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[badlydrawn-brostrider]

BRO: Just to make things clear.

BRO: Didn't force him to do shit. Asked for a lil assistance and he agreed.

BRO: He also could easily take the outfit off by now if he really hated it. Kinda seems like he likes it more than he wants to admit.

Sick outfits you got two have got there!

Why'd you choose them? :)

- ScAnon

BRO: Been awhile since I've seen ya, Scanon. Good you see you're still kickin'.

BRO, shrugging: To answer your question- Why not?

BRO: Heard all about this god shit from Dave, saw it myself, and I wanted to try my hand at makin' one. Or two- D's an ungrateful piece of shit and I hand made that for him.

BRO: I know we're supposed to have the same ones as our counterparts but fuck that. Thought the blue was cooler.

/ / @badlydrawn-alphadave

/ / real reason is welll- i kinda had more planned before this LOL. There was supposed to be an arc with godtiered Bro ending in it all being a weird dream. Realized I bit off more than I should chew and went back to my roots of shittily drawn, silly doodles with my finger, buuut was attached to the idea of having him in his god tiered outfit so here he is! Dressed up all silly

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

OMMMG HIIIH HIII HIIHIHIIHIHIIIII HHIIIII :3333

BRO: Hey, kid. Nice costume.

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

BGD: ' Dad.. can we go trick or treating? '

*You see the spector struggling to hold up a sign, the edges of the paper fading through his gloves. He hides his face behind the edge - mimicking embarrassment. The costume he was wearing seems off, being a prince of mind, but to him, he was a prince of hope. Something that mixed Jake and Dirk's godtiers.*

// @badlydrawn-brainghostdirk

// also happy hallow thy ween day Sylv!!! 🎃🎃 - Elliot

BRO: Yeah, sure thing kid. We're going to be so fuckin' cool, get all the goddamn candy in the block.

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

Trick or treat what’s your favorite candy

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

Sick outfits you got two have got there!

Why'd you choose them? :)

- ScAnon

BRO: Been awhile since I've seen ya, Scanon. Good you see you're still kickin'.

BRO, shrugging: To answer your question- Why not?

BRO: Heard all about this god shit from Dave, saw it myself, and I wanted to try my hand at makin' one. Or two- D's an ungrateful piece of shit and I hand made that for him.

BRO: I know we're supposed to have the same ones as our counterparts but fuck that. Thought the blue was cooler.

/ / @badlydrawn-alphadave

/ / real reason is welll- i kinda had more planned before this LOL. There was supposed to be an arc with godtiered Bro ending in it all being a weird dream. Realized I bit off more than I should chew and went back to my roots of shittily drawn, silly doodles with my finger, buuut was attached to the idea of having him in his god tiered outfit so here he is! Dressed up all silly

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

Shouldve worn the bard outfit

BRO: Why would I do that? That's stupid.

BRO: D's already a bard, wasn't about to match with him.

( @badlydrawn-alphadave )

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[a suspiciously red cockroach appears...]

TG: lol now whered your halloween spirit go

TG: aint this a time for all the creepy crawlies and shit? cant even handle a lil roach?

BRO: [Incomprehensible excuses and stuttering.]

BRO: I'm not afraid of a bug.

TG: never said you were afraid, kinda told on yourself there lmao

TG: lmao

TG: come on bro hes just a lil dude he cant hurt you

BRO: Don't you fucking' bring it closAH--

TG: anyways whered you come from lil dude? sick tiny shades by the way

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

happy 10/25!!!! have a very bdhs cascade day :D

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

uhhhhhhhh, i don't know why i have to be the one to give you this because it's weird and you are WEIRDER and also, probably a terrible person? but, you can ask someone else who is not me! anyway since you died or will die in a way that's stupid and lame here is a bed that is just as stupid and lame as you are. ༄

D: . . .

D: . . .

[ He doesn't know if it'll work. You're just a corpse laying in his arms now, though, no harm in trying. ]

[ He lays you down . . . ]

[ Gentle, careful, all while he hopes and prays in a way he never has before. Your body slowly begins to glow and--

TG: this story fucking sucks

TG: we literally just went through this shit, its not "spooky" or "scary"

TG: also why the hell is egbert in your shitty story

TG: kind of a dick move actually to bring up our trauma like this

TG: SOME of us couldnt even god tier man

TG: what the fuck is your problem

TG: yeah what the fuck is your problem

TG/TG: FUCK--

BRO: Where's yer joy? The Halloween spirit? The suspension of disbelief? You shits didn't even let us get to the good part.

BRO: Impatient little brats.

TG: what

TG: the fuck

TG: are you fucking

TG: wearing

BRO: My costume.

BRO: Brought along D's costume too. Don't think I don't see ya runnin'.

D: god fucking dammit

[ Halloween event open!! Ask questions to the . . . prince of breath? ]

@badlydrawn-alphadave <3

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

Hey guys, do you like my art? Do you want to buy some for yourself? Well boy howdy do I've got news for you

Commissions are open !!! 15 slots for now as I get used to this, but feel free to hop in!

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

/ / :) guess who just got home

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

/ / Don't worry guys, this isn't the end ;) Just got a bit busy, currently on a trip! Feel free to speculate and mourn in the inbox, we'll get back to it once I've got free time ehe

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't-- ]

[ You don't. ]

[ Suddenly, your head is quiet. Your thoughts are your own. You're free. ]

BRO: . . . D- . .

BRO: David . . .

[ All you can feel is relief through the pain and your rapidly fogging mind, the taste of iron strong on your tongue. Ghost is safe, D protected him. Good.. You're leaving the kids in good hands. ]

BRO: It's . . . okay . .

[ You deserve this, don't you? After all the pain you've caused, you never should have been brought back to begin with. ]

BRO: T- . . Thanks . . .

[ You drop, not as a puppet, but as a broken and dying man. ]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ Your blood runs cold when you hear him. You can hardly see through the static of your mind. Dirk? Which one? Which one of your kids-- ]

[ You turn your head fast enough to give yourself whiplash. Ghost stands a little ways behind you. Cal tells you he's a threat. He tried taking him Derrick once already, he'll try again. You can't let either take him. ]

[Your sword is raised before you can even stop it, pulled like the strings of a puppet.]

[ You can't. I don't want to. I can't-- ]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ Teehee I'm here to add to the common anons angst ]

Heyyyy man — you're freaking me out. Are you okay? Like.. you look feral and not the funny feral or the weird feral but like you wanna kill me

and now I'm actually kinda scared -

[Why would you be scared, silly?]

[You're perfectly fine. :) ]

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

>.> wasit were u serious

/ / :)

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ You suck in a quick breath at the mention of the kids. Your kids? They hate this, they're scared, scared of you, of Cal, you need to-- ]

[This man is dangerous, he wants you dead. Wants us dead. He is a threat. Stay focused, nothing else matters but the strife.]

[Round 2, asshole.]

[No holding back this time.]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]