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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue
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i am very willing to be a scold about the "i'm just a girl" stuff tbh. you're a person, sorry. you can make decisions and take responsibility for them. you're an agent. a subject with infinite dignity. etc.
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when you make a joke about adults who take childrens shows too seriously and the adults who take childrens shows too seriously find it
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Billy Solitario (American b.1972), Lee Circle at Twilight, Oil on canvas
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why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks
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the mcdonald's one where they go BA-DA-BA-BA-BA GO KILL YOURSELF
realest snl sketch of all time is the cecily strong/bobby moynihan sketch where they get fired from their job and start individually insulting every single coworker
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realest snl sketch of all time is the cecily strong/bobby moynihan sketch where they get fired from their job and start individually insulting every single coworker
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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
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Ryuichi Sakamoto with David Byrne and Adelle Lutz, 1988.
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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
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what googoo gaagaa taught me about sharing my toys
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