smashorpassgilf
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smashorpassgilf · 2 hours ago
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My boss from my old job that I had a Weird Thing with turned 50 recently, making him eligible. Please vindicate me he was built like the Target Skeleton and told me I was good sometimes. (Sorry for the anon this is humiliating to confess to)
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smashorpassgilf · 3 hours ago
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smashorpassgilf · 5 hours ago
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Godzilla
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smashorpassgilf · 7 hours ago
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The only 2 things entirely that is changing from before are
Anything that said 50 is now 60
The url is changing to smash or pass grand (parent/uncle/peepaw/father/mother/ etc etc) aka smashorpassgilf
Just so everyone knows, the literal only thing that changes is that I'm adding ten years to the minimum and the URL is reverting to the original.
Hey guys! Happy 2025. In a month exactly, this blog has been polling people over 50 for a full year. Kinda crazy, IMO, since I didn't expect this to get more than like a hundred followers, but it's really cool that this has gotten as popular as it as, I feel pretty damn honored to have been here with y'all.
Now, I've been considering this for about 6 months, I'm sure a lot of you saw this coming, but there's goign to be a couple changes to the blog.
The blog will be going back to it's previous URL of 'smashorpassgilf', but in combination, the age minimum of the blog will be going up. the new minimum age will be 60 years old.
If you have submitted someone who is in their 50s, they will still be polled. All 50 year olds should be polled by the one year anniversary of the blog. Once we have all 50 year olds through the queue, we'll move everyone to their own page on the spreadsheet, but with only a couple exceptions, the submission has to be over 60 now.
If you have any questions, please don't use anon so I can reply privately.
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smashorpassgilf · 8 hours ago
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James Blunt
but you gotta add “you’re beautiful”
when i think of the music genre adult contemporary, he’s the definition. and I wanna fuck his dilf body
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smashorpassgilf · 10 hours ago
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Toto Wolff?
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smashorpassgilf · 12 hours ago
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James Nesbitt
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smashorpassgilf · 14 hours ago
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Jed Brophy
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smashorpassgilf · 15 hours ago
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Time is running out! Make sure to secure your Mystery Twin Mystery Bag before our shop closes on January 15th 11:59 PST.
Shop | Kofi All proceeds go to aid for Gaza.
Image Description: A graphic made to resemble a Journal 3 page from Gravity Falls with aged paper, coffee stains, symbols, and ink splatters. Written in the middle of the page reads, "ONE MORE WEEK!"
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smashorpassgilf · 15 hours ago
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Mike Ehrmantraut
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smashorpassgilf · 16 hours ago
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King Andrias Leviathan
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smashorpassgilf · 16 hours ago
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Hey guys! Happy 2025. In a month exactly, this blog has been polling people over 50 for a full year. Kinda crazy, IMO, since I didn't expect this to get more than like a hundred followers, but it's really cool that this has gotten as popular as it as, I feel pretty damn honored to have been here with y'all.
Now, I've been considering this for about 6 months, I'm sure a lot of you saw this coming, but there's goign to be a couple changes to the blog.
The blog will be going back to it's previous URL of 'smashorpassgilf', but in combination, the age minimum of the blog will be going up. the new minimum age will be 60 years old.
If you have submitted someone who is in their 50s, they will still be polled. All 50 year olds should be polled by the one year anniversary of the blog. Once we have all 50 year olds through the queue, we'll move everyone to their own page on the spreadsheet, but with only a couple exceptions, the submission has to be over 60 now.
If you have any questions, please don't use anon so I can reply privately.
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smashorpassgilf · 17 hours ago
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Oviya Pashiri (MtG, canon sapphic old woman)
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smashorpassgilf · 18 hours ago
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Susan Tedeschi mreow
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smashorpassgilf · 19 hours ago
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Jaya Ballard (MtG)
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smashorpassgilf · 19 hours ago
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yeah im a feminist (if im not attracted to a woman i just don't vote instead of hitting pass)
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smashorpassgilf · 19 hours ago
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Some anon said they pass on all cartoon/video game characters but tbh I think I’m more likely to smash on them
If it's a 2D character, I'm going 2 Dick down that oldie
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