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I love man in a hurry’s cameo in hatchet town because it implies that 1) he carries a gun, 2) he has the gun because he’s in a hurry, 3) this is common knowledge, therefore 4) there’s a good chance he’s used it before, and 5) no one has done anything about this
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers#npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#man in a hurry#barry swift
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"The first and second laws of thermodynamics state perpetual motion is impossible"
Okay but
#starkid#team starkid#barry swift#man in a hurry#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday starkid#starkid black friday#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#jeff blim#sorry im on a starkid kick lmao#sorry ride the cyclone
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See, the thing about Jeff's characters is that all of them look exactly like Jeff, but none of them look anything like each other.
MacNamara? Yeah, he looks like Jeff.
Man in a hurry? Clearly Jeff.
Professor Hidgens? Yup, that's Jeff.
BUT THESE THREE DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE
#this is not an original thought by me#I stole this thought from my sister#but i'm hiding the credit in the tags because well we're sisters#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#jeff blim#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#starkid tgwdlm#black friday#starkid black friday#workin boys#starkid workin boys#general john macnamara#general macnamara#man in a hurry#barry swift#professor hidgens#henry hidgens
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g…Gary Goldstein……….m…….Mabye……w…with his bf (man in a hurry)🥺
silly guys <3
#id in alt text#gary goldstein#barry swift#hatchetfield#definitely art#they're surprisingly fun to draw!#attorney in a hurry my beloved
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If Man in a Hurry wrote a "slowburn" romance novel, it'd just say, "They met, they fucked, they married." and he'd think it was the most frivolous, expansive story
#hatchetfield#man in a hurry#barry swift#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid black friday#nerdy prudes must die#starkid
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Hatchetfield texts ❤️
Macnamaras message was provided by @venomousray :)
#Starkid#Starkid productions#Hatchetfield#Hatchetverse#general macnamara#john macnamara#president howard goodman#gary goldstein#man in a hurry#barry swift#paul matthews#bill woodward#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#Charlotte sweetly#certified ash banger
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and im in a hurry
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A large collection of stupid hatchetfield guys over silly little guys. There’s actually more of these than I could fit in the post, so I’ll repost this with the other two!
(Gary and Ruth are by @ashtxeman the rest are by me)
#starkid black friday#starkid tgwdlm#starkid npmd#npmd#ted spankoffski#ruth fleming#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#paul matthews#bill woodward#peter spankoffski#gary goldstein#barry swift#Sam sweetly#dan reynolds
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Idk, they're in a hurry but this time in colour.
#starkid#attorney in a hurry#barry swift#man in a hurry#gary goldstein#nerdy prudes must die#black friday#tgwdlm#jeff blim#jon matteson#painting#starkid fanart#drawing
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WATCH THE BLAME GO AROUND!
#nerdy prudes must die#jae hughes#jeff blim#james tolbert#dylan saunders#ziggs#charles#barry swift#man in a hurry#gerald monroe#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#only one im tagging as that tbh
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Attorney In A Hurry Stimboard
⛧With related stims
☾ self-indulgent
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#starkid#black friday#gary goldstein#barry swift#man in a hurry#goldswift#attorney in a hurry#black friday musical#hachetfield#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid stimboard#starkid productions#team starkid#hatchetblr#hachetverse#starkid black friday#black friday starkid#stimboard#coffee stim#clock stim
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 7 | Man in a Hurry
#Barry swift#npmd spoilers#hatchetfield musicals#gwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#black friday#forever and always#watcher world#time bastard#daddy#StarKid#black friday musical#team starkid#nightmare time#hatchetfield#jeff blim
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can i request a silly attorney in a hurry doodle??
They’re at Emdroid and Paul 23’s wedding :3
I love two men that go “YUMMY” and “EEEEEE” (I just rewatched Black Friday lol)
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#I love all of the sorta crack ships this fandom has come up with and I am brewing up more in my head#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#black friday starkid#black friday musical#nightmare time#forever and always#barry swift#man in a hurry#gary goldstein#(attorney at law)#attorney in a hurry#my summons#art i made#image description in alt
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When the attorney is in a hurry or smth, idk
Let my last art of the year be Hatchetfield yaoi, this is what defines me anyway
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#gary goldstein#barry swift#man in a hurry#attorney in a hurry#thinking about alternative ship names#swiftstein? goldrush? idek#crackship gave me life#my art
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I think I'm a little funny sometimes. Original post
#[🪶]:#tx#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#barry swift#man in a hurry#paul matthews#tom houston#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#tgwdlm#black friday#npmd
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