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An open letter to the U.S. House of Representatives

Vote NO on the TikTok ban bill!

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I understand that the House Energy and Commerce Committee just passed a bipartisan bill, the Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act, that could ban TikTok in the US by allowing the President to designate it as a national security threat. I oppose this bill. It’s absurd to target one social media platform when foreign governments are active on all of our social media networks and in one of our major political parties. If Congress really cares about adversarial countries influencing and spying on our citizens it should immediately pass strong internet privacy protections. Then it should launch investigations into the Republican members of Congress who’ve spent years spreading Russian disinformation to win elections and also aiding and abetting Vladimir Putin. Will they do that? Thanks.

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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you guys. guys!! guys!!!!!! guys look

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The worst thing I ever did at a D&D table was when our DM ran out of place name ideas and told us the name of the port town we needed to go to was "Bar Harbor".

So I tricked him into roleplaying the slightly-too-helpful town guard into giving us directions to- Well you see, the party has been out in the wilderness for like a MONTH, we're all a mess, the dwarf's beard is out of control, so can you tell us- Where can we find the Bar Harbor Barber?

But we were not done. We each took turns, like a pack of velociraptors.

We also had Dryad in the party and a few of her branches got broken in a fight and now her whole canopy is unbalanced and it looks awful, but she really needs to see a specialist, is there a Bar Harbor Arbor Barber?

The Paladin also wanted to look in on a small church he'd heard of, that the city had a patron saint, who was boiled alive in a cauldron of ale, so where is the temple of the Bar Harbor Larger Martyr?

It was around this point that Chris started to tire of this nonsense.

The bard, naturally, wanted to go carousing, and he'd heard this town had some of the most attentive and welcoming Ladies of the Night on the continent, known by thier brightly colored stocking bands, so had he seen any of the Bar harbor Ardor Parlor Farber Garters?

Chris immediately escalated to threats of a Total Party Kill.

Unfortunately, I'd had time to prepare and-

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted to know if you'd seen my cousin."

"...Your cousin?"

"Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but he's got a pretty distinctive appearence and you might have seen him around town."

"Oh No-"

"Okay so he's Welsh and the whole family used to be in the wagon-making business but he got into clothes manufacture until there was an accident with a lamp black dye and now he's permanently stained a sooty color and that really turns heads, so now he's got a job drawing in crowds for the city funded swap meet- no, not the Drow that also works there, I mean like the inside of a fireplace- anyway, he got tired of people mixing the two of them up so he started wearing this fancy armor with a magical +1 charisma bonus-"

"Gallus I swear to God I *WILL* Summon the Tarraqsue-"

"-So have you seen my cousin, Arthur Carter, former Sartor but now he's the Darker Harker for the Charter Barter of Bar Harbor, the one with the Charmer Armor?"

Amazingly, we survived the Tarrasque.

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Turns out you DO like drawtectives on here. Happy Season three! (I saw this pose and I thought it really suited them).

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Okay guys, let's see what happens if I walk us through cc steps. Next up: horns! Every week we will walk another step through the cc

All of these are tagged "#gw2 cc polls" for ease of keeping track! Current results below the cut!

PLEASE reblog this to help it get seen and give everyone a chance to participate in the voting!

RACE: charr

BODY TYPE: feminine

CLASS: necromancer

HEIGHT: medium tall (80% of slider bar)

PHYSIQUE: maximum fat/muscle

FUR PATTERN: hooded cape with faint stripes

FUR COLOR: foofoo

PATTERN COLOR: foofoo (wild choice to make after picking a pattern)

FACE: canthan face with cheek fringes

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why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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T girls buying alcohol: 😺

Me: "Sup Mamacita. I don't need no ID, 🪪 I know you're a little vampire from the 1900's. (Have the employee discount 😉)"

Pinned

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A new video was added to Ivy Gorgon’s playlist, Ode to The Divine Feminine. Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen (Official Music Video) Official music video for Stevie Nicks - “Edge of Seventeen” from the album ‘Bella Donna’ (1981). ‘Stand Back: 1981-2017’, Stevie Nicks’ career-spanning collection is available now. Featuring studio hits, live performances and celebrated collaborations - find your copy here: https://Rhino.lnk.to/StandBack. Subscribe to the Stevie Nicks channel http://bit.ly/StevieNicksYouTube More Official Videos & Playlists Stand Back http://bit.ly/StandBackYT Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around http://bit.ly/StopDragginMyHeartAround Edge Of Seventeen http://bit.ly/EdgeOfSeventeenYT Stevie Nicks Official Videos http://bit.ly/StevieNicksVideography Stevie Nicks ‘Live In Chicago’ http://bit.ly/StevieLiveInChicago Stay in touch with Stevie Nicks… Website https://www.stevienicksofficial.com/ Facebook https://www.facebook.com/stevienicks Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stevienicks/ Twitter https://twitter.com/StevieNicks The Stevie Nicks Channel is the official YouTube home of Stevie Nicks, featuring her catalog of official music videos, live performances, lyric videos, commentary videos, and Stevie-approved playlists. Subscribe to join the Stevie Nicks YouTube community and check back for announcements, updates, and more! In 1981, six years after joining Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks went solo for the first time with her debut album ‘Bella Donna’. A massive success, it sold more than five million copies in the U.S., topped the album charts and produced four hit singles, including her signature anthem, “Edge Of Seventeen.” More platinum albums followed – ‘The Wild Heart’ (1983), ‘Rock A Little’ (1985), and ‘The Other Side Of The Mirror’ (1989). In 2019, Stevie Nicks made history by becoming the first female artist inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice - first as a member of Fleetwood Mac in 1998, and most recently in recognition of an extraordinary solo career that spans nearly 40 years. -Stevie Nicks 🤘 Feel a touch of divinity with ‘Ode to The Divine Feminine’! A soulful playlist celebrating feminine experiences; built for easy listening by all women, goddesses, and dudettes, but curated for trans women’s voices. Let these heavy melodies and empowering lyrics elevate your spirit. 🏳️‍⚧️

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An open letter to the U.S. Senate

Pass the Extended Child Tax Credit NOW! Please!

980 so far! Help us get to 1,000 signers!

I am writing to urge you, as my Senator, to fight hunger and poverty by swiftly taking up and passing the Tax Relief for Americans Act, and rejecting any amendments that could weaken or limit the impact of the Child Tax Credit (CTC). The bill, which passed in the House with broad bipartisan support (357-70), includes improvements to the CTC that would lift hundreds of thousands of children and their families above the poverty line, and benefit 16 million of the 19 million children currently locked out of receiving the full or any credit. The refundable child tax credit is vital to helping families in our community and the state put food on the table. I support this policy as does the overwhelming percentage of voters — polling by Hart Research Associates found that “82% of voters favor a Child Tax Credit that is fully available for all low- and middle-income families.” In 2021, tens of millions of families with children received an expanded CTC, resulting in dramatic reductions in hunger and poverty. After the end of the expanded CTC and other COVID-19 pandemic relief efforts, hunger and child poverty skyrocketed. I urge you to support the bill’s CTC improvements and vote “yes” when the bill reaches the Senate floor. Also, reject any amendments that could weaken or limit the impact the CTC would have for families struggling against hunger and poverty. This improved CTC will help families – including in our state – who are struggling to pay for food, housing, child care, and other essentials, and will benefit 16 million of the 19 million children who are currently left out of receiving the full or any refundable tax credit.

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Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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Did you know that high heels were originally for men?

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WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash