#barry swift

[meatsouuuuup]

I love man in a hurry’s cameo in hatchet town because it implies that 1) he carries a gun, 2) he has the gun because he’s in a hurry, 3) this is common knowledge, therefore 4) there’s a good chance he’s used it before, and 5) no one has done anything about this

[owchie-wowchie]

[justarandombrit]

"The first and second laws of thermodynamics state perpetual motion is impossible"

Okay but

[vilnmelling]

See, the thing about Jeff's characters is that all of them look exactly like Jeff, but none of them look anything like each other.

MacNamara? Yeah, he looks like Jeff.

Man in a hurry? Clearly Jeff.

Professor Hidgens? Yup, that's Jeff.

BUT THESE THREE DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE

[itsdefinitely]

g…Gary Goldstein……….m…….Mabye……w…with his bf (man in a hurry)🥺

silly guys <3

[ashtxeman]

Hatchetfield texts ❤️

Macnamaras message was provided by @venomousray :)

[raptorface248]

If Man in a Hurry wrote a "slowburn" romance novel, it'd just say, "They met, they fucked, they married." and he'd think it was the most frivolous, expansive story

[daisey14]

and im in a hurry

[venomousray]

A large collection of stupid hatchetfield guys over silly little guys. There’s actually more of these than I could fit in the post, so I’ll repost this with the other two!

(Gary and Ruth are by @ashtxeman the rest are by me)

[hatchetfield]

WATCH THE BLAME GO AROUND!

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 7 | Man in a Hurry

[eldritch-ace]

can i request a silly attorney in a hurry doodle??

They’re at Emdroid and Paul 23’s wedding :3

I love two men that go “YUMMY” and “EEEEEE” (I just rewatched Black Friday lol)

Original Request Post

[ororthor-25]

When the attorney is in a hurry or smth, idk

Let my last art of the year be Hatchetfield yaoi, this is what defines me anyway

[lgorstheme]

I think I'm a little funny sometimes. Original post

[inkwell-moodboards]

Attorney In A Hurry Stimboard

⛧With related stims

☾ self-indulgent

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[justtrashperson]

chibi hatchefield characters like in the shokogast request<333

like paul<3, emma, richie<3, pete, grace, ethan, lex, garygoldsteinattorneyinlaw, the works, yknow??

using this opportunity to redraw some of hatchetfield's scenes