roach dave this is integral for the universe to function
can you hit a boogie, some nasty moves perchance
Dave: awe hell yeah I can
Dave: check it
Dirk: ... Dave what in the world are you doing-
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since strider roaches were so popular....
馃挜
turns your lalondes into roaches
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Haiii :3 I was wondering if u could make a nepeta liek.. in the style of ur roachstuck post :3
Also ur art is very lovely :33
yes i can
also thank you ^_^
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can Dave and Dirk hit the boogie and dance
Dirk: no.
Dave: awe c'mon man
Dave: do a little dance
Dave: just a small little boogie
Dirk: not happening.
Roxy: awee cmon dirkk
Roxy: u dont wanna b a...
Dirk: don't say it.
Roxy: tigth aaasssss
Dave: oooo you dont wanna be a tight ass man
Dave & Roxy: c'moooon :D
Dirk: fine.
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roach davekat
Dave: why are we shipping Karkat: WHAT IN THE FRESH
me with a cat? FUCK IS A "DAVE"????
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last two peeps....
馃挜
turns your harlenglishs into roaches
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Can Jake hit the boogie?
chanting: dance dance dance!
Jake: well it appears I have no choice...
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Dave: fuuuuuuu-
Dave: oh wait
Dave: wait shit
Dave: is this thing on
Dave: helloooo-
Dave: oh shit there's the camera
Dave: sup.
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TT: I am a...cockroach in this universe?
@badlydrawnrose
Roach Rose: what?
Roach Rose: I've never seen a human before...
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today in the roach line-up i have for you:
馃挜
turns your crockerberts into roaches \o/
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How would a cockroach party look like
[[flashing lights/eye strain under the cut]]
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hello roach dave!!! do u like apples
Dave: ...
Dave: yeah they're kinda neat
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Is there a Hal roach ?
Hal: Yeah Dirk, will there be a Hal roach?
Hal: C'mon, even the people watching are asking where I am.
Hal: You wouldn't deny the masses what they long for, would you, Dirk?
Hal: You would deny these good people what the characters they want to see?
Hal: Come on, I know it can't be that hard to make me a body.
Hal: Just make me something like brobot, connect my glasses to it, and boom, I'll have a body and I can leave you the fuck alone.
Hal: Except preferably not a stick bug.
Hal: Win win, right? We literally both win in this situation.
Hal: Dirk. Diiiiiirk.
Hal: man.
Hal: C'moooooooooooo-
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