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[addictiontohp]

Ron: are you in the mood for quickie?

Hermione, choking: I beg your pardon.

Ron: a quickie. You know those egg tarts.

Hermione: ron that's a QUICHE.

[hermiones-amortentia]

Ron: I can't believe what a massive crush I have on Hermione.

Ron: whenever she looks at me I feel like I can face 1000 deatheaters for her.. she is worth it.

Harry: you are a 44 year old middle aged man who is married to Hemione for 20 years.

Ron: I know. How awesome is that?

[myloveharry]

Harry: What time is it?

Ron: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Ron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ron: It’s 2 am

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: She was poetry, but he couldn't read Ron: His name was Jared he's 19 Harry: When his parents built a very strange machine that exploded Blaise: His mother used to kill every lover, now she just kills husbands Pansy, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen Luna, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! Draco:  Draco: Horrible job everyone, I'm really impressed

[weasleydailyprophet]

Percy : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, YES! Charlie : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, MAYBE? Molly : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, no.. ***BONUS*** Hermione : Ron.. Ron : Okay, hon!

Harry : Ron? Ron : FUCK YES!!

[itsgrangerweasley]

Ron: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hermione: [turns to Harry] How tall are you?

[redandbrown]

Ron: You kissed me…

Hermione blushing fiercely: I- yes I did.

Ron: Took you long enough.

Hermione getting mad: Me?! Are you’re lips broken, Ronald Weasley?! You should h-

Ron kisses her and pulls back: My lips aren’t broken.

Hermione: Nope they are not.

[number-onekidqueen]

𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓼

Hermione: *getting her camera*

Ron: who cares how it looks?! What matters is how it tastes.

Ron: which is why we should eat some now.

Hermione: don't you dare.

Hermione: this is a testament of the time you didn't eat anything before I took a photo of it.

Hermione: *spotting macaron crumbs*

Ron:

Hermione: .... you have ten seconds to run.

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[hpseeker99]

The Daily Prophet: Three people have reportedly broken into the Gringotts. McGonagall, scoffing: What idiots *Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Harry, Ron, and Hermione riding a dragon out of the building* McGonagall: Wait, those are my idiots

[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3

Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Hermione: *Blushing* What?

Ron: *Also Blushing* What?

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.

[addictiontohp]

Hermione: before I go I want to hear those three little words.

Ron: I love you.

Hermione: very sweet, but try again

Ron:

Hermione:

Ron, grumbles: I will behave.

[hermiones-amortentia]

McGonagall: Mr. Weasley, one week detention for you.

Hermione: what did you do this time?

Ron: nothing I swear.

McGonagall: Mr. Weasley broke Mr. Malfoy's nose and jaw. He is at the infirmary now.

Ron: it was an accident.

Ron: I just hi-fived his face with my fist.

Hermione: I told you to ignore him. He is not worth it.

Ron: he was calling you slurs.

Ron: he should be thankful that I didn't kill him with my bare hands.

[myloveharry]

Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Hermione: Ron no.

Harry: Mistlefoe.

Hermione: Please stop encouraging him.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: You know, Harry gives Draco flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too Ron: Ron: Okay... *Later* Ron: *gives Draco flowers* Draco: Harry: Draco: Draco: What the actual fuck? Ron: I don't know, I'm confused as well...But Hermione said I should give you flowers as well Hermione: *facepalms* Hermione: No, I meant you should give me flowers

[weasleydailyprophet]

Hermione : I warn you, Ron. I'm too brilliant to be seduced! Ron : That's why I fancy you, Hermione Hermione : Hermione : *blushes*