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get those abs off of him
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I have an important announcement: there is a post on here that annoys me.
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#my funny ant#WAITTTT OMG YAY THIS POST IS PERFECT 4 ME#i loooove the sensation of puppie sniffing right in my ear.....and tenna is my ugly pet......so dis is great
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FAT BITCHES!!!! REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!
After a shower make sure to thoroughly dry beneath any rolls n folds you may have 👍 that shit will spread bacteria like crazie if left unattended
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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
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@bestiol
pippinses are little freaks who like it when you shoot them in the face. a lot of people don't know this
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If you’re looking for ways to help at-risk communities in the DC area during this crackdown please look into supporting some of the following orgs:
Remora House
Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid
HIPS
CASA (Virginia)
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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