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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

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Pearl posted this photo on Twitter with the caption:

I was given a shiny, pointy stick

I like this stick

Bonus Sausage and Aimsey replies (not to each other, both to the photo)

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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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Gem: "Cam, you're really great and I'm sorry about the bullying and I'm sorry you're having a rough day."

Cam: "That's okay. Do you want to kiss?"

Gem: ".........No!"

Cam: "Oh."

Gem: "No... No. (laughs) NO!"

Sausage: (dying of laughter in the background)

Fwhip: "Cam, I was gonna say I'm happy you're here, but I'm glad you got that out before I said it."

Sausage: (to Fwhip) "Were you going to ask Cam to kiss too?"

Gem: "Isn't he dating Scott?!"

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Still, it’s a nice day, though.

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What do you mean Ranboo is going to be on game changer

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Watching Pearl’s most recent stream VOD has answered a question I’ve always had which is “What happened to New Life?”. The answer being that apparently the mod pack was glitchy and people had connection issues because of it which is why Pearl and a few others never finished their series

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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REGULAR REMINDER THAT IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO SEND AN ASK TO THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED AN ASK GAME FROM !! THIS PART OF TUMBLR CULTURE HAS BEEN LOST OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO PLEASE KEEP ASKS GAMES ALIVE BY SENDING ASKS !!

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i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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Did you go to school in the US and did you have to do a lockdown drill?

US school, did lockdowns

US school, no lockdowns

Non-US school, did lockdowns

Non-US school, no lockdowns

Bald nuanced vanilla extract

*for context lockdowns involve turning off lights, locking doors, and hiding in the rooms blind spot. These drills are training for school shootings and similar situations. Most US schools have at least a few a year

*for context lockdowns involve turning off lights, locking doors, and hiding in the rooms blind spot. These drills are training for school shootings and similar situations. Most US schools have at least a few a year

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i'm rigging the damn vote, vote 'This is too much' so cleo can finish their ride back to Hermitcraft and troll the hell out of the POE. We have until the 27th midnight PST

reblog to save a nonbinary bisexual icon from getting sniped from a million blocks away in the nether

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The Lost Crypt??? okay lizzie i swear to fucking god if this was what you were doing with the emperor skulls earlier. she mentioned it to pix. if he goes in there and finds the copper king skull im going to explode autism style