late night OWL practice, and he slips so unfortunately that he has to struggle for several seconds to find his balance. ron laughs so hard he misses one of the buttons of his shirt, before grabbing harry by the wrist (he's still sleep warm and softer around the edges) and dragging him out of bed.

"c'mon harry, hermione will be waiting for us, we're going to hogsmeade, remember?"

seamus wolf-whistles, and dean (splayed halfway across seamus, holding his arms down) wiggles his eyebrows in an obnoxious manner. "yeah, don't make your girlfriend wait, ron." ron's ears promptly turn a deep shade of pink as he stammers denial, making harry grin.

seamus starts loudly singing something about ron and hermione in a tree, and only shuts up when dean lightly slaps his face, the tie still in hand. seamus grins up at him with mischief in his eyes. "joke's on you, thomas, i'm into that shit." dean groans and shakes his head, but even neville laughs.

the dorm is warm, and harry glows as he starts changing. he's so lucky to be here.

[grabowskibeepboop]

Fanon hogwarts has seen a LOT and not in the way canon hogwarts has

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Every time there's a rainbow, the Gryffindor boys of the 90's are torn between making a gay joke about Seamus or making a leprechaun joke about Seamus

[yoursweetsix66]

“oh my favorite trope is ___”

“Well mine is ___”

“Actually, I think ___ is-”

when the best trope is literally right here:

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Harry: I am 100% straight. Hermione: Cedric Diggory in his quidditch robes, in his Yule Ball robes, Cedric Diggory towering over you, his eyes twinkling- Harry: I am 50% straight. Hermione: … Everyone: … Hermione: Right. Cho Chang. Harry: … is a girl. So, er, 100% straight. Ron: Even I know that’s not how math works. Harry: Alright fine! So, 50% straight then. Ron: And 50% gay. Dean: Harry mate, that’s called being bi you dickwad. Harry: SO THAT’S WHAT THAT IS! Everyone: … Harry: Wait, you’re telling me not everyone finds both attractive? Is that not straight at all?! Everyone: …

[raviliuz]

Oblivious Harry Potter

I believe so many things could canonically happen and we wouldn't know just because Harry is not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to noticing things

Remus and Sirius kissed after sorting all that shit in Shrieking Shack. Harry thought they must have really missed each other

Dean and Seamus have been in love since like- forever and started dating in their 6th year. Harry thought they were besties (he started questioning why he and Ron aren't like that)

Oliver and Marcus were fucking in the locker room after every quidditch match. Harry thought they were fist-fighting and didn't want to get involved