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why is it. not doing anything

its no good. its no good. you dont sweep the dishes its no good.

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hmmm

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up

like

alright let’s do this

rrRHRGG

wow no that was exhausting ok baby steps time

ok so far so good

grgrhgh–

GGHRHGHGGHGHHH

AW GOD DAMN IT

maybe if I–

wait

…

successsssssss

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sure whatever. computer activate white woman mode

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I found out on rednote that the fish cake emoji 🍥 is often used by transfems to represent hrt because it looks like the packaging on the progynova brand of estradiol lol. exhibit a

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weve all got the homie who deserves to live in a kinder world

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yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

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just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

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cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?