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the crack kids are fucking back
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So from december to- well it's still ongoing I've been asking my server for character combos/oc combos and making crackkids out of them! Ranging from canon characters to our own ocs, we got quite the verity of guys from it!
Anyways the new owners of some of these guys/ownsers of the ocs present in their mix are:
Me, @opal-owl-flight, @thehollyraven, @waddledoodledee- many others that idk if they have a tumblr or whatever but a lot of guys! I think I've made over 100 of these fuckers, very fun times!
#kirby#kirby series#kirby oc#oc x canon#crack kids#I'm Not Fucking Tagging Everything If You Held A Gun To My Head
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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Alfred, after Robin and Batman return from patrol: Master Bruce, I expected it from you. But you too, Master Dick?
Dick, holding kid Tim like a rabid racoon: In my defense, if we didn't get him, someone else would.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfam#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#kid tim drake#bruce wayne is a good dad#alfred pennyworth#the batman#crack fic#crack treated seriously
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#stray kids#bystay#bang chan#seungmin#chan#kim seungmin#skz#gifs#skz talker#thank u div1 it was fun while it lasted#chan just cracking up 😭
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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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*shouting and shaking fist at the sky* what have I done
#Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of he's created? Here on Earth?#bitches love me for my spy kids 2 references#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#jensen ackles#spn crack#spn 14x03#14x03#text post#spn text post
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Skz fake texts ── bf! SKZ Calling them “Husband” randomly strong dose of delulu
Warning: mentions of cursing, suggestive
── all fake texts
Requested.
#skz#stray kids fake texts#fake texts#skz fake texts#skz imagines#skz texts#skz x reader#stray kids x reader#skz scenarios#bang chan x reader#lee know x reader#*mine: fake texts#changbin x reader#hyunjin x reader#han x reader#han jisung x reader#felix x reader#seungmin x reader#yang jeongin x reader#stray kids imagines#stray kids texts#skz au#stray kids#stray kids scenarios#stray kids headcanons#skz ot8#skz crack#skz smau#kpop fake texts#skz fluff
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Bruce unintentionally being the funniest member in the batfamily will always tickle me
#guys. bruce accidentally cracking the funniest jokes and making his kids laugh in totally inappropriate situations#bruce: dropped a glass. devastated#he once made dick laugh for 12 minutes straight because he couldn’t figure out how to shut the candy crush app off his phone#while Gordon tries to tell them a man’s been murdered#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics
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Poly SKZ!Fake Texts - "Who Asked Me Out First?"
✧ Pairing: Ot8!Skz x Afab!Reader ✧Genre: Fluff? Crack? Something like that. ✧a/n: This set of texts starts with three individual chats then goes into the group chat. Enjoy! ✧ Masterlist ✧
flower divider made by @strangergraphics
Perm. Tag List:
@dreamingaboutjisung @nxtt2-u @kayleefriedchicken
@compersian @kibs-and-bits @lixiluvs @armystay89 @lghtdarling
@teddy-stay , @baconcupcakes123, @moonchild9350 ,
@krayzieestay, @soulsbbg , @stay-bi , @yzsqu , @gho-ster , @lghtdarling
Fake Text (Only) Tag List:
@binnieonabike
#skz fake texts#stray kids fake texts#stray kids smau#skz smau#skz texts#skz x reader#stray kids x reader#skz imagines#skz scenarios#bang chan x reader#lee know x reader#changbin x reader#hyunjin x reader#han x reader#han jisung x reader#felix x reader#seungmin x reader#stray kids#skz#yang jeongin x reader#stray kids imagines#stray kids texts#skz au#stray kids scenarios#skz ot8#stray kids headcanons#stray kids fluff#skz fluff#stray kids crack#skz crack
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#he’s the kind of kid that gets left at the orphanage while stuart little gets adopted#we’ve got rhaegar. ned. benjen. mormont. maester aemon. mance rayder. donal noye. stannis#my son’s abandonment issues are through the roof#i stole this from my own twitter account#jon snow#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf crack
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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )
#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO#so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow fanfiction#hphl#choccyart#also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING#THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD#i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste#esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖
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tmnt tarot ☽O☾ zero through five
[ @angelpuns - @evenmoreofadisaster - @radishhqueen - @probably-not-a-rutabaga - @kathaynesart - @beannary ] - [ next set ]
#cracks knuckles. okay. welp. thats batch one!#six down#sixteen to go :3c#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt au#rottmnt fanart#tlp#tmnt replica#tmnt aberration#emd#kid leo au#tmnt 2018#tmnt 2k18#tmnt fan iteration#tmnt fandom#rottmnt fandom#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt future donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt disaster twins#rottmnt casey jones#rottmnt cassandra jones#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise disaster twins
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really? right in front of my karaage?
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more windbreaker comics
#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it#umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA#almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment#damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt#(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks#umesaku#umsk#wind breaker#wbk#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#hajime umemiya#haruka sakura#ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real
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Prompt: “sorry, my social battery ran out:(”
✰ who: skz ot8 x gn!reader
synopsis - bfs skz when you hide away at a social gathering
a/n: thank you so much to @pardyparderson for offering this prompt on a silver platter without even meaning to
cw: there’s a lot of snacking, running out of social battery is literally the plot, mentions of tiresome aunt/uncle in changbin and han one, han one is a teny-tiny bit suggestive?
skz masterlist
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©hwa-hyun: do not copy or republish as your own, reblogs and replies mean the world though 🫶🏼
#skz x reader#skz fake texts#skz scenarios#skz imagines#stray kids#skz fanfic#skz x y/n#skz x you#skz smau#stray kids imagines#stray kids drabbles#stray kids fic#skz drabbles#stray kids scenarios#skz writing#kpop imagines#stray kids chats#fake texts#skz fake text#stray kids smau#kpop fake texts#skz crack#hyunjin x reader#felix x reader#lee know x reader#changbin x reader#seungmin x reader#han x reader#bang chan x reader#in x reader
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There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch.
#boy best friends#and they were roommates#their kid is god#insane show for insane people#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#jensen ackles#spn crack#bert and ernie#spn 5x03#5x03
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