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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

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i love these weird lynch-ian psychological horror hallucinations 🥰

the triple dream sequence was already cool enough and now a stop-motion bear and the camp flickering between being populated and deserted? (maybe there's two versions of reality)

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ok so i doubt melissa i actually the 8th survivor i think its way too obvious at this point

so my theory is the next hunt occurs and melissa draws the queen card. similar to nat, when shauna comes up to slit her throat she turns around to face her. but she doesn't run away, and instead she starts making out with her, and then shauna slits her throat while they're kissing.

this would be cool because 1. parallels to them kissing while shauna had a knife to her throat 2. we all know the show loves traumatising shauna 3. cool

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ok so here on my thoughts on the current three most likely 8th survivors:

melissa. that's pretty obviously what they're setting up in these first few episodes, with the most obvious scene ever (shaunahat makeout/"what did she look like"), and duh, hillary swank looks like her, they've given her blue contacts, etc. i think this would be great mostly so we could see melanie lynskey having sex with hillary swank. however i feel like at this point it's TOO obvious. it really seems like they're pushing SUPER hard to make us think it's melissa, so I think it's likely a misdirect. also it feels thematically appropriate if she starts dating shauna and then immediately dies like shauna losing her best friend, baby, and now girlfriend. the wilderness likes traumatising shauna so i think thats more likely.

akilah. probably the person who deserves the most to get out of there. she's been there since the beginning and has consistently been relatively important, and she's now obviously coming more into the frontground this season. however her pure goodness is also not a great sign for her. the purest, kindest characters have consistently been the ones the wilderness has killed, and so while i hope she lives, and i think she deserves to, i also know that in this show, viciousness is rewarded while kindness is punished

mari. similar to akilah, she's been there since the beginning and also seems to be more important this season; being given a last name finally, etc. we have the closed caption clue of 'young mari', which is very interesting, but could also just be a captioning error. however, i really really really want mari to be the 8th survivor mostly because i think that would be SO funny. think of how iconic it would be to not only beat the pit girl allegations, but to then SURVIVE????? i believe she can do it but it's gonna be a lot of work

anyway it also could be like. any of the background characters ig or ben even but these are just the three i think are most likely

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was talking to my monsterfucking friends about tma characters and one of them said pass to jane prentiss?? like im sorry how can you call yourself a monsterfucker and you wouldn't even smash jane prentiss??????? literally level 1 fuckable monster she's a bunch of worms in a sexy human suit and her whole thing is she'll fuck you and now you have worms in you but like. your're not upset about it! bc now you're a bunch of worms in a sexy human suit! you literally join the hive like wtf fake monsterfucker behaviour

anyway reblog if you'd smash jane prentiss <3

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travis repeating "it's okay, it's okay" to the duck the same way he repeated that to javi when he realized neither of them pulled the queen card.

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im so glad mari’s haterism including mild homophobia is actually canon. calling the girl you have seen literally butcher someone “gaywad” to her face is peak hater activities. if mari has no fans then im dead

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obsessed with the psychological horror vibes of the dream sequence. like it was so fucking eerie and just generally unsettling.

the hands of the dead grabbing at van. shauna stuck in spot never able to get closer to her child. that fuckass llama.

death by slap bracelet which is so real

also why was the man with no eyes there. tai was no dreaming. no one was ordering ice cream. he just showed up for fun

also ralph waldo emerson quote hellooooo

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mari is right she IS too sexy for this cave

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anyone whose been on a soccer team with a bunch of teenage girls knows theres that one girl who just carries a ball around to do tricks, so the fact we havent got even one scene in yellowjackets of some fuckass kid doing around-the-worlds in the background makes no sense to me. you're telling me no balls survived the crash ?? give me one scene of shauna almost comitting murder because someones game of keepy uppies ends with a rogue ball to the back of her head. like i really do miss jackie sometimes. if she was alive there'd be no biting each other in the woods she'd be organising 5-a-side tournaments.

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i feel like it was other tai AND van.. like there's been so much fire imagery for the both of them...

tai saying 'well who else could it have been' and van quickly changing the subject like..

i rly feel like they both burnt it down but van hasn't told tai

ok i wasn't on the "other tai burned the cabin" train before this but there is A LOT of fire/arson symbolism in her adult timeline scenes so far i feel like ?