#dan wilbur

[betterbooktitles]

Vice President JD Vance sends an email to DOGE explaining what he did this week.

[danwilbur]

Diet Mountain Dew.

[isogenderskitty]

hi i never noticed til i saw it pointed out on tv tropes that joey literally goes and shaves his moustache during the witch in the web. the commitment

[oswaldpettyeyeart]

Hatchetfield Requests!

All of these are from Blinky's Rewatch Party Discord server.

Sorry, it's a long one lmao.

[venomousray]

A large collection of stupid hatchetfield guys over silly little guys. There’s actually more of these than I could fit in the post, so I’ll repost this with the other two!

(Gary and Ruth are by @ashtxeman the rest are by me)

[lilbirdblu]

qsmp members as text posts pt 3

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[shouldering-worlds]

I wonder if Tommy has realized he's got a type for mentor figures

(and here is where I'd put a picture of Wilbur soot, but I don't respect him enough to do that)

doesn't this look familiar tho????

[alcedeerie]

can’t believe we’ve got enough missing people for a color wheel now

(note: click for better quality)

[sundewhasaudhd]

I know no one asked for this, but I don’t give a fuck

✨Ranking Joey Ritcher Hatchetverse characters by how gender they are✨

11)Dan Reynolds. Nothing much to say honestly. He’s just a guy, and he gives me zero gender envy.

10)Jangle. I don’t know man. He’s like, slightly higher than Dan.

9)Thrash. Yes, Thrash is a very gender name, and his got pink streaks in his hair. But he’s hair is too messy (and not in the gender way) and his facial hair is just not gender.

8)Danny. I really don’t know man. Just kinda gender, don’t know why, don’t know how, he just is

7)Cineplex teen. Same as Danny, but double the sentiment.

6)Malone. The long hair and the stinky-ness is pretty gender, but he’s just missing something.

5)Ted Spankoffski. He’s pretty fucking gender, but like, he feels too cis to be number one.

4)Pete Spankoffski. Good gender. Very scrummy. But he doesn’t have the same… ✨gender spice✨ that the other three have.

3) Wilbur Cross. This is like a case of I don’t know if I want to be him (and by be him I mean steal his gender) or be with him, except I know the answer, and it’s both.

2)Ezekiel. There’s just something so gender about that bird that I can’t quite explain.

1)ETHAN!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN GREEN!!!! No one else had a change to be honest. Just look at him! FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I hair, the earring, the jacket, his entire fucking demeanor! The gender ever

That’s it. I’m gonna go work art for Paulkins week, then work on some art for a DSMP thing I’m participating in. Enjoy the list I guess :}

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

[danwilbur]

My debut album comes out 4/12 and we’re having a big show to celebrate! If you’re in NYC, come to Young Ethel’s Wednesday, April 12th at 7:30 PM

It’s free!

Featuring:

Kate Willet (Colbert)

Hari Kondabolu (Netflix)

Alison Leiby (Comedy Central)

Kevin McCaffrey (Letterman)

Nate Marshall (Stress Factory)

RSVP

More about the album here!

[ashtxeman]

big old starkid doodle compilation with the goat @venomousray

[boasamishipper]