#defecate

[davidcashuk]

[rightnewshindi]

नदी किनारे शौच करने गई मां को छोटे बेटे ने मारी गोली, मौके पर हुई मौत; जानें क्या बताए कारण

नदी किनारे शौच करने गई मां को छोटे बेटे ने मारी गोली, मौके पर हुई मौत; जानें क्या बताए कारण

Kaimur Crime News: कैमूर जिले के दुर्गावती थाना क्षेत्र के उधपूरा गांव में रविवार (17 मार्च) के दिन नदी किनारे शौच करने गई 54 वर्षीय अपनी मां को छोटे बेटे ने गोली मारकर हत्या कर दी और अपने घर चला आया. गोली की आवाज सुन जब ग्रामीण घटना स्थल पर पहुंचे तो महिला की डेड बॉडी खून से लथपथ नदी किनारे पड़ी हुई थी. इसके बाद ग्रामीण इसकी सूचना दुर्गावती पुलिस को दिया. मौके पर पहुंची दुर्गावती पुलिस घटनास्थल…

[thethcministry]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I took a shit in Kanye West’s pool.

[unepersonnelouche]

The demon prosecutor and the phoenix

[goldenpinof]

you died

[the-muppet-joker]

I once drank three of these in one go and was not able to use the John for over ten days. Perhaps in moderation, Four could resolve their liquid bowel movement issue with an Olipop's Grape Soda, a New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health.

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

last two peeps....

💥

turns your harlenglishs into roaches

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(313) In one universe, the DJD rescue sole survivor Nickel from the obliterated Prion colony. She becomes their in-house medic.

In a different, slightly weirder universe three steps sideways, they rescue Knock Out from the crushed hull of the Nemesis, where it crumbles upon the surface of dying Cybertron. In this universe, he becomes their in-house medic instead.

This fic idea could turn into slice of life DJD shenanigans through Knock Out's point of view! But it could also create some kind of more significant change via Knock Out's inclusion in the story.

[mxtxfanatic]

I always wondered, was Wei Wuxian ever aware of the way Jiang Wanyin portrayed him before his death?

I mean, I know that the Jim's were plotting against him anyways but he sure made it worse.

Also, if Jiang Fengmain was able to survive somehow (fully intact), how do you think that would have affected the narrative in your opinion?

I think Wei Wuxian was very clear on Jiang Cheng’s character from the moment they publicly cut ties. They were both willing to maintain the peace (remember, Jiang Yanli’s wedding dress moment happens after the defection) when nothing was happening, but obviously the Qiongqi Path Ambush ruined all that. With that said, Wei Wuxian clearly saw Jiang Cheng at the Nightless City pledge banquet and made no moves whatsoever to protect him from the hoard of corpses he unleashes. The fact that Wei Wuxian never revoked Jiang Cheng’s access to the Burial Mounds settlement, therefore, makes me feel like he was going by the unwritten agreement that they would leave each other alone, and after the ambush, well, revoking access wouldn’t matter in any way. No need to chalk up the oversight to latent affection or negligence; they were already on borrowed time.

On to the Jiang Fengmian thing: I think there would be a lot of moving parts. There’s no way he’d win against the Wen who’d already invaded, so his only chance of survival is to have left with Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng. To do so would possibly lose him the respect of the few disciples he had with him, and Jiang Cheng would definitely hate him for abandoning his mother. Jiang Cheng, himself, might leave the clan and actually return to Lotus Pier to retrieve Madam Yu’s body, or maybe he retains some sense like in canon and does not do that. Wen Ning probably still helps with that, and it’s a debt Jiang Fengmian would likely honor. And if Jiang Cheng didn’t immediately leave after Madam Yu’s death, he’d definitely leave if Jiang Fengmian “lowered” himself to thank a Wen on behalf of their clan and his mother. Wei Wuxian isn’t leaving with Jiang Cheng at all, unless asked by Jiang Fengmian directly (and that’s another can of worms) but if Jiang Fengmian refused to honor his debt to Wen Ning/participated in the kidnapping of the Wen remnants, Wei Wuxian would still defect. Would Jiang Fengmian continue to support and protect Wei Wuxian past that point? Would he have learned his lesson after the Sunshot Campaign and blocked Jin Guangshan’s bid for dominance? Idk, but seeing as every other character outside of a select few is written to stagnate and not learn their lesson after the war, I’d say probably not.

[irhabiya]

someone from youth demand uk shit in the prime minister rishi sunak's private lake yesterday

LMFAO

[im-so-normal-for-jax]

I need to go to hot topic NOWWWW

I need to wear that Jax shirt even if it’s weird because it makes me salivate.

[maladaptvs]

i bring you, because i still have it in my gallery, Long Hair Tim in Some Obscure Skit

[askaceattorney]

Warning: mention of poop

Dear Anonymous,

I'll send you to the nearest asylum is what I will do!

(Who asks this of a Prosecutor?)

- Miles Edgeworth

[14dayswithyou]

Sorry but you have to see the cursed things I have to see

🔫 Ren get tf away from my bathroom

✦゜ANSWERED: ON THE VERGE OF TEARS RN LILY...............

Canon!Ren would give you privacy while you do your business -- so suffice to say, he'll let you poop in peace sjfksndkgsdg T_T He'll definitely miss you while you're gone, but he's got games on his phone dw

Booger!Nonnie!Ren, however, would 100% turn your scent into a candle. He'll even slip his hand under the stall if y'all are poopin in public. Besties who shit together stick together <3