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I just realized that I typically picture Hermes with his eyes shadowed (AKA not visible) like 90% of this fandom... So now I'm wondering how he's winking.
Like, with his head wings?
Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#odysseus#hermes#someone animate winking head wings for me#i want someone to show me how that looks#like do the first two primary feathers that have a space between them do a scissor motion in front of his face?#even though i know feathers dont work like that? he's a god right!?
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The rest of the world: *goes to work, eats, talks about war and the economy and politics*
The Epic fandom: *watches every single fan animatic to find one where literally anyone (except maybe Calypso) gives Odysseus a freaking hug*
#epic the musical#odysseus#we all seem to be in agreement on this#please someone give this man a kind and consensual touch#Athena#hermes#Penelope#telemachus#polites#Eurylochus#I'm not tagging everyone but you get the picture#SOMEONE HOLD THIS POOR GREEK!
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
#Yu-gi-oh#YugiOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!#And Pokemon I guess? but at the same time I don't feel like Pokemon counted??? I don't know why#Yugioh was my childhood show as well as the first thing I ended up really recognizing AS an anime later and that got me into the culture#I love you my gateway drug#My first love. My first ship. I owe you my life#Or...maybe you actually ruined my life. Eh. Too late now#It's time to D-D-D-DESTROY MY SOCIAL LIFE WOOOO!!!!#Ironically I was legit just revisiting my first love
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Imagine Calypso wasn't just being poetic when she started singing "Not Sorry For Loving You."
Imagine she is actually repeating verbatim what Hermes said to her. They don't fight, but Hermes does twist the proverbial knife in, so to speak.
Imagine Hermes actually came down with a smile on his face and no sympathy as he told her that he was taking Odysseus away, that she would never get to see his face again, and that he was not hers to have.
Imagine if she argued with him, and Hermes only shrugged, saying that "[she] ambushed him and came on too strong, so [she] shouldn't be surprised if he hates [her]."
AKA an AU where Hermes is cruel when he tells Calypso that Odysseus is being set free from the island.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#Hermes#Odysseus#Calypso#If you look at the lyrics though it is plausible Hermes DID say some of that to her verbatim#I picture Hermes as the kind of person to be cruel with his words rather than his actions?#He's the god of messengers and language so that god can weave a sentence#Physically fighting Calypso would be pointless and fleeting- but hurting her with words and facts that will remain with her for eternity?#Yikes#AU where Hermes cares about Odysseus. Shut up. YES he does- sHut UP!#The brain rot has set in. And we are now abandoning canon for self-indulgences that make me feel something besides the hole in my heart#Canonically I do think Hermes cares- but I'm ramping that intensity up to fanon levels thank you very much- as I'm prone to doing#Feast with me my brethren
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After Ody gets home and, of course, slaughters all the suitors and reunites with his wife and son, that man absolutely sat down with a council and immediately pulled out schematics, like:
"Cool, cool. So, first things first: We're building new temples for Athena and Hermes. What? Placement? Oh, yeah... Just knock down the Poseidon one. It's fine. I stabbed that God, like, 20 times into submission. Pretty sure that means the ocean is my b*tch now....And f*ck that guy anyways, am I right? So, for Athena's temple, I'm definitely thinking blue✨-"
#epic the musical#Odysseus#Hermes#Athena#Ody just going around Ithaca for the next few months of his mental recovery like he's in a home remodel show with the temples#I love the idea of Hermes and Athena fist bumping in their sweet new temples- waving at Uncle Poseidon glaring at them from the water#I feel Ody would feel the need to thank them in some way since they actively were helpful to him?#Mythology tells us that gods f-ing love temples#Yeah yeah he'll fix up the palace and deal with the food stores and all that too- but first: which shade of green would Hermes like more?#Ody: F it. I'll just ask him-- GRAMPS!!!#But srsly why is Poseidon just cool with getting stabbed? I would be concerned about retribution and the raising of the tides once he heals#But i guess Ody isn't?? So yeah screw it- do whatever he wants now. Kill all the cyclops. Why not?#All he hears are screams- and he's jamming out
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Athena: Don't go down there, Hermes. We talked about this. You're going to let Odysseus do this for himself. NO. MOLY.
Hermes, visibly strained: Mm-hm. Yep, yes. I know, darling.... I won't.
(In case anyone wanted to see it in ALL pictures, see below lol)
#Epic the Musical#epic the circe saga#Hermes#Odysseus#Athena#I'm . so. Sorry for this#Like....SO sorry#But it wouldn't let me go#Hermes is all about that Moly#Mt olympus is sick of him going on and on about it#Like the one person that tries to tell you all the benefits of hemp#Also- he is vibrating with desire to cause any kind of mischief#Eventually I'll run out of ideas right?#This is intense even for me
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Odysseus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Athena, Pre-Wisdom Saga: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Odysseus: You don’t have to wear it…
Athena, In Wisdom Saga: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off
#epic the musical#athena#odysseus#epic the musical incorrect quotes#I know someone must have done this already#that or it's athena rejecting his friendship bracelet but accepting Telemachus'#cue Ody being like 'wtf!?'#that poor man. He just wants friendship like a damn my little pony character
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Literally the events of Lord of The Rings: Return of the King when Aragorn releases the ghost army:
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"Put your whole brain in it. Remember every trick in your domain for this."
I will say it again. Athena and Hermes have joint custody of Odysseus
#epic the musical#odysseus#hermes#athena#I will DIE on this hill and then go to the afterlife shrieking it on the river styx#LOOK AT THE LYRICS! LOOK AT THEM#odysseus & hermes#odysseus & athena
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Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*
Odysseus:.... Are you okay?
Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*
Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#hermes#odysseus#I know it wasn't shown- but I like to think Hermes winked during the warning#the whole Hermes bloodline communicating with winks#Hermes giving his great grandson little cheat codes#Zeus: Hermes- I told you you were not allowed to help him#Hermes: I didn't! I specifically told him NOT *wink* to open the bag#Zeus:...Hermes you're winking AT ME!
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Telemachus, looking at some soldiers or something: Man. I wish I could be that strong...
Hermes, vibrating with excitement out of nowhere: *inhales* Wouldn't you like-- 🎶
Odysseus, scrambling: Hermes, NO!
#epic the musical#Hermes#Odysseus#Telemachus#Hermes just trying to bond with his grandchildren...with drugs
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Poseidon: Stalks a single man for years, kills 90% of his crew, endures getting stabbed like Swiss cheese all to get revenge for his son being hurt.
Zeus: Enlists several of his children to fight his other child and then barbecues said child for beating him at a game.
#epic the musical#Zeus#Poseidon#There are two kinds of parents....#Zeus is that one meme where the dad is holding their child up by its ankle#closely followed by the vine 'do you trust me son?' 'I trust you dad' and then immediately lets the child drop 'Never trust anyone!'#Epic the vengeance saga spoilers#Epic the Wisdom saga spoilers
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people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it
#i hate the truth of this more than anything in the world#Srsly- f this. making me do the work#*grumbling and writing*
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Nobody on Mt. Olympus during 600 Strike:
Absolutely no one:
Ares: AaALRIGHT!!!
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#Ares#Can we take a moment to appreciate that Ares got EXACTLY what he wanted/was promised in God Games?#Athena may be dead or super wounded rn but Ares made out like a bandit#That man was cheering so loudly but the sound of Poseidon's screams muffled it= canon
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Both times Hermes shows up, he always has some secret weapon to arm Odysseus with.
Hermes:
#epic the musical#Hermes#Odysseus#The sad part is I made a version of this where I actually drew a nice moly and windbag- but this version was way more funny lolol#Hermes would be the perfect random man in a cave#It's a little bit DANGEROUS- SO TAKE THIS DARLING!#Throwing random support items at Odysseus during fights#If no one has caught on yet- yes- I am filling up the hermes and odysseus tags#It's me. Hi. I'm the problem- it's me
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Ummm, so.
Because some sources say that Hermes brings good luck--- what if there's actual significance to him wishing Odysseus luck at the end of both "Wouldn't You Like" and "Dangerous" ?
Instead of Hermes teasing him or being playful, it's Hermes actually offering Odysseus a blessing of good fortune for those two battles.
And, in that case, it should also be noted that Odysseus WINS both fights.
#epic the musical#Hermes#Odysseus#Hermes & Odysseus#coincidence!? I think- yes probably lolol#let me play with the idea though bc I like it#epic the vengeance saga#I love the idea of Hermes giving Odysseus a little cheat code of luck#Athena's like 'Hermes. He HAS to strategize okay??'#And Hermes is like 'yes yes I know darling I know...BUT I'm gonna have him win with luck'#Athena banging her own head against a wall
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Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Hermes, popping up: Oh, that's easy. Like this, darling! *Taps Ody with the caduceus*
Odysseus: *immediately drops to the ground, asleep*
Poseidon, still bleeding:... Damn. That's cold, you guys.
#epic the musical#hermes#odysseus#poseidon#epic the vengeance saga#his great grandad is the god of SLEEP... he's gonna be just fine Poseidon#a rare moment when Hermes and Odysseus high five#I was JUST FINE until you all told me these two were related and now I'm here
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