#cineplex teen

[ricky-mortis]

Hatchetfield Doodles!

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

This drawing was done for @pawpunkao3 as part of the (now fully funded!) Tinlightenment campaign! May his tinlightenment be full of tcblessings

[casualbongos1375]

He also works at Pizza Pete's, Blinky's Watcher World, and a judge at the Honey Queen Pageant. Truly one of the minimum wage workers of all time.

[venomousray]

The fact that Joey richter plays such different characters in Black Friday wows me. He goes from playing a homeless guy, to a greasy evil guy, to a clearly underpaid teenager.. to whatever the hell jangle is. Now that’s a range on stage.

[girlsnightgirlsnight]

the sequel to the peter spankoffski post from 2 weeks ago

[ashtxeman]

doodles hurray!

[hatchetfield]

— i'm just a high school kid. ( x , x , x )

[sundewhasaudhd]

I know no one asked for this, but I don’t give a fuck

✨Ranking Joey Ritcher Hatchetverse characters by how gender they are✨

11)Dan Reynolds. Nothing much to say honestly. He’s just a guy, and he gives me zero gender envy.

10)Jangle. I don’t know man. He’s like, slightly higher than Dan.

9)Thrash. Yes, Thrash is a very gender name, and his got pink streaks in his hair. But he’s hair is too messy (and not in the gender way) and his facial hair is just not gender.

8)Danny. I really don’t know man. Just kinda gender, don’t know why, don’t know how, he just is

7)Cineplex teen. Same as Danny, but double the sentiment.

6)Malone. The long hair and the stinky-ness is pretty gender, but he’s just missing something.

5)Ted Spankoffski. He’s pretty fucking gender, but like, he feels too cis to be number one.

4)Pete Spankoffski. Good gender. Very scrummy. But he doesn’t have the same… ✨gender spice✨ that the other three have.

3) Wilbur Cross. This is like a case of I don’t know if I want to be him (and by be him I mean steal his gender) or be with him, except I know the answer, and it’s both.

2)Ezekiel. There’s just something so gender about that bird that I can’t quite explain.

1)ETHAN!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN GREEN!!!! No one else had a change to be honest. Just look at him! FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I hair, the earring, the jacket, his entire fucking demeanor! The gender ever

That’s it. I’m gonna go work art for Paulkins week, then work on some art for a DSMP thing I’m participating in. Enjoy the list I guess :}

[wear-a-watch]

Does anyone else think the cineplex teen is the once mentioned, Travis Colson?

Like Travis has all these jobs to beat the poor kid allegations okay!!!

[stupid-starkid-headcannons]

Cineplex kid is like Miss Rabbit from peppa pig. He's just everywhere and has atleast 5 jobs everyday

lmao yes

[dramabrothersofficial]

Let’s talk Cineplex Teen (aka CT). So, as we know from the Nerdy Prudes Must Livestream, CT, Richie, and Peter are all different people. CT and Peter were supposed to be the same person, but due to casting changes they got split off. So Peter is just Peter and CT became Richie. THEN (for an unclear reason) the characters got split up again making it so Richie, Cineplex Teen, and Peter are all different. Long Story short all of this information has given me a lot of time to head cannon. And I still fully believe that Richie also works at the Cineplex and CT is, in fact, his friend. He’s just not in NPMD because he goes to Sycamore. But, here’s how Cineplex Teen can still win…

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

Cineplex Teen: My name is Toby*

Pete: My name is Peter

*both* And we are not the same person.

*note that CT's name being Toby is entirely headcanon

[booigi-boi]

Hatchetfield characters requested by my Instagram followers ☄️

[python-nebula]

I’ve been inspired by @sundewhasaudhd to do a ranking of Joey Richter Hatchetfield characters, except I’m gonna rank them by how homosexual I am for them 🏳️‍🌈😌

(I’m not gonna include some of the background characters though (sorry Danny from the smoke club))

(also if the character is played by several actors then obviously I’m talking about when he’s played by Joey)

9. Cineplex Teen: Idk he’s just kinda There 🤷

8. Dan Reynolds: I like him, he’s funny, but I’m not gay for him (sorry Dan, much love to him and Donna)

7. Thrash: I could definitely understand people finding him attractive, I love his hair, but he hasn’t got that pizzazz yk (although for some reason I find him more attractive when he appears at the end of his rendition of the NMT2 theme? Dunno why)

[We’ve now got to the point on the list where I’m gay for all of them from here on out, just to different degrees]

6. Steve: …yes. I’m sorry but there’s something about him-

5. Wilbur Cross: I don’t agree with his actions but I still find him attractive, the double denim suits him, I love his growly lines in Made In America (e.g. “-and a gob of fucking lust”), also when he does the thing where he grabs his chest [*see below the cut] OUGH, also we have the same attitudes about society (although I’m not about to make a deal with a LiB)

4. Ezekiel: (I MEAN JOEY AS THE VA AND PUPPETEER, NOT THE LITERAL BIRD) his whole vibe is just 👌, I’m very gay for him (and long hair + high-neck jacket = HOT)

3. Ted: Yeah yeah, the gay guy loves the sleazeball town whore, "wooooow what a surprise!!1!", shut up 😒 /j (seriously though, he is so hot and if I was the Lattay Hottay I would go out with him immediately)

2. Peter: Lmao sorry Ted but I like your brother more than you, Pete’s so sweet but snarky too, also Steph was so real for getting flustered during If I Loved You

1. Ethan: DUH. His hair is soooo nice (not to be a f*g but I am feral for long-hair Joey Richter characters) and he’s alternative and he cares about his gf’s little sister LIKE SHE WAS HIS OWN KID HELLO???? BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 100%

Okay this was my unhinged ranking of Joey characters based off of how much I want to- I mean how gay I am for them :)

[*this is what I was talking about:]

[venomousray]

Trust me to be the lover of side characters played by Joey richter (I fucking love Malone tumblr isn’t ready for how often I think about that stupid guy)

Honourable mention to Ezekiel who I also love but I felt was too major in his appearance to be part of this group

[amorhedera6]

thinking about the cineplex teen again. what if he’s ted and peters half brother, all three have the same dad but different moms, and ted and peter don’t know about ct. what if he’s their cousin. what if he’s not related to them but is one of peters best friends. whag if he hung out with richie and ruth and peter their whole lives but was one year older and graduated before npmd. what if he snuck them into movies for free. what if he was like kirk from gilmore girls, working every job in town for the bit. like i need more answers about him