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What bothers me the most about that Nolan's Odyssey poster is the dullness. Of all colors he could have picked, he chose the most boring, most basic, mud-like brown as if 1200 BCE Troy was 2003 Iraq.

Where are the colors? The vibrancy? The royal purple? The red? The rich blue? Like you can't tell me Penelope didn't send Odysseus to war with a chest filled with beautiful, different colored, capes she personally wove

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Hi, I'm GreeneySilvery.

You send your contact vía AO3 in regards of a collaboration for Atem/Seto fanfic in which Aten wants to seduce Kaiba.

I would like to know how did you envisioned it going.

Sincerely yours,

GreeneySilvery.

Pd.: I'm new to using this SM. Please, forgive any mistakes/misuse about this missive.

Don't worry, and thanks!

Ok, so, I'm aro/ace, so not very good with all the seduction part.

But I would play a lot on Seto's repression and how Atem understands that he could use everything to make the other blush: appreciation to his appearance, start dressing more uncovered, fleeting touches, less innocent touches than others, things like that.

In my mind Seto needs a subtle and kind seduction, before selling for Super Nasty Sex.

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Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

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Bat-mom is real?!

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Summary:

"Batman," Wonder Woman was the first to recover from the surprise. "Who is your... ah... little companion?" "Robin," he replied unperturbed, taking his usual seat next to Superman, who kept staring at him as if he were having a religious experience. Green Lantern was the first to react, "Wait a moment! Wasn't Robin that blonde girl I saw when I had to pick up an alien criminal hiding in Gotham?" "A blonde girl?" Green Arrow repeated. "Robin is a teenager. He's Speedy's best friend." "I met Robin," Wonder Woman chimed in. "A sweet little boy. A big fan of mine, but he's not a teenager." While the voices of the Lega became louder and louder, until Damian woke up completely, Batman groaned internally. He didn't want to explain anything about his private affairs. Besides, there wasn't much to explain in the first place: he had told the truth. Just, not as everyone expected.

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AYO???

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Hey brother

"Ok, explain me all back as if I were stupid," Jason said, massaging the nose bridge, the gun still in hand.

"It isn't too complicated," his replacement had the courage to snort, while the boy next to him was disturbing in his immobility, but he was next to the boy as if he were a mussel at the rock. "We need a place to stay for the night."

“No, I understood this. But how did you find a fucking clone of Superman?! " Jason blurted out, hateing as the tone reminded him of Bruce.

"It was a lucky incident ..." The boy tried to say, and Jason laughed at him. 

"It's difficult to believe that anything that has to do with you is just an incident," the older replied with a grin. "What, did you try to be a mad scientist again and this is the result?"

"I tried to create a Talon once and nobody will let me forget it ..."

“Listen, I don't want to be involved in your bullshit. Now I call Bruce ... "

"No!" Tim exclaimed, so full of horror as only a fifteen year old could be to the perspective of having to call his pseudo father and let him know about his mess. "Bruce will go crazy, then I will go crazy, and if I go crazy, Kon will be upset and we will have many more problems!"

“Great, you gave him a name. You must never give them a name, you got attacted!"

His substitute frowned the forehead, "Kon is not an animal. Also, I didn't give a name to him. He told me."

“So he speaks. And why he doesn't seem much ... you know, "he was about to say that the clone seemed like a super idiot, but he was not so crazy to cause a fucking clone of Superman. He didn't want the  brat to roast his ass with his laser rays, thank you very much. 

“I don't know why he is so catatonic," Tim admitted to the controversy, the expression of those who had just swallowed a toad. "For this we need to hide, to understand things ... and to prevent Cadmus from finding us."

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The words of the drunks are the thoughts of the sobers

"Dick... Dick..."

"Yeah, Big Blue?" Nightwing asked, not correcting him even for using his real name and not his alias. After all,  he wasn't paranoid like Bruce, they were friends.

Besides, Clark was high as fuck, and he wouldn't even understand what Nightwing was saying to him. 

It was just them in that section of the infirmary, everyone else had already gone home or to their rooms at the Watchover.

Clark was still there: it took him longer to recover, the fight against the Mimirs had been hard, and no one could imagine that their leader had a sword of kryptonite. 

He almost died, and if it hadn't been for Hal Jordan (sorry Bruce, but you have to give credit when you had to) and the arrival of other Green Lanterns, they would have risked losing. 

The invasion had been stopped, the Mimirs chased away, and the Green Lantern Corps would take care of whatever political mess there was on their planet that had prompted them to seek greener pastures on Earth, allowing the Titans and Justice League to lick their wounds in peace without having to deal with alien politics as well.  

Superman widened his eyes, pursing his lips in a thin line, "I don't have hands."

"What?"

"You see... they disappeared..." and he showed both arms, with hands still attached there. He was moving his arms as if he were a child learning to swim. 

Nightwing smiled, "Don't worry. Soon they will be back."

"But I need hands! I'm a journalist!" he exclaimed, still moving his arms, anxious for the absence of his hands.

Nightwing shouldn't be laughing, but it was better than when Jason had had his wisdom teeth removed and started crying because he found out he couldn't marry Jane Austen. 

 

(Although, given the nonsense thet were their life, he didn't rule out that time travel might sooner or later make his little brother's dream come true.)

 

"Gee, they really gave you some cool stuff," Nightwing commented, looking at the innocent bottle at the side of the bed. No terrestrial painkillers had any effect on Clark's alien metabolism, and J'ohn had tried Martian medicine.

It had been very effective. The only side effect was that Clark was now completely wasted and high as a kite.   

Too bad he didn't have anything to record it. Jason would have loved to see Uncle Clark like that! Also, it would be useful blackmail material (or good material for that blog that he swore to Bruce that it wasn't his and where embarrassing videos of Batman, Superman and other heroes appeared.)

"Hey, Dick... when I get my hands back, I'll use them..."

"I'm sure you will," he was about to say, but the words died in his throat when he heard the continuation of the phrase, "To touch your father's ass."

"What the fuck?!" 

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Clark, broken voice, trying not to jump on Bruce because the idea of ​​seeing him with his clothes excites him so much: It's fine

when bruce stays over at clark's apartment he always steals clark's clothes.

clark seeing bruce leave the bathroom after his shower wearing one of clark's old ratted tees: DUDE wtf, you literally have so many clothes

bruce who can't sleep unless he's wearing one of his shirts: it smells like you ☹️

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Stand by me

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Summary:

“Damn…I don't want to stay here and be looked at like I'm a parasite. I have to try again..."

Then, just as the feeling of heaviness had come, it disappeared, and Lance felt light.

He still heard too many noises, and his head was spinning, but at least he could move without problems.

He was about to leave when he heard Allura yell, "Lance!"

He turned, “I'm sorry princess, I know I should stay for the briefing and…”

He stopped: the princess and even Shiro looked at him with equally alarmed looks, as if he had suddenly grown a second head or started bleeding from his eyes.

He put his hand over the face, and screamed when he saw his damn translucent arm.

The worst thing was to come: as he realized he had become a bad copy of Casper, Lance finally saw his body lying on the ground, and couldn't help the growing panic.

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In which the Omega Shield incident has consequences and Lance deals with the fact that people care about him.

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Shen Qingqiu may not be as straight as she thought.  

She was still holding her head on Luo Binghe's big titts, after they had saved the world and had sex (oh my God, her first time, and it was so bad!), short of breath and red cheeks, when she reluctantly raised her head.

Luo Binghe was still recovering, her mind returning to lucidity, when she said, "Shizun... your nose is bleeding..."

"It's your fault," she found the strength to moan, her body aching and bite marks everywhere. "You are so... so beautiful! And your chest... you shouldn't let anyone see you like that..."

"No one? Not even Shizun?"

She swallowed, "I... I am the exception..." 

It was ridiculous, he knew. Even though she knew now that Luo Binghe wanted her, more than she could ever want three hundred other male stallions protagonists, she knew she wasn't much, and that she was a mediocre beauty. Her Binghe deserved better than her. A delicate body with few curves, too high and angular.

But the phrase enlightened Binghe, "Do you want me? Does Shizun want me all to herself?"

"Don't say these things..."

"But is that so? You only want me for you... forever?"

Ahh, heroine, don't make her say such things! Shameless! 

For once, however, she swallowed her pride, and admitted, "Yes, forever. Even if you deserve better."

"What are you talking about?"

"You are beautiful... and I am... this Shizun is not as beautiful as you. I can even say that I'm a little..."

Luo Binghe didn't let her finish. She kissed her eagerly, with the hunger of an animal that had not eaten for too long. Shen Qingqiu indulged in kissing, all tongue and teeth, and when they broke away, Luo Binghe had a firm look, like a conquering queen. 

"You are beautiful. And anyone who told you otherwise is blind or stupid. “

"But Binghe... you are much more beautiful."

The woman laughed, "Shizun, that's funny. That's what I think of you too."

Then she flipped their positions, standing on top of Shen Qingqiu, with one leg between the woman's thighs, clear hunger in her eyes. She kissed her collarbone, then took one of her breasts in her mouth, causing her to moan.

When she pulled away, with a mischievous smile she said, "Let me show you exactly how beautiful I think you are."

And well, who was Shen Qingqiu to deny her?

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Merlin: we’re going to overthrow Uther and put Arthur on the throne. Any questions?

Gwaine: Yes, since when do you want Arthur on the throne?

Merlin: Since he is the next in line and is actually a more decent option and will lift the magic ban with correct guidance.

Gwaine: Ok new question, why are we trying to lift the magic ban?

Merlin: Cause I have magic.

Gwaine: No more questions let’s kill Uther.

Lancelot: I have a question. Don’t get me wrong I’m also on board with killing Uther, but should we be plotting treason in front of the king’s ward?

Morgana: No worries I’m also on board.

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Isn’t he like your father tho??

Morgana: He is my father but had me out of wedlock and doesn’t claim me so i won’t be a contender for the throne

Lancelot:

Morgana: Also I have magic and have been watching him kill those with magic my whole life

Lancelot:

Morgana: I’ve been wondering when it will be my turn to burn at the stake

Lancelot:

Gwaine:

Lancelot: Yeah ok that tracks.

Gwaine: I’m back with questions why don’t we put Morgana on the throne?

Merlin: Cause we want people to accept the king and they already accept Arthur.

Morgana: Don’t worry we’ll be “guiding” Arthur the whole time

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Man I love Shi Qingxuan's friendship with Xie Lian. It doesn't come quite as naturally as his connection with Hua Cheng, but I honestly like that! They start off with decently favorable impressions of each other's moral standing, but they both have to work at really understanding the other person.

The shenanigans these two get into when investigating together are also fucking hilarious. Shi Qingxuan providing some much needed levity and his resources, while Xie Lian is usually able to remain fairly collected in stressful situations. Granted that's because of, you know, horrendous amounts of trauma, but it does make for a good team up!

He's one of the few heavenly officials who can call Xie Lian out for things and not sound like a dick. I've mentioned previously that I love him telling Xie Lian that he should never have taken this mission, and he was right! Ghost king or not that's his friend, and it's shitty that Xie Lian would accept this mission. And more importantly, he says that it's even shittier that Jun Wu would ask that of him! So this is the first criticism of Jun Wu that we ever get from someone in the heavens.

He truly gets that Hua Cheng is Xie Lian's friend, and that Xie Lian is in a terribly awkward position right now. He expresses guilty for starting the fight and fanning the flames! Because even if the mission ended up being rescuing his friend, he's also capable of recognizing that the heavens are in the wrong here. Hua Cheng has every right to deal with a spy as he sees fit! And he sees Xie Lian as a friend, and knows that Xie Lian's deeply hurt by having to stand in between his friends like this.

And the way he defends Xie Lian from Lang Qianqiu's accusations! That's his friend, how dare you accuse him of a massacre?! And you can tell Xie Lian appreciates the sentiment, even if he doesn't want the defense.

Xie Lian asking Shi Qingxuan to watch over Lan Ying and Banyue while he's under house arrest is such a big show of trust! But even though he does think Shi Qingxuan is a bit ridiculous at times, he's always trusted him to try and do right by other people.

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I can never get enough of those illustrations 😞

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I made a thing!

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SHAPESHIFTER AU

“S-Shizun…” the teen stammered, while a large black dog, much larger than his father's largest horse, had its head resting on the immortal cultivator's lap. “Should we call someone? Lord Liu…or the sect leader…?”

The other disciples looked at him as if he were the crazy one, and he had to stop himself from screaming there's a monster here and no one's doing anything?!

Yes, he knew that Master Shen was a peculiar type - certain rumors even reached mortals - but he didn't think that bringing a demonic monster to class was an appropriate thing to do!

There was no doubt in his mind that this being was a demonic creature, especially with those bloodshot red eyes! Eyes like those were a promise of slaughter.

“There is no need,” the immortal reassured him. “Today we will have a special guest for our lesson. He won't bother us. “

“But Shizun, your legs…”

“Yes, they will be a little numb, but I certainly can't move without bothering them,” the man said simply. “ Also, he had a tough few weeks, and he missed me. He tends to be clingy after so long away.”

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Me: I am going to make a quick animatic. No sweating it. No nice lineart. No worrying about frames being coherent

The universe:

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pt 2 to the tenko-izuku siblings au, theyre a preschooler & a preteen now 🌱 [pt.1]