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strawlessandbraless · 11 months ago

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There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch.

#boy best friends #and they were roommates #their kid is god #insane show for insane people #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #bert and ernie #spn 5x03 #5x03

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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago

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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

#that's that bratty sub grin #that's that power bottom grin #your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me #deadclaws #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #let comic book characters fight as foreplay #let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay #god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it #tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice

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payasita · 2 years ago

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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kidovna · 16 days ago

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this was just an excuse for me to draw XS shirt jayce x shampoo ad viktor

#arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor arcane #artovna #jayce in that slutty little shirt oh my god im gonna throw up #okay ive extracted all my jayvik feels now #who am I kidding they’re gonna come back full force

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hinamie · 1 month ago

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inflict

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #inside me are two wolves one is dead on the floor bc this took ages and the other one is screaming from the rooftops bc i am so PLEASED #im so . im so happy w this im in love w flat markers and chisel brushes im sorry fr ever being frustrated with the harsh angles #opacity down square chisel....layers upon layers of polygons...#i love u so much the effect is a treat to play with #hard shapes thin lines my beloved i think ive struck a good balance between sharp n smooth vs textured render #idec that these kids took probably 12 hours each #worth every minute worth every second #nobara's hair here alone is some of my best work idec #god i love. making things tht make me happy i know how to draw i love when i make smth tht makes me say wow im good @ my hobby

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paintedcrows · 1 month ago

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Biting you. Biting you. Biting-

#big fan of weird bad body horror kissing and these guys using each other as a stimtoy 👍#If I haven't made it clear already I like Billford a lot. They tick like every box for my favourite kind of ship. Theyre just so terrible #I love humany Bill stuff I really do. But man. Ford being REALLY into gross weird kissing with literal Triangle Bill? Thats is where its AT #Gravity Falls #Fan art #Billford #Bill Cipher #Ford Pines #Stanford Pines #young stanford pines #Bill/Ford #bill x stanford #ship art #Fanart #GF Fanart #Artists on Tumblr #My Art #God these are all in different styles lmao. I am not kidding with my blog description. style consistancy is not a girl I know

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bigturtl · 5 months ago

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i love lawyer game

#ace attorney #narumitsu #wrightworth #franziska von karma #and maya and trucy and larry #and also mayoimei + klapollo + miego + maggeygummy in that one pic <3 #“i'm so sad. i have to focus on something that i liked when i was a kid. for comfort. to remember incorruptible joy. to feel alive again”#i say literally every week #and by god it helps. do not mock your lifelines. no matter how small + seemingly preposterous. give your inner child everything they wanted

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littler3d · 1 year ago

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I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

#percy jackson series #pjo #percy jackson books #percy jackson #chiron #I’m vaguely joking here #but also….#if you know this kid has a god as a father #and he has used water to attack #and has remained dry afterwards #I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point

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royaltea000 · 2 months ago

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“A thousand generations serve to praise…”

#listening to the 1996 ending and getting emotional at the last line #thinkin bout how even literally thousands of generations later we’re still making new adaptations of this guy #and still talking about everyone’s favorite lil monkey guy #and after all - isn’t that true immortality?#sun wukong #jttw sun wukong #journey to the west 1986 #journey to the west 1996 #havoc in heaven #monkey king #monkey king reborn #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk fanart #digital art #my art #journey to the west #I’ve been wanting to make a piece like this for a while #thank god for the symmetry tool…#I’ve been really locked into work lately so this was a relaxation piece #my only regret is that I didn’t have enough stamina to shade it #but I still like the vibrant colors a lot so it’s cool 👍#I ordered it by timeline #some of my favorite Wukongs :)

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dragonpyre · 27 days ago

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Fav thing about 9-1-1 are the character quirks

The captain is basically a five star chef. This doesn't affect the plot at all, he just really loves cooking

The senior paramedic loves karaoke. He snagged his hot wife this way

Second paramedic could have been a doctor. She decided not to cuz she loves her bestie too much

The bisexual boy is probably suicidal. This is never addressed

The bisexual's bestie has repressed every emotion ever known to man. This explodes in his face very impressively

#like. these fucking guys #insane #wee woo show #911 #911 show #911 abc #911 fox #bobby being a master chef is just so fun #i love whenever it comes up #and i love that he forced that gift onto his son figure #like. he saw a kid lacking a father figure and went #“you will learn how to cook so help me god”

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artist-rat · 2 months ago

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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #lae'zel #minsc #jaheira #durge #oc: noon #anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case #spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3 #tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL #i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy #also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh

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marxistgnome · 2 years ago

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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

#star trek #ds9 #tng #wesley crusher type kids need more representation #it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird #like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like #ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years #that but every starship kid in every situation #yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice

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huskerdust-loover · 11 months ago

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Okay I've been thinking about this little stupid detail all fucking week.

I love how Husk grabs all four of Angel's hands.

He's just being so sweet and just accepting Angel for all that he is and I'm crying.

BUT THEN IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER CUZ

Angel literally puts his extra arms away just so that it will be easier for Husk to dance with him 😭😭😭😭😭

THIS SHIP!! THEY MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!

#huskerdust #angelhusk #hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #GOD I LOVE THEM #THEY ARE SO CUTE #IM GOING TO THROW UP #im not kidding when i said ive been thinking about them all week

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ovenproofowl · 6 months ago

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i'm dying over that reveal. truly. truly. because on paper, the concept that ruby's mother was just an ordinary person and what made her so special was this belief everyone had feeding into her own mythology, creating something larger than life, is actually pretty cool. and, yeah, from wild blue yonder we know the doctor absolutely handed the power of suggestion over to an unknown entity that made it something tangible.. so it works.

sort of

but like. that 15 year old girl decided to drop her baby off at a church in the middle of the night in the most ostentatious, medieval looking cloak and then proceed to point mencingly at the road sign on the off chance the security camera would pick her up and that would somehow give someone the idea to name her daughter after said road sign??

i'm just saying... if that's the way you handle giving your baby up for adoption then there is absolutely nothing ordinary about you

#doctor who #dw spoilers #ruby sunday #louise miller #empire of death #i'm a bit ehhhh at that whole ending tbh #i thought we'd be getting a bit more mythology #i mean even sutekh wasn't proper mythology he was an osiron not a GOD god y'know #like he got more powerful from the TARDIS but he wasn't a myth come to life #not EXACTLY #more like a theatre kid given the power of death #it would have been cooler if we'd stuck to the pantheon stuff but i'm guessing we'll be getting more of that next season #and also. i'm STILL hoping for susan goddamnit

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #yuuji #megumi #deleted scene gege told me #god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266 #im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in #itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3 #how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon #gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G #they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold #anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33 #......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best #honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me #i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it #megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug #and i do believe i met my quota in that regard #also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap

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birdy-babe · 6 months ago

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OK BUT IMAGINE BEING STOLAS

Literally a tragic Disney princess probably crying his eyeliner off and watching hella-novella literally heartbroken after what went down on the full moon-

And your phone dings

It’s a text

From Blitzo

After a huge fight

So

after freaking out

Wondering what he possibly could have said

You finally hype yourself up enough to finally check the text with desperate, final-bit-of-hopefullness anticipation

And

It’s fucking

THIS

Stolas is so much stronger than me theres nothing in the world that could have stopped me from instant portal-ing to him and killing him right then and there.

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