jazzy-a
My Corner of Nonsense
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jazzy-a ยท 25 days ago
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Do you ever look at a character and want to dig your fingers into their symbolism so hard it leaves marks on their backstory?
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jazzy-a ยท 29 days ago
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I've been thinking of how the Endless siblings' duties and realms could overlap with each others.
Food for thought:
Dream and Death: People that die in their sleep. Dream leads their subconsciousness through his realm while waiting for his sister to find them. When she does, she guides the dreamer away, and Lucienne moves their books to the archives.
Death and Desire: Serial killers. Desire and Death meeting in blood-stained back alleys like a couple after a one night stand. (I picture this happened at least once or twice between Desire and Destruction when he was around, too?)
Death and Destruction: War. They follow after one another so closely that it's unfathomable. They've spent millennia huddled beside one another on scorched earth with shrapnel flying overhead. Inevitably, their paths will always intersect.
Dream and Desire or Despair: Are you joking? So many dreams. Wet dreams of both kinds: one is tears, the other is... Well, you know. What are dreams and nightmares if not the desires and dread of humanity, after all? (On that note, Delirium and Dream have to be quite familiar with one another's realms, don't they?)
Dream and Destiny: Prophetic dreams, duh. People have been misinterpreting the connection between these two for eons when, in reality, Destiny rarely permitted prophesy to creep into his brother's realm. On occasion, however, the pair will meet: a portion of the Dreaming fading into a maze or the Garden of Forking Ways suddenly blurring a right turn into Fiddler's Green.
Delirium and Despair: So many drug-induced stupors, so many drunken nights where alcohol aggravated an emotional wound. Delirium and Despair would practically dance around one another- Okay, so only Delirium is dancing, but still. And for those who are desperate for release from their despair and seek it out by ruining themselves, I think Desire enjoys occasionally strolling in on their sisters' meetings and lounging with them for awhile.
Death and Destiny: They are the two absolutes. Both of them are the only true certainties in the universe. They are what will happen no matter what. Destiny will proceed- even if it changes- and everything will die. These two will always overlap with one another more than everyone else, I think, even if they don't speak of it.
And those are just the ones I thought of for now. The possibilities are (teehee) endless.
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jazzy-a ยท 1 month ago
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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I hope that we hear sections of "harps and arps" during the Ithaca Saga to show that Hermes is there to guide the souls of the dead suitors to the Underworld like in The Odyssey.
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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@windsweptinred How dare you call me out lololol. In front of ALL OUR FRIENDS!
And, I'm sorry, but some of us are die hard Bookend shippers till the end โœŠ @notallsandmen
@dream-of-the-bitchless , I've got a Sandman crack ship for you....
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(Charmes art by ever lolevercelle)
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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I just realized that I typically picture Hermes with his eyes shadowed (AKA not visible) like 90% of this fandom... So now I'm wondering how he's winking.
Like, with his head wings?
Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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The rest of the world: *goes to work, eats, talks about war and the economy and politics*
The Epic fandom: *watches every single fan animatic to find one where literally anyone (except maybe Calypso) gives Odysseus a freaking hug*
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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Imagine Calypso wasn't just being poetic when she started singing "Not Sorry For Loving You."
Imagine she is actually repeating verbatim what Hermes said to her. They don't fight, but Hermes does twist the proverbial knife in, so to speak.
Imagine Hermes actually came down with a smile on his face and no sympathy as he told her that he was taking Odysseus away, that she would never get to see his face again, and that he was not hers to have.
Imagine if she argued with him, and Hermes only shrugged, saying that "[she] ambushed him and came on too strong, so [she] shouldn't be surprised if he hates [her]."
AKA an AU where Hermes is cruel when he tells Calypso that Odysseus is being set free from the island.
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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After Ody gets home and, of course, slaughters all the suitors and reunites with his wife and son, that man absolutely sat down with a council and immediately pulled out schematics, like:
"Cool, cool. So, first things first: We're building new temples for Athena and Hermes. What? Placement? Oh, yeah... Just knock down the Poseidon one. It's fine. I stabbed that God, like, 20 times into submission. Pretty sure that means the ocean is my b*tch now....And f*ck that guy anyways, am I right? So, for Athena's temple, I'm definitely thinking blueโœจ-"
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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Athena: Don't go down there, Hermes. We talked about this. You're going to let Odysseus do this for himself. NO. MOLY.
Hermes, visibly strained: Mm-hm. Yep, yes. I know, darling.... I won't.
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(In case anyone wanted to see it in ALL pictures, see below lol)
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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Odysseus:ย I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Athena, Pre-Wisdom Saga:ย You know, Iโ€™m not really a jewelry person.
Odysseus:ย You donโ€™t have to wear itโ€ฆ
Athena, In Wisdom Saga:ย No, Iโ€™m gonna wear it forever. Back off
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jazzy-a ยท 2 months ago
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Literally the events of Lord of The Rings: Return of the King when Aragorn releases the ghost army:
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jazzy-a ยท 3 months ago
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"Put your whole brain in it. Remember every trick in your domain for this."
I will say it again. Athena and Hermes have joint custody of Odysseus
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jazzy-a ยท 3 months ago
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Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
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jazzy-a ยท 3 months ago
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Telemachus, looking at some soldiers or something: Man. I wish I could be that strong...
Hermes, vibrating with excitement out of nowhere: *inhales* Wouldn't you like-- ๐ŸŽถ
Odysseus, scrambling: Hermes, NO!
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jazzy-a ยท 3 months ago
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Poseidon: Stalks a single man for years, kills 90% of his crew, endures getting stabbed like Swiss cheese all to get revenge for his son being hurt.
Zeus: Enlists several of his children to fight his other child and then barbecues said child for beating him at a game.
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