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Speed-running is such an insane hobby like imagine you're the kind of person who can happily spend months grinding away at the same repetitive set of challenges, making incremental progress with blind determination towards your goal. That's a really good quality to have. You could become highly skilled at almost anything.

But instead you're using that quality to finish a video game three seconds faster than anyone else alive. Because it's fun <3

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Is anyone else like. Technologically cursed. Like I'm not incompetent or anything and most of my devices are fairly new but every time someone tells me to "Just do XYZ!" with my phone or computer it ends up taking seventeen years. My coworkers have been yelling at me to get an eSim for forever and finally I'm trying to do it and the thing that took them fifteen minutes has so far taken me a week and dozens of messages with my carrier.

My phones never work right, my computers never work right. Programs never work for me the way they do for other people. If I have to log into a new program for work, it's gonna take ages to get it sorted, even though I didn't do anything to make it worse. I know it's not my fault because I'll enlist other people to help and they'll be baffled why it's not working. It's just what happens to me. Nothing with a microchip ever does what it's supposed to do the second it gets into my hands.

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It's super cool how I own an expensive piece of technology (smart phone) that I bought outright, and that I pay $64 a month for T-mobile's international plan that doesn't fucking work, and that when I go buy an outside SIM card to correct this problem, also paid for with my own money and downloaded onto the device I fucking own, T-Mobile can be like "Hey stop that"

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People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw

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Y’all don’t wanna die y’all need to get fingered real good

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I feel like people consistently miss the fact that Taylor Swift's main talent isn't writing music itself but being a pop star. Like I think she's a good songwriter but there's lots of way better ones. But "being a popstar" is its own skill and tbh I'm not sure anyone has ever done it better than her. and THAT'S why she's so stupidly rich and successful

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Beneath the water, new life’s redeemed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MdCk75Gxuw

Amboy, California

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Low-key I am actually kind of hot

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Being in Canada is fun because usually when I'm in a foreign country, I'm aware of it at all times. But Canada is similar enough to the US that I can forget where I am. I saw a girl at a coffee shop pay with cash today and the money was purple and I was like "What the fuck is tha— oh right, Canada"

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I'm literally not even joking when I say that weed gummies have helped me more than years of psychiatric care and numerous prescribed medications. My psych put me on multiple drugs that made me suicidal but somehow the piece of candy that makes me sleepy is the one that's illegal in most places

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I have this obsession with joining a cult shortly before I die because I was born into a cult and we left when I was a toddler and I just think it would be really funny to spend my entire life cult-free EXCEPT for my birth and death

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I'm just never gonna buy the use of Christianity as an excuse for transphobia because I was deep in that shit for over 20 years and even when I thought queerness was a sin I was like "Well if someone is unhappy in their body then they have a right to change it" because that goes against exactly zero actual Christian doctrines. If I can be crying myself to sleep at night trying to pray away the gay and STILL support access to trans healthcare then idk what your fucking excuse is

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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

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map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

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I'm such a caprese sandwich strawberry salad avocado toast green smoothie ass bitch