#sherman young

[ashtxeman]

i know starkid shows are full of little weirdo freaks but why is black friday full of so many little weirdo freaks

[toringo]

frank pricely for the doodle request thing

Here you go! Our favourite capitalist... Thank you sm for the request! I hope you like it!

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

[spookysplatt]

"average person spends $400 on Black Friday" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person spends $49.95 per Black Friday. Sherman Georg, who lives in his immortal mother's mansion & spends $44,999 on 850 Wiggly dolls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

[crossnamara]

true love

[cloth-moths]

Say what you want about Sherman Young, that man is a dedicated small business supporter

[the-interidiot]

Chat am I screwed /silly

[vilnmelling]

Alignment charts, round 3

I still got more of 'em! They're just way too fun to make ya know

Today I'm in a Daniel appreciation mood. Lil dude doesn't get enough appreciation. I know he only has like five minutes (if even that) of screen time in one NMT episode, BUT COME ON, HE'S PRECIOUS

Important note: Paul in the second one doesn't sometimes pet it and sometimes ignore it. No. He does both. At the same time.

[teranobriss]

Hatchetfield + Onion Headlines, part 4 of ??

feat nightmare time

[samscorch]

This is so dumb

[ashtxeman]

i enjoy adding insane ridiculous lore to characters that don't matter actually. here's the black friday line (mix of canon and headcanon traits).

ask me about them?? yes.

[hipsternumbertwo]

Nightmare Time 2 (Vol 1-4) Soundtrack on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

[honeyspawn]

Black Friday characters according to my friend who has never seen Black Friday (but has seen tgwdlm)

inspired by this post

[kairithemang0]

Sheila Young wipes the tears of her disappointment in her son with hundred dollar bills

[fictionalheroine]

The shopping day from hell