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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable

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Is Helsknight from Hermitcraft a swiftie?

note from the editor: it was hard to find more than the one official photo of this character, so the second picture is fanart from tumblr. you can find the original artist here!

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I need etho to get the fuck back on hermitcraft and back to business being weird about bisexual redheaded women and loud hypercompetitive brunet men but he's too busy selling old timey ploughs on craigslist and fighting off gas huffers and shoveling snow

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Taneesha doesn’t understand why everyone treats grave robbing like it’s such a big deal.

Like, they all do it, whether they wanna admit it or not. No matter how much Sausage insists that “Oh, I’m sure the spirits don’t mind!” (what??), or Drift says “at this point, it’s archeology, not grave robbing!” (okay, sure, that’s actually fair), or Lizzie casually comments “It’s not stealing? These are literally mine.” (what????), all of them were taking things from a burial site, and well, why shouldn’t they? Not like the dead guys are using this stuff. She’ll take better care of it all, thank-you-very-much.

She doesn’t get why the catacombs are such a big deal in the first place, actually. She knows that they are, from the way that some of her fellow misadventureres react to them. Jimmy gets all huffy about the names on the caskets being wrong (didn’t clock him to be a history nerd, but it’s good for a guy to have hobbies, she supposes), and at one point, Martyn leaves a room in a solemn mood that she doesn’t think was just the result of bad loot. And like, maybe it’s just some kind of… aura of weirdness around the place? Some kind of magic that her lingering relation to the void negates, or something. She doesn’t really want to think of it as a haunting, despite that definitely being the most appropriate word considering the literal actual reanimated corpses wandering the halls. Still. Whatever it is, she doesn’t get it.

And she’s tried! Really, she has! She’s checked every room she could find, lingered in doorways, opened coffins only to find that most are empty. She pauses every time she leaves a room, just briefly, incase there are any ghosts or feelings or things in-between that want to make themselves known to her, but there never are, or at least, none that she can see.

There’s nothing haunting her here. Nothing buried in these walls means anything. It’s just a bunch of dead things. Maybe they’re significant for other people, but it’s finders keepers, and she’s not interested in getting sentimental with ghosts.

So yeah, Taneesha doesn’t get why everyone’s so fussy about graverobbing, but to each their own. They can have their little moments, their pieces of closure, but that bell doesn’t toll for her. Not anymore.

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you ask a student in april how they're doing and they'll say "oh i'm fine" but in reality they are treating themselves in such a way that violates the geneva convention on treatment of prisoners

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it's genuinely awesome that prices for the hermit auction are already as high as they are bc it's going to charity but also god i wish i wasn't broke i want that autographed drum pad so bad

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The way that Torture Tango is honestly one of THE best musical songs of all time and I’m NOT EVEN KIDDING it makes me lose my mind EVERY SINGLE TIME. THE KEY CHANGE???????!! HELLO?!!! THE WAY IT WORKS IN SO MANY SONGS THROUGHOUT THE SHOW?? THE MIX OF STYLES AND GENRES OF MUSIC??? THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING IN THE LYRICS??? AND EVEN WITHOUT CONTEXT IT IS JUST SUCH A GOOD FUCKING SONG I LOVE SPIES ARE FOREVER SO MUCH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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j - joe (spencer day)

a - ain't no big thing (big kahuna and the copa cat pack)

z - zoot suit riot (cherry poppin' daddies)

open tags :D

MOOT / TAG GAME !

mission— spell your real name / name you use on tumblr with songs you like >< ready, set, go !

m — my love, mine all mine (mitski)

i — i love you, i’m sorry (gracie abrams)

c — coraline (lyn lapid)

k — killshot (magdalena bay)

i — i know you (faye webster)

e — either way (ive)

tagging— @puma-riki @flwrstqr @liwinly @woniefication @lilificationn @stvrriki @okwonyo + anyone else who wants to join !

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Wait what did Pearl do to deserve to be in exile!?

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64547938

title: yesterday is retroactive, got myself a new perspective

summary:

In the year 1999, Joel Robinson revisited his past, and Mike Nelson reinvented his future.

Turns out, those two paths lead to the same point.

Or: Joel, Mike, the bots, impulsive decisions, and the year 2000.

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wip folder game! in a new post, list the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! then, tag as many people as you have wips.

mst3k:

stop threatening jonah's oxygen, kinga, he already has nightmares

joel gets a phone call (understatement) [posted!]

mike nelson and the world's worst road trip

cambot vs divine purpose

gizmonics 2: jonah's netflix boogaloo

cohesive fucking timeline

gpc tells the truth

giant spider invasion night

mike dies v2

mike in his feels in a sylvan glen

does it count as fan mail if you created the series

mcyt:

war of the fish

isn't it lovely (when we all fall asleep ch3)

you should see me in a crown (when we all fall asleep ch4)

copycat (when we all fall asleep ch5)

the ballad of mona lisa (high hopes ch1)

victorious (high hopes ch2)

this is gospel (high hopes ch3)

epilogue (high hopes ch4)

good lord that's 19 ppl. okay. sorry if anyone has just done it but 19 ppl is a lot

tags: @personalzombie-tv @leopardmask-ao3 @varteeny1234 @rose-tries-to-write @im-illegal @th3-dark-abyss @thatapolloguy @the-spaced-out-ace @arcadecarpetgay @un-common-dreams @thefrostedmain @severevoiddragon @harley-the-pancake uhhhhh that's. all the people i can think of

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Jaz I just found this from last year SJDJS

That's might be why I vaguely recognised your username !!

oh lmao that's awesome :D

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Hermitcraft Charity Stream 2025 Schedule News!

The ZITS team read aloud selections from the schedule for this year's Gamer's Outreach IRL charity stream event. So far confirmed events include but are not limited to:

-Imp and Skiz podcast LIVE "not a traditional podcast" -Impulse "We've really flipped it on its head" -Skizz

-2nd annual Hermitcraft Charity Auction

-GUESS THE BUILD IN REAL LIFE "not a traditional guess the build" Zed. Purportedly has a twist!

-"Silent Games" where hermits (at least Tango and Zed) have to play games and complete various challenges silently! "More like the hunger games or the Olympic games"-Zed

(This one reminds me of Japanese Gameshows like Silent Library!)

-In person TCG

-"Mystery Hermit Stuff"??? ...they say there's going to be real time voting? I think this may be like Cleo's 'Guess the Hermit' game?

-A Hermitcraft Q&A

-An IRL PERMITMASTER EVENT hosted by Grian (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-A new Hot Ones challenge "with a twist"

-Miscellaneous Hermit hangouts and time on the server

I. AM. SO. HYPE!

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i love when people create online psuedonyms for people in their irl life that reflect their own username. i once met someone who went by panda that referred to their irl kids as 'the cubs' . its so charming. everyone should do this.