#ezekiel hatchetfield

[fencecollapsed]

[sundewhasaudhd]

ANAKAOWHWBDMDJDBBD JOEY RICHTER HATCHETVERSE CHARACTERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[halcyoncyrus]

"Don't you see I've become the most powerful being on Earth?! A bird! Surrounded by a flock of floating guns!"

[ashtxeman]

on a bit of an ezekiel and ziggs crunch lately

ezekiel design by @venomousray!

[owchie-wowchie]

Ziggy: Hey, Emma, did you know that tame impala was one guy?

Emma, phone ringing: hold on, Ezekiel's calling me

Ezekiel: Emma, I am litty off this fire zaza you gave me, I'm seeing colors and shit

Emma, to Ziggy: I sold him a fifth of oregano

Ziggy, playing tame impala: Hey, Ezekiel, guess how many people made this song?

[moodmoodthecrabking]

creepy old movie ezekiel moodboard requested by anon

[notodysseusofithaca]

i am ezekiel and i speak for the flock

[booigi-boi]

Hatchetfield character requests from Instagram 🪓🦅

[ender-of-the-sender]

Chat, I'm coming out as an Ezekiel fan. The way Joey plays him- Im so sorry but like ?!! You give me another hateable shithead character thats also just a little guy and expect me to act normally?

No. Fuck that.

Joey had NO RIGHT to play that fucking bird. How dare he.

AND WHEN HE FALLS IN THE WOOD CHIPPER AND JOEY PULLS THIS SHIT ??? I screamed.

Fucking look at the SPECTACULAR lighting for this stupid fucking weed bird.

Chat, I am actively screaming, crying, throwing up, throwing myself into a wood chipper- this fucking Nighthawk.

If it seems like I'm angry, it's because I am.

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Every once in a while, I'll remember that actual nighthawks look like this:

And not like this:

Like-

Imagine Perky's Buds, but the entire time Ezekiel's yelling at Emma and Ziggy, he looks like this:

[enjamin-the-benitor]

When they’re green-coded, non-human, and fucked up

[sundewhasaudhd]

I know no one asked for this, but I don’t give a fuck

✨Ranking Joey Ritcher Hatchetverse characters by how gender they are✨

11)Dan Reynolds. Nothing much to say honestly. He’s just a guy, and he gives me zero gender envy.

10)Jangle. I don’t know man. He’s like, slightly higher than Dan.

9)Thrash. Yes, Thrash is a very gender name, and his got pink streaks in his hair. But he’s hair is too messy (and not in the gender way) and his facial hair is just not gender.

8)Danny. I really don’t know man. Just kinda gender, don’t know why, don’t know how, he just is

7)Cineplex teen. Same as Danny, but double the sentiment.

6)Malone. The long hair and the stinky-ness is pretty gender, but he’s just missing something.

5)Ted Spankoffski. He’s pretty fucking gender, but like, he feels too cis to be number one.

4)Pete Spankoffski. Good gender. Very scrummy. But he doesn’t have the same… ✨gender spice✨ that the other three have.

3) Wilbur Cross. This is like a case of I don’t know if I want to be him (and by be him I mean steal his gender) or be with him, except I know the answer, and it’s both.

2)Ezekiel. There’s just something so gender about that bird that I can’t quite explain.

1)ETHAN!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN GREEN!!!! No one else had a change to be honest. Just look at him! FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I hair, the earring, the jacket, his entire fucking demeanor! The gender ever

That’s it. I’m gonna go work art for Paulkins week, then work on some art for a DSMP thing I’m participating in. Enjoy the list I guess :}

[halcyoncyrus]

What do you mean 'weed-smoking telepathic bird' isn't a realistic transition goal

[ashtxeman]

can i get a hell yeah for perky's buds ezekiel design by @venomousray!!

[owchie-wowchie]

Joey Richter was really having the time of his life playing Ezekiel, wasn't he?