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✨✨me and my friends watch that singing alien!👽✨✨

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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

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vetted palestine gfms • december 18th 2024

a list of the vetted fundraisers i got on my askbox, listed in alphabetical order

ahmed-ziad — gfm, £11,164/£30000

aiamaher2 — gfm, €5,343/€55000

alaafamily6 — gfm, €1,060/€40000

hane789 — gfm, €4,568/€70000

helpdoaafm — gfm, £165/£50000

hmd2025 — gfm, $43 USD/$40000 USD

huda123sblog — gfm, €90/€50000

k-o1995 — gfm, €7,502/€50000

kifah-hilles — gfm, €200/€30000

kisirahaf — gfm, £419/£100000

mahmoudayyads — gfm, €10,299/€55000

majedgerbawi — gfm, $10,392 USD/$70000 USD

massagaza — gfm, €878/€45000

mayarram — gfm, €7,610/€20000

maysolin — gfm, €388/€20000

naseermoh95 — gfm, $3,624 USD/$10000 USD

sarafamily-blog — gfm, €734/€30000

shamiamja — gfm, kr76,949 SEK/kr250000 SEK

sirajo-2424 — gfm, €4,523/€75400

youseffamily2 — gfm, €38,885/€50000

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

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imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

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imagine getting this review

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EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)

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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.