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[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

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that's right ... ugly people... get pussy all the time...!

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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

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i'm watching a video about rare sonic animation cels and this one from an episode made by a thai studio overseas feels like they're all just watching a nuclear detonation and despite being enemies in their old life they know in this new desolate world that's been created all they will have left is each other

also grounder's ass is out

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

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My roommate thought she hated cooking and then she moved in with me and started using knives that were actually sharp and realized cooking is fun. Sometimes I wonder how many other situations are like this. It's not you, or your skills. It's just the lack of correct tools. Everyone knows you need a knife in the kitchen but no one mentions a sharpening stone.

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how it feels to say the weird thing

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they should not put ads on the dog tv (eight hours of birds) i put on for my dog to watch. she doesn't understand capitalism. she doesn't even understand that the birds aren't really there in the room with her. sometimes she tries to bite the ipad when a really funky one shows up. you can't advertise to her. she's not going to buy a swiffer wet jet

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look at the sky, you're still here~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop

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today i ran barefoot down the middle of the highway into oncoming traffic to scoop this thing

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catfishing

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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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rhythm heaven fans and mii fans are holding hands and skipping in a field together right now. 2026 is the year of the true believers.

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute