#but also….

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

[alyona11]

Me: lol I’ll buy Hadestown ticket buy only if Hades understudy will be on

Hades understudy: publishes the dates that corresponds to my free dates

Me: you’re joking, right?

[wikitpowers]

u don’t understand i need emma carstairs to press cortana against my throat and threaten to kill me

[cigsaftersuh]

mini skirt w my panties hanging out of his pocket 💝

[as-an-offering]

Sewing love in all his stitches worked too well I think I’m in love with the Other.

[cagethemunson]

listening to songs you used to listen during the happiest point of your life while you’re at your lowest is so bittersweet

[fagrackham]

group sex as marxist action

[flintism]

and here we go 🚬💀

[blurglesmurfklaine]

I love imagining fluff like. fuck yeah those two dudes love that sch ither

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill