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Most normal Mario Girls conversation
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Based on this funny tumblr post I found:
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Whatever, I hope your male fave marries a woman
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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
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Encouragment for writers that I know seems discouraging at first but I promise it’s motivational-
• Those emotional scenes you’ve planned will never be as good on page as they are in your head. To YOU. Your audience, however, is eating it up. Just because you can’t articulate the emotion of a scene to your satisfaction doesn’t mean it’s not impacting the reader.
• Sometimes a sentence, a paragraph, or even a whole scene will not be salvagable. Either it wasn’t necessary to the story to begin with, or you can put it to the side and re-write it later, but for now it’s gotta go. It doesn’t make you a bad writer to have to trim, it makes you a good writer to know to trim.
• There are several stories just like yours. And that’s okay, there’s no story in existence of completely original concepts. What makes your story “original” is that it’s yours. No one else can write your story the way you can.
• You have writing weaknesses. Everyone does. But don’t accept your writing weaknesses as unchanging facts about yourself. Don’t be content with being crap at description, dialogue, world building, etc. Writers that are comfortable being crap at things won’t improve, and that’s not you. It’s going to burn, but work that muscle. I promise you’ll like the outcome.
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If your father has passed away, answer based on how your relationship was while he was alive.
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if someone doesn’t grasp how misogyny is baked so deeply in our society from the jump, have them try for even a SECOND to make a pinterest board for a cinderella au with a male cinderella stand in because Jesus Christ it’s physically impossible to look for any variation of male-cinderella-aesthetic and not just get pictures of princes
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stop starting oneshots just because you had, quote, "a neat idea"
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the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
it’s tommy wiseau
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
#the kanji for alcohol is also very similar to the kanji for west#which made me very confused and concerened when i was testing into my school's upper division japanese classes ngl#like 10 years of this language and kanji is still enemy number 1
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Do we know which year TGWDLM is set in? Because the office setting feels so old fashioned to me as an office worker. Like what do you mean your excuse for not handing in your report to your boss is the printers? Just email it to him? And Charlotte’s telephone, girl where is your headset? I know that covid sped up technology in the workplace so many I’m naive about how things were pre-covid. but the environment they’re portraying looks like an office of 20 years ago, not 5
It does take place in 2018, I guess CCRP is just behind on tech
#have you been to midwestern suburbia#businesses in this part of the country are on top of it or forever stuck in 2009 there's no in between#also printers are hell no matter the year
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
#last night at work i tried to compliment a girl on her lilo and stitch shirt#and the guy with her (dad or grandpa i'm presuming) said he saw news about a live action remake that day How Cool!!#and i have been dreading that remake the most since it was announced#and i just had to smile and nod politely#but in my head i was doing arson to the whole disney
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