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This would genuinely go crazy as a Palpatine outfit

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fleeting

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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I think some of the older fandom vocab like lemon and lime needs to be kept alive. But. We must kill the seme/uke tagging system

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"You're thinking like a thief." "I'm thinking like a soldier!" "Think like a leader."

ANDOR, Season 2 — Coming in 2025 to Disney+

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Rifle chapter 4 isn't treating me well. She's approaching 12k in length. We've been married for years. I take such good care of her. And she is BEATING me

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Good news. There are only 93 days until Andor season two.

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i think your art would taste like coffee but like the coffee with two n a half sugars and milk

OOO that's such a neat comparison!! :D Exactly how I take my coffee, too. Thank you!!

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Count Dooku? More like Cunt Dooku.

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you could just talk about the brainworms about your own au with no context. the people who get it will get it and the people who dont will be intregued

You're right tbh. Gonna sound so unhinged saying stuff like "you know the cattle drive ain't going well when you have to bring out the bayonet" about a Star Wars character.

I am also once again pondering my historical Asajj Ventress witch hunt AU. The total opposite of that "young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps" meme. More like "young witch (?) blamed for the disappearance of her neighbor's stupid fucking cows in the general vicinity of Zürich and ON THE FUCKING RUN".

The historical shit makes my brain spin sooo fast <3 And jumping from 19th century Texas to 17th century Switzerland is fun. Of course I'm also roping Dooku into all of these. Peace and love

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In dooku: Jedi lost dooku ends up taking care of 2 (?) of Lene’s birds and it’s implied that he’s really good at it/they like him a lot. Extending this to animal/‘pathetic life form’ lover qui-gon, do you think that dooku was the reluctant dad who pretended to hate all of qui-gon’s pets during their time together?

Like Qui-gon brings home a feral tooka and dooku vows to toss it out the window after it shreds the hem of one of his capes but qui catches his master feeding the tooka bites of his own dinner. Or on a mission qui-gon manages to get adopted into an eopie herd and happily takes shelter there for the night. Dooku says sleeping in hay is uncivilized and he’ll camp out in their starship but he’s found buried beneath baby eopies in the morning with hay in his beard. To me he’s the type to admire majestic animals like lene’s convors for their poise and elegance but will let a little massiff puppy drool all over him if he thinks no one is watching (qui-gon is (he took several pictures)).

SO REAL. DOOKU IS THE FUCKING DAD WHO "DOESN'T WANT A CAT" UNTIL YOU OFFER HIM A CREATURE AND HE WILL JUST. SPOIL IT. WHILE FROWNING AT YOU ABOUT IT (HE'S MAD) (for real he's sooo angry at you. pretend you don't see him going all gooey over a little fuzzy beast)

Actually that makes it so sad he never has a pet as a Count/Sith. A real testament to how fucked up he is at that point. He doesn't even have an evil raven-type thing or a black space cat to pet sinisterly as he monologues </3

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what are you planning on eating today?

I'm making chicken, no plan on what exact type yet. Maybe with rice? Maybe I'll just do katsudon and substitute the pork with chicken breast 👀 Getting that protein in, babey

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Leg day so bad I genuinely can't get out of bed

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9 Fandom Folks to Get to Know Better

Tagged by @lttrsfrmlnrrgby - thank you!!

3 Ships I Like: Big on my hand-picked Codywan atm. Kim Kitsuragi/Harry Du Bois is an evergreen. Hagen/Volker from the OG Nibelungenlied is in the process of gripping me and not letting go.

First Ship Ever: dude I think it might've genuinely been Ast��rix/Gaius Iulius Caesar. I was 7

Last Song You Heard: Johnny B metal cover by Equilibrium, apparently?

Favorite Childhood Book: Walter Moers had me in a DEATH GRIP as a child. I think Rumo, Die Stadt der träumenden Bücher and Der Schrecksenmeister are my favorites, and after that definitely comes Krabat by Otfried Preußler. Those books had my imagination shooting through the roof

Currently Reading: The Nibelungenlied in small semi-daily doses. It's a blast!

Currently Watching: I Love You Phillip Morris (was anybody gonna tell me there is a gay prison romance movie starring Ewan McGregor and Jim fucking Carrey or was I just supposed to find that out myself? Huh? And why am I crying about it? HUH???)

Currently Consuming: REWE store brand paprika chips. Yum yum

Currently Craving: Chickpea stew. Or a big fat bloody steak. I should probably make dinner

no pressure tags: @charmwasjess @catboydogma @ghosts-of-rishi @blueberry-ry @in-a-mellow-tone @clonemmunism @sabellart @skeletons-eat @eightbitpale

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I love everyone's additions to this post. Especially how some of them make me scratch my head bc it shows just how differently we all engage with this smörgåsbord of lore offered to us over the past couple of decades.

Also, shout-out to everyone who mentioned some variation of "well this thing is canon only when I'm in the mood for it" because you get me

Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll