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My biggest beef rn is where tf was Alice when Bella got her paper cut. Like shouldn’t she have seen it when whoever bought the presents? And she tells Edward to go be useful like she totally didn’t fail her job right there?? Like wtf
#the twilight saga#the twilight saga spoilers#new moon#new moon spoilers#alice cullen#edward cullen#bella swan#jasper hale#or Whitlock#whatever#she can see Bella#we know from midnight sun she saw the depression phase#so where is she right now
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You’re gonna look me in my cold sleep deprived eyes and tell me Edward Fucking Cullen planned to leave during the hospital stay
He saw the FUCKING FUTURE AND STILL PLANNED TO LEAVE
#the twilight saga#twilight#twilight renaissance#midnight sun#midnight sun spoilers#edward cullen#bella swan#the cullens#I’m furious#I’m livid#he fucking knows how she’ll react#and still does it#and I’m supposed to like him???
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Me: “you know FNAF is just really hard to enjoy now a days with its convoluted plot that is unsolvable. It just really discourages making theories when every piece could be retconned or become obsolete”
Me the second any type of FNAF media comes out: “This is the best shit ever omg give me ten more games and another movie”
#fnaf theories#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at Freddy’s theories#i am weak#and easily pandered too#I don’t even play the games#but I salivate over every piece#even though we all know#nothing is gonna get answered#secret of the mimic#the mimic
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I say this as someone who refuses to take sports seriously, happy rep tv day
#super bowl#taylor swift#football#I was a marching band kid and to this day I refuse to respect sports#yeah go go throw that ball badly#I’m watching the puppy bowl#everyone boo’d her#and I’m like ?#girlies it’s not that serious
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Am I? Shipping Edward and Tanya? Is this actually a kind of fun couple? What the fuck is going on here?
#the twilight saga#twilight#midnight sun#midnight sun spoilers#edward cullen#tanya denali#they’re flirting#they are definitely flirting#and I’m kinda into it#like Tanya is definitely too good for him#but he kissed her cheek#and so far has only spoken about Bella#with disinterest or hate#so
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I just started reading midnight sun for the first time and may this be the first of many times I say: Edward wtf is wrong with you
#twilight#midnight sun#the twilight saga#edward cullen#like dude actually wtf#this is a bad start to what’s supposed to be a romance novel#we are straight up like two chapters in#and already several murders have been contemplated#and Edward just straight up hates Bella#midnight sun spoilers#lemme hide out in my car#BITCH GO HOME#cannot stress enough how much he hates her rn#bella swan
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I think the hardest part of fnaf theories is that Scott Cawthon has shifted tracks so many times that early lore CANNOT be changed lest the entire tower of lore cards crumbles down and makes me lose interest again
#game theory fnaf#fnaf theory#fnaf theories#fnaf#I’m catching up on game theory ok#and Tom is like#this quote insinuates fnaf one takes place in 2003#and I’m double fisting playing cards#like names can kind of be altered a bit#I’ll side eye Dave sure but nothing Really changes#but decades? those are our building blocks#idc if Scott writes 2003 in neon letters on every book cover from now on#Scott lost control of the narrative years ago#he doesn’t know
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I’m sorry I’m finally catching up on game theory’s FNAF videos and the Dave one is just making me believe his name is actually Evan cause we lost the plot ten minutes ago and now I’m too annoyed to believe anything that’s going on
#fnaf theories#fnaf theory#fnaf#game theory#game theory fnaf#I got lost at the name translations#cause that’s just not how Jewish names work#and the stretch for Elizabeth and Williams name#William isn’t a protector he’s a child murderer#let’s not give his vague attempts at parenting a pass#just cause we want it to fit#and then he went into how the puzzles might be messy#and if we’re having messy problem solving#then Evan is back on the table#although I think I still subscribe to the Cassidy action theory#cause I enjoy it#and it’s not trying to shove faulty Jewish translations down my throat#elisheva is more promised to god than promised by god
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The fury I feel in my veins because Pokémon scarlet has been out for YEARS and I’ve only just learned that traded Pokémon’s obedience is not reliant on constant badge advancement I’m gonna lose my shit wonderlockes are back on the table boys
#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarlet#wonderlocke#or I guess supriselocke now#it’s like a nuzlocke#except you trade the pokemon away to a random person and use what you got#I love it#like if I could play a randomizer I would but setting it up is hard#and I always get so anxious about the levels#but apparently it doesn’t matter anymore#just what level it was traded to you#which makes my life easier
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Yall the ban didn’t even last a day I thought it would at least not work for a week these bitches spineless
#tiktok ban#tiktok#us government#us govt#fuck trump#jokes on them now I don’t respect either one of them#ceo crumbled#and so did trump
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The absolute tragedy of my FYP to be a scroll of goodbyes, only for it to end on a TikTok shop ad
#TikTok#tiktok ban#goodnight sweet prince#I’m glad I got one last scroll in#but now wtf am I gonna do?#read ao3 I guess
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Best part of the whole show is the fact that no one died. Y’all can stay over there crying about the frailty of life and the pain of overcoming loss and I’m gonna stay over here with my decapitated robot, his pet thing, and a smoothie
#star wars skeleton crew#star wars#skeleton crew#star wars skeleton crew spoilers#skeleton crew spoilers#stop booing me i’m right#I never understood why people got upset when everyone lives#I want everyone to be happy is that too much to ask#It’S nOt ReAlIsTiC#neither am i#sm 33
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Jod’s having a monologue about his traumatic upbringing with and I’m just sitting here really hoping he gets lightsabered at some point
#star wars skeleton crew#star wars#skeleton crew#star wars skeleton crew spoilers#skeleton crew spoilers#jod na nawood#like it’s a fun little backstory#very Star Wars oc#but I was really hoping will would boom bam the force#and get his lightsaber#like just his hand would’ve been good#really tie it in#I can’t stand that man anymore
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE END these fucking kids better show up in other shows now I’m emotionally attached
#star wars skeleton crew#star wars#skeleton crew#star wars skeleton crew spoilers#skeleton crew spoilers#wim skeleton crew#kb skeleton crew#neel skeleton crew#fern skeleton crew#friendship ended with the mandolorian#now skeleton crew is my best friend#kinda wish Jod got shot but I’m just glad everyone else lived
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Adding his ass to the Star Wars shit list
Skeleton Crew Spoilers….
Me at Jod this whole episode:
#i knew that bitch was not to be trusted!!#threatening the kiddos with the lightsaber and ending sm33. oh bitch you gonna pay#skeleton crew#skeleton crew spoilers#star wars#< prev tag#yes Darth Vader and Kylo Ren are on this list#no I will not take constructive criticism#yes I will go on a thirty minute rant about how much Kylo Ren sucks but this isn’t the time#Jod better watch his back#yall may forgive him but I won’t
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“I hope Jod sticks with the kids” “I think Jod will help them in the end”
Y’all I know we thought he was hot but we gotta draw the line at some point and mine was him threatening to carve the parents up in front of them don’t boo me I’m right
#skeleton crew spoilers#star wars skeleton crew spoilers#star wars skeleton crew#skeleton crew#jod na nawood#I can recognize an attractive person when I see one#but that man should not be let around these kids anymore#give him a redemption arc if you want#just do so away from the traumatized kids#I’m fighting him off with a stick
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You know what I will say it, I’ve never been so shocked and by Star Wars before. I have no idea how these people are gonna survive Dumbledore
#star wars skeleton crew spoilers#star wars skeleton crew#star wars#skeleton crew spoilers#skeleton crew#by the time I had any interest of Star Wars the sequels had come out#I was unsurprised by order 66 because I knew it was happening#and literally nothing has come close sense#in a casual understanding of Star Wars at least#idk the books or comics or deep lore#I’m a basic bitch who is destroyed by the destruction of a found family
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