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Eevee surprirse (more on ao3)

Summary:

“Hey, let it go! I saw it first!”

Jason looked up: the speaker was a boy of about ten, very, very short, with a bowl cut and determined blue eyes.

He was trying to go unnoticed but everything about him screamed rich kid from Bristol at first glance.

Plus, the expensive camera was an invitation to get robbed

“Is this your Eevee?” he asked.

The boy hesitated for a moment, before saying, “Of course It is! So I’m sorry, Robin, but you can���t have it.”

(It wasn't his pokemon)

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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The Price of Truth ( continue on ao3)

Speechless_since_1998

Summary:

Shang Qinghua should have known something was wrong the moment Mobei-jun asked him to have tea with him.

His king never wasted time on that sort of thing.

He wasn’t the type to decide it was okay to take a break, not when he was so intense, all the damn time.

But Shang Qinghua was tired: managing the logistics of both his Peak and an entire kingdom left very little time for general existence, and a cup of tea was a completely harmless thing that wouldn’t hurt anyone.

He’d forgotten what a shitty world he’d written.

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Lay all your love on me

"All right," he mumbled, his mouth dry and strange as if he had eaten too much cotton wool. "Can you call Lance? I'm sorry I missed him as my nurse. He must have been bloody sexy." Those present froze. Shiro looked at him with a mixture of horror and shock that would have been almost comical, while Hunk looked like he had just eaten something disgusting. Somehow, Coran was the only one who remained composed, "Ah, that's it. I had noticed something strange. I feared worse." "Worse than this?" Shiro squeaked. Coran nodded, "It seems that the red paladin's hybrid nature has altered the poison's effects. What for the full-blooded Galra would have proved deadly, for him is like an anti-inhibitor. It alters brain chemistry to remove any inhibitions, making it say whatever comes to mind. A sort of..." "Some kind of truth serum?" Hunk ended, his voice choked, in an almost adorable stammer. "Something like that, yes," the counsellor confirmed. ---- In which Keith is the victim of a failed attempt on his life, and when he wakes up, he can't help but say anything that comes to mind. And it seems that Lance has a fixed place in his thoughts.

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I'm in love with the shape of you

Summary:

"Y...you...can't...you..."

"What, I can't be attracted to my husband?"

“No, not in this body!” he protested, feeling his veins on fire and a part of his body screaming for more.

“And what’s wrong with this body?” Binghe asked, kissing his neck, making him shiver.

“W…well, my original body is…it’s ugly in comparison…I wasn’t elegant, I had glasses and…” oh god, he was biting him behind the ear. He grabbed his shoulders, his knees completely made of pudding, “…undignified, I had acne, bad breath, a nose that was too big and…”

There were a lot of other things wrong with his old appearance, very valid points, but Binghe’s tongue on his neck was making him forget what they were.

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"stop commenting on actress's bodies" nah actually I think I will continue to comment on the fact that since the rise of ozempic every second actress looks like she's about to blow away in a strong wind because I lived through heroin chic and normalised eating disorders and insane body expectations the FIRST fucking time and saw the damage it did so I'm personally not going to stay silent and let choice feminism make extreme weight loss "acceptable" just because tiktok has convinced some of yall that any choice a woman makes is Valid just because she's a fucking woman like are you all fucking serious right now

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If I had a nickel for every novel where Kassandra loved Aeneas I had two nickles

Which isn't much but it's still strange it happened twice

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Sleepy eepy Diomedes and his talking plushie.

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diomedes and his feral small dog

the mfs he’s talking to btw:

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Daddy's little girl

Summary:

She approached the bed, making Shen Qingqiu's heart beat faster, and he had to try hard not to go crazy.

"Keep it cool, keep it cool...ah, I can't do it!"

"Ning Yingying..." he tried to say, in a warning tone, but she, perhaps accustomed to the ways of original goods or because she was really so foolish, didn't listen to him.

Instead, she hugged him, wrapping her arms around his neck, and he froze, not knowing where to put his hands, the thought of what Luo Binghe would do to his hands in the future if he dared to touch one of his wives.

"Baba, I'm so sorry!" she cried on his shoulder, making his eyes widen.

Wait...had she just called him baba?!

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Would You Fall In Love With Me Again (Cover Ita) | EPIC: The Musical #ep…

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Bottom

Summary:

“Did you talk to Selina? His ex?! "

"Hey, she's cool" the other defended himself. "Of course, Clark is more cool, but he is Superman."

Jason thought that Talia al- Ghoul was more cool than Superman, but he knew how much Dick hated her, so he said, "Ok, I know I'm about to repent, but what did Selina told you?"

“That Bruce is totally a botton. "

Jason didn't even have time to horrify that a little voice asked, "What is a bottom?"

Both whitening. Suddenly sprouted as only he knew how to do, in the midst of them Tim appeared, who looked at the t-shirt in the hands of Dick with curiosity.

Dick was about to open his mouth, but Jason gave him an hit in the ribs.

“Ouch! I didn't even say anything! " the other protest.

“He is nine years old, asshole. You won't traumatize him! "

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I stack it in my mind, and I'm waitin' for the time when I show you what it's like to be words spit in a mic

Speechless_since_1998

Summary:

"Then you should know that you should never try to put a kid with his back to the wall," and in response, Lance kicked him in the stomach. His reaction came as a surprise to the Galra, who took a few steps back. Lance took the opportunity to lunge to the side and grab his blaster. As soon as he had it in his hand, he fired, hitting the alien's helmet. The helmet flew to the ground, and he was speechless. The Galra in front of him... he had pale skin like someone who hasn't seen the sun for years, purple scars on his cheeks, pitch-black eyes... and a decidedly human appearance. "You're human," he squeaked, almost like an accusation. The general rolled his eyes, while a trickle of blood slipped from his forehead, "I'm half human. What, you paladins haven't heard the rumours? Lotor only welcomes those like him. Those that the Empire considers scum." Half-blood, Lance understood. All the generals were mixed blood like the prince. __________________________________ Lance has the misfortune of always meeting a general of Lotor during his missions, and Keith finds the new Blue Paladin interesting.

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What bothers me the most about that Nolan's Odyssey poster is the dullness. Of all colors he could have picked, he chose the most boring, most basic, mud-like brown as if 1200 BCE Troy was 2003 Iraq.

Where are the colors? The vibrancy? The royal purple? The red? The rich blue? Like you can't tell me Penelope didn't send Odysseus to war with a chest filled with beautiful, different colored, capes she personally wove

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Hi, I'm GreeneySilvery.

You send your contact vía AO3 in regards of a collaboration for Atem/Seto fanfic in which Aten wants to seduce Kaiba.

I would like to know how did you envisioned it going.

Sincerely yours,

GreeneySilvery.

Pd.: I'm new to using this SM. Please, forgive any mistakes/misuse about this missive.

Don't worry, and thanks!

Ok, so, I'm aro/ace, so not very good with all the seduction part.

But I would play a lot on Seto's repression and how Atem understands that he could use everything to make the other blush: appreciation to his appearance, start dressing more uncovered, fleeting touches, less innocent touches than others, things like that.

In my mind Seto needs a subtle and kind seduction, before selling for Super Nasty Sex.

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Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.