ssszlami
insane little guy
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hi i'm salem • any pronouns except for she/her • infp • scorpio • too many fandoms • fruity as hell
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ssszlami · 14 hours ago
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another doodle dump. really love just drawing ted with the most brainless smug expression
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ssszlami · 5 days ago
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wanda comes back from the dead after a long, devastating, emotional journey of trying to get her kids back only to find that her ex-situationship/enemy who is also a ghost has legal care of her sons
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ssszlami · 5 days ago
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I am being silly when i thought this but now i am curious
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ssszlami · 10 days ago
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What if you were a GAY WITCH and you tried to STEAL the magic of the SCARLET WITCH but you FAILED and she put you under her spell for THREE YEARS but a boy came in and set you FREE but you were still POWERLESS and the daughters of a bunch of witches you KILLED were coming after you for REVENGE so you tried the Witches' Road SCAM you've done for centuries on a BOUND witch, a random NEIGHBOUR, the daughter of a ROCKSTAR and PATTI LUPONE so you could TAKE their power but the boy who set you free was THE SON of the Scarlet Witch and he made the road REAL and now you have to walk it to SURVIVE and then on top of that YOUR EX showed up
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ssszlami · 13 days ago
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Simple time: beats are divided into duplets (“one and two…”), eg. 3/4, 4/4.
Compound time: beats are divided into triplets (“one and a two…”), eg. 6/8, 9/8.
Hybrid time: beats are a combination of triplets and duplets, eg. 5/4, 7/8.
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ssszlami · 14 days ago
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EVERYONE WAKE UP WAKE UP THE NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SOUNDTRACK CAME OUT ON SPOTIFY LETS GOOOOOO
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ssszlami · 15 days ago
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ssszlami · 21 days ago
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i love when a series doesnt start off gay. like the first couple of books or episodes are perfectly straight, so the conservatives get tricked into reading or watching it.
but just as theyve gotten comfortable BOOM its gay now and theyre angry but by this point theyre too invested in the story to stop.
haha youve been tricked into enjoying something gay
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ssszlami · 24 days ago
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ssszlami · 1 month ago
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rip travis martinez u would’ve loved i saw the tv glow
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ssszlami · 1 month ago
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mh except jay merrick swaps places with jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute
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ssszlami · 1 month ago
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babeh :(((
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ssszlami · 1 month ago
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ssszlami · 1 month ago
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this is for the letterboxd girliess(gn) lol
so on letterboxd you can sort films by their popularity, so go to the very last page and click on the last film there to tell you how many others have watched it!
also please reblog/reply with what the film (or series lol) is!
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ssszlami · 2 months ago
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is this anything? idk. here.
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ssszlami · 2 months ago
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kim whalen. hou agree. reblog.
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ssszlami · 2 months ago
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cops are murderers with badges
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