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#epic the musical#Odysseus#Hermes#Aeolus#Zeus#Poseidon#Calypso#otherwise known as the epilogue to Epic The musical#God its so much less funny when it's not in motion#Athena is kind of a grey area in my mind bc she screws him over a bit and then helps him later#But srsly- Hermes is seemingly the only god in Epic that didn't screw Ody over? Or have a reason to help him but did?#Like Aeolus 'helps' by trapping the storm for him but is definitely playing a game and sets it up against Ody#Hermes arguably is also looking for entertainment but the help he gives is ACTUALLY helpful??#He doesn't obviously do everything for him in Dangerous but he helps#Hermes never negatively impacts Odysseus as a person or his journey to get home
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I hope that we hear sections of "harps and arps" during the Ithaca Saga to show that Hermes is there to guide the souls of the dead suitors to the Underworld like in The Odyssey.
#epic the musical#hermes#i think it would be a really neat way to give him a cameo#bc it's mentioned as one of his bullet point list roles in The Odyssey#but like... definitely wouldnt make sense for him to sing or anything prob?#but hearing his harps and arpeggios like in Puppeteer would be a fun easter egg
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@windsweptinred How dare you call me out lololol. In front of ALL OUR FRIENDS!
And, I'm sorry, but some of us are die hard Bookend shippers till the end ✊ @notallsandmen
@dream-of-the-bitchless , I've got a Sandman crack ship for you....
+ Sandman =
(Charmes art by ever lolevercelle)
#Destiny of the endless#The Sandman#Having my dirty laundry aired really puts things into perspective#I DO love adorable little shits that are agents of chaos#Put that next to a solemn man who is so done with everything and we've got ourselves a d@mn pleasant afternoon#For me...not them#I'll be putting them through it#And maybe through each other... see what I did there? lol#Bookend#Destiny x his book will always be my all time favorite Destiny crack ship and no amount of winged trickers can change that lol#Despite how tempting they are.... Jesus please take the wheel or I will drive us off this cliff right into the gayness
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I just realized that I typically picture Hermes with his eyes shadowed (AKA not visible) like 90% of this fandom... So now I'm wondering how he's winking.
Like, with his head wings?
Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#odysseus#hermes#someone animate winking head wings for me#i want someone to show me how that looks#like do the first two primary feathers that have a space between them do a scissor motion in front of his face?#even though i know feathers dont work like that? he's a god right!?
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The rest of the world: *goes to work, eats, talks about war and the economy and politics*
The Epic fandom: *watches every single fan animatic to find one where literally anyone (except maybe Calypso) gives Odysseus a freaking hug*
#epic the musical#odysseus#we all seem to be in agreement on this#please someone give this man a kind and consensual touch#Athena#hermes#Penelope#telemachus#polites#Eurylochus#I'm not tagging everyone but you get the picture#SOMEONE HOLD THIS POOR GREEK!
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
#Yu-gi-oh#YugiOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!#And Pokemon I guess? but at the same time I don't feel like Pokemon counted??? I don't know why#Yugioh was my childhood show as well as the first thing I ended up really recognizing AS an anime later and that got me into the culture#I love you my gateway drug#My first love. My first ship. I owe you my life#Or...maybe you actually ruined my life. Eh. Too late now#It's time to D-D-D-DESTROY MY SOCIAL LIFE WOOOO!!!!#Ironically I was legit just revisiting my first love
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Imagine Calypso wasn't just being poetic when she started singing "Not Sorry For Loving You."
Imagine she is actually repeating verbatim what Hermes said to her. They don't fight, but Hermes does twist the proverbial knife in, so to speak.
Imagine Hermes actually came down with a smile on his face and no sympathy as he told her that he was taking Odysseus away, that she would never get to see his face again, and that he was not hers to have.
Imagine if she argued with him, and Hermes only shrugged, saying that "[she] ambushed him and came on too strong, so [she] shouldn't be surprised if he hates [her]."
AKA an AU where Hermes is cruel when he tells Calypso that Odysseus is being set free from the island.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#Hermes#Odysseus#Calypso#If you look at the lyrics though it is plausible Hermes DID say some of that to her verbatim#I picture Hermes as the kind of person to be cruel with his words rather than his actions?#He's the god of messengers and language so that god can weave a sentence#Physically fighting Calypso would be pointless and fleeting- but hurting her with words and facts that will remain with her for eternity?#Yikes#AU where Hermes cares about Odysseus. Shut up. YES he does- sHut UP!#The brain rot has set in. And we are now abandoning canon for self-indulgences that make me feel something besides the hole in my heart#Canonically I do think Hermes cares- but I'm ramping that intensity up to fanon levels thank you very much- as I'm prone to doing#Feast with me my brethren
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After Ody gets home and, of course, slaughters all the suitors and reunites with his wife and son, that man absolutely sat down with a council and immediately pulled out schematics, like:
"Cool, cool. So, first things first: We're building new temples for Athena and Hermes. What? Placement? Oh, yeah... Just knock down the Poseidon one. It's fine. I stabbed that God, like, 20 times into submission. Pretty sure that means the ocean is my b*tch now....And f*ck that guy anyways, am I right? So, for Athena's temple, I'm definitely thinking blue✨-"
#epic the musical#Odysseus#Hermes#Athena#Ody just going around Ithaca for the next few months of his mental recovery like he's in a home remodel show with the temples#I love the idea of Hermes and Athena fist bumping in their sweet new temples- waving at Uncle Poseidon glaring at them from the water#I feel Ody would feel the need to thank them in some way since they actively were helpful to him?#Mythology tells us that gods f-ing love temples#Yeah yeah he'll fix up the palace and deal with the food stores and all that too- but first: which shade of green would Hermes like more?#Ody: F it. I'll just ask him-- GRAMPS!!!#But srsly why is Poseidon just cool with getting stabbed? I would be concerned about retribution and the raising of the tides once he heals#But i guess Ody isn't?? So yeah screw it- do whatever he wants now. Kill all the cyclops. Why not?#All he hears are screams- and he's jamming out
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Athena: Don't go down there, Hermes. We talked about this. You're going to let Odysseus do this for himself. NO. MOLY.
Hermes, visibly strained: Mm-hm. Yep, yes. I know, darling.... I won't.
(In case anyone wanted to see it in ALL pictures, see below lol)
#Epic the Musical#epic the circe saga#Hermes#Odysseus#Athena#I'm . so. Sorry for this#Like....SO sorry#But it wouldn't let me go#Hermes is all about that Moly#Mt olympus is sick of him going on and on about it#Like the one person that tries to tell you all the benefits of hemp#Also- he is vibrating with desire to cause any kind of mischief#Eventually I'll run out of ideas right?#This is intense even for me
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Odysseus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Athena, Pre-Wisdom Saga: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Odysseus: You don’t have to wear it…
Athena, In Wisdom Saga: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off
#epic the musical#athena#odysseus#epic the musical incorrect quotes#I know someone must have done this already#that or it's athena rejecting his friendship bracelet but accepting Telemachus'#cue Ody being like 'wtf!?'#that poor man. He just wants friendship like a damn my little pony character
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Literally the events of Lord of The Rings: Return of the King when Aragorn releases the ghost army:
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"Put your whole brain in it. Remember every trick in your domain for this."
I will say it again. Athena and Hermes have joint custody of Odysseus
#epic the musical#odysseus#hermes#athena#I will DIE on this hill and then go to the afterlife shrieking it on the river styx#LOOK AT THE LYRICS! LOOK AT THEM#odysseus & hermes#odysseus & athena
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Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#hermes#odysseus#I know it wasn't shown- but I like to think Hermes winked during the warning#the whole Hermes bloodline communicating with winks#Hermes giving his great grandson little cheat codes#Zeus: Hermes- I told you you were not allowed to help him#Hermes: I didn't! I specifically told him NOT *wink* to open the bag#Zeus:...Hermes you're winking AT ME!
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Telemachus, looking at some soldiers or something: Man. I wish I could be that strong...
Hermes, vibrating with excitement out of nowhere: *inhales* Wouldn't you like-- 🎶
Odysseus, scrambling: Hermes, NO!
#epic the musical#Hermes#Odysseus#Telemachus#Hermes just trying to bond with his grandchildren...with drugs
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Poseidon: Stalks a single man for years, kills 90% of his crew, endures getting stabbed like Swiss cheese all to get revenge for his son being hurt.
Zeus: Enlists several of his children to fight his other child and then barbecues said child for beating him at a game.
#epic the musical#Zeus#Poseidon#There are two kinds of parents....#Zeus is that one meme where the dad is holding their child up by its ankle#closely followed by the vine 'do you trust me son?' 'I trust you dad' and then immediately lets the child drop 'Never trust anyone!'#Epic the vengeance saga spoilers#Epic the Wisdom saga spoilers
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people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it
#i hate the truth of this more than anything in the world#Srsly- f this. making me do the work#*grumbling and writing*
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Nobody on Mt. Olympus during 600 Strike:
Absolutely no one:
Ares: AaALRIGHT!!!
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#Ares#Can we take a moment to appreciate that Ares got EXACTLY what he wanted/was promised in God Games?#Athena may be dead or super wounded rn but Ares made out like a bandit#That man was cheering so loudly but the sound of Poseidon's screams muffled it= canon
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