#hachetfeild

[dramabrothersofficial]

In NPMD when the gang are all going to the Waylon House to set up The Prank and everyone walks past the pit, apparently Richie is doing the Naruto run and Pete keeps hitting him telling him to stop. Meanwhile Ruth is keeps going “you’re being too loud”. I learned this from the audio commentary. I love those beautiful nerds.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Here's the weirdest friends with benefits story idea you'll probably ever get from me— which is kind of saying something bc my Lautski & Michie one is weird enough on its own.

Going off my cosplayer Richie prompt, okay, stick with me.

Richie posts a jokey thing like 'I just need a guy willing to dress up in cosplay and do weird things for me on camera.'

Max offers to be that guy. Richie laughs it off at first, but eventually actually takes him up on it. He expects Max to back down once he's put in a wig and makeup, but he doesn't.

Okay, after they start making out and stuff.

Nope, he's really good at that, wow.

He's even letting Richie pretend to be taller than him for the characters. This is... weird. But good, very good.

Richie doesn't really plan on doing it again, but his fans fucking love it. There's no harm in doing it again.

Next thing he knows, they keep doing things after the camera stops and risks ruining his hard work styling wigs and altering clothes. Then he accidentally kisses Max goodbye.

Things keep getting weirder and weirder and he's just afraid Max is gonna hurt him for all this. After all, he is still pushed around sometimes. Much less violently, but... okay, maybe having his hair ruffled in the halls isn't so bad, but... it's just not going to end well!

Meanwhile Max is blushing his head off when Richie kisses him goodbye and just wants to hold his hand and he might also feel something by looking up at Richie rather than the other way around-

[poor-mans-productions]

I'm missing Nerdy Prudes Must Die sooo bad. So I rewatched In nightmare time episode 3 the witch in the web. Hanna says some of them didn't want to be planted only some? what about the others? did they die of natural causes? sacrifice themselves for the greater good?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[jinxitx]

**Hachetfeild Headcannon**

After NPMD Grace goes to college for the single purpose of inviting dirty dudes back her dorm room and cursing them with the black book. when they come out, they’re shells. Think a combo control of blinky and pokey. Their eyes are dull, skin has a pale purple glow, their *real* soul long gone. their only purpose anymore is to serve grace by attending her Bible studies on Sunday because she couldn’t get anybody else to sign up and she needed atleast 3 people to keep the room.

[smilecult]

Hey I found your YouTube channel. I was hoping it would be (one of) the first Starkid/gacha channels but nothing :( please can I has some gacha hachetfeild stuff if you’re not working on any? It would please my tormented little soul.

I saw the words “found ur channel” “Gacha” and “:(“ and almost had a panic attack-

ANYWAYS

I’d love to, I just have no clue what to make.

I mean I have the nerds + Steph and doll!lib so I could make stuff :p

Wait-

HOW IN THE BALLS DID U FIND MY CHANNEL I HAVENT MENTIONED THAT SHIT ONCE-

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I wish more people talked about starkid shows that aren’t just hatchetfeild

DONT GET ME WRONG HACHETFEILD IS AMAZING AND ADMITTEDLY “”””BETTER””””””THAN THEIR OLDER SHOWS BUT DAMMNIT THEYRE SO SILLY AND BRILLIANT AND HOLD SUCH A BIG PLACE IN MY HEART ;(((

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[swappydear]

pokey/pokotho from the hachetfeild series

azul reminds me way too much of this fruit ass

Oh lala gay as hell 🤨

Ngl who is this 😭😭😭 IM SORRY

[robmanion]

chapter one

Paul was not having a good day.

It started normal; he’d woken up to his alarm at 4am, brushed his teeth, took a shower and combed his hair. He needed a haircut, but he told himself to save it for later. He had his new job today- 9th grade Tech Ed teacher for Hatchetfield High! He’d worked as a teacher aid for college credit before, but this was new. He was own now. Little experience, bad planning skills, and a new environment. It was something. Putting the coffee pod into the Keurig and sighed. So much for no jitters. At least he wouldn’t know anyone. A fresh start. He got into his car, turned on the radio, and started to drive, Today wasn’t going to be so bad. 

He was wrong.

When he walked up to HFH, he tried to open the door. He stood there for two minutes, trying to pull the door open; he leaned his body in defeat on the door, and then the door pushed open, taking Paul down in the process. Of course, another person just had to pass by in the main hall. Just perfect. Make a good first impression Paul, don’t make a fool of yourself, Paul.

“Are you okay?” The administrator asked. 

“Yes, fine,” Paul groaned, pushing himself up.

“I haven’t seen you around here before. You the new teacher? You must be replacing Mr. McNamara. How old are you? You from around here?” She continued her interrogation, and Paul was looking for any way to get out.

Paul sighed. “Uh, yeah, I’m new here, and I really have to go-“

“Really? I’ll walk you to your class,” how could he say no to that? “The name’s Emma. Emma Perkins,”

“Paul Matthews,”

As Emma led Paul through the building, he couldn’t help but look into the passing classrooms. Safe to say, the school looked the same as the last time he was here. Obviously, some of the teachers had moved around, because what he vaguely rendered to be the library had been turned into the main office, but otherwise they were exactly the same as his memory said they were.

“Where’s the library?”

“Oh, it’s in the old tech lab,”

“Um, where’s the tech lab?”

“Basement,”

The basement-Emma seemed to be so relaxed about it. How? He understood she probably worked here (actually, she had to- only workers could get into the building this early), but those changes couldn’t have happened that long ago. He was sure he’d get used to it, he was just overthinking. He cleared his throat in an attempt to make small talk.

“So, you work here?”

“Yeah- Botany, 11-12th grade. Although, I’ll get younger kids every now and again who have a real nac for it, you know?”

“Yes,”

“So, Paul was it? Paul, what brings you here to Hachetfeild?”

“Oh, I grew up here. I moved over to Clivesdale for college, but now I’m back here for teaching,”

“Hey, i never saw you here when I was in high school, how come?”

“I went to the other school around here, uh-”

“Fucking Timberwolves!”

Surprising. Teachers don’t curse in school.

“Yeah, it was something, I’ll give it that,”

They got to the end of the hallway, and smack in the middle of them were two doors. Paul gave her a look. “Library,” Emma said, opening them. Walking inside, Paul saw your standard high school library- old books, bland walls, and a drunk librarian. Wait.

“Charlotte?”

The drunken woman jumped and fell to the ground. There was a shit load of ruckus, then from behind the main desk, and the woman popped back up. Her hair a mess, bags under her eyes, and twisted clothes, Paul couldn’t help but be appalled. Had she slept here? That’s unprofessional.

“Huh? Oh, Emma!” She smiled and waddled her way to them. “I must’ve fallen asleep again,”

“I know. Sam called me- he was worried, you know,”

“Sam, worried about me? Well, I’m not surprised. He’s a..a good man,” She stuttered.

“Yes, he is, isn’t he?” Charlotte moved away from them, and Emma mouthed ‘he’s not’. Paul stifled a laugh. “Do you need anything?”

“Oh, no, I’ll be okay,” Charlotte called out from across the library, moving some books around.

“Okay, well let me know if there’s anything you need, okay? I’ll drive you home if Sam’s busy tonight,” 

“Basket case, huh?” Paul whispered. Emma glared. “Sorry, sorry,”

“Her husband’s cheating on her, you don’t need to be a bitch about it,”

“I said sorry,I didn’t even know,” Paul put his hands up in defense. They left the library, Charlotte humming some song to himself. “Does that happen often?”

“Charlotte? Unfortunately yeah. Her husband’s a dickwad, but you’d never know. He such a good guy to the kids-“

“Kids?” Paul questioned. Charlotte didn’t seem like the type to take care of kids, let alone herself.

“He’s the resource officer here. But yeah, he does great with the kids, so everyone was surprised when he cheated on her with Nora. Nora’s the theatre teacher, so you know, drama’s in her nature,”

Paul cringed. “Ugh, theatre,”

Emma stopped in her tracks. “Wait, you don’t like theatre?”

“Well, not really. I mean, it’s fine, I just hate musicals,”

“Really?”

“Really,”

Emma chuckled. “Well, alright then,”

“What?”

Before she could answer, they were cut off by the sound of a ‘bomb’ going off somewhere down the hall. “God damnit, not again,” she muttered. “Why don’t you head off to the tech lab? Down the stairs, first room on your right,”

“Uh, okay-“

“Sorry, just Professor Hidgens probably blew something up again and he’s gonna need help cleaning it up,”

“Sure, alright,”

“See you later?”

“See you later,” Paul smiled at her, and turned around to walk to his new office/classroom.

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I'm sorry??? "If I Loved You" was inspired by the fucking GOOFY MOVIE???? Fucking "Eye to Eye" from the Goofy movie??

[dramabrothersofficial]

Hey guys, it been 20 days since NPMD came out on YouTube. At one point am I going to feel normal about this series?

[dramabrothersofficial]

Let’s talk Cineplex Teen (aka CT). So, as we know from the Nerdy Prudes Must Livestream, CT, Richie, and Peter are all different people. CT and Peter were supposed to be the same person, but due to casting changes they got split off. So Peter is just Peter and CT became Richie. THEN (for an unclear reason) the characters got split up again making it so Richie, Cineplex Teen, and Peter are all different. Long Story short all of this information has given me a lot of time to head cannon. And I still fully believe that Richie also works at the Cineplex and CT is, in fact, his friend. He’s just not in NPMD because he goes to Sycamore. But, here’s how Cineplex Teen can still win…

[dramabrothersofficial]

Not a damn person asked, but actually Reece (Kim Whalen's nerd character) and PJ (Bryce Charles's nerd character ) are actually dating, so call that a diversity win.

[dramabrothersofficial]

Was anyone going to tell me that Ted Spankoffski is canonically a furry? Or was I supposed to find that out alone in my room at 1 AM?

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So none of you were going to tell me that “She lets me drive” (aka I’ve got my foot on the gas) was the background music in the homecoming scene from npmd? None of you? I had to realize that on my (yet another) rewatch?

[dramabrothersofficial]

Okay so just for clarification:

He’s not a loser and she used to dance.