#clarks rules

[arttuff]

im excited to see the trailer!! LOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloomeng]

lesbian superbat doodle

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[the-purple-possum]

When I say I really want a Jason adopts tim fic, I don't mean I want him to become a parent at 19 to a teen like 2-4 years younger than him, I want Jason to meet Tim and decide that he wants Tim on his side.

I want Jason to adopt Tim as his Robin, like he decides that he wants to recruit this 15 year old that is some how the smartest and snarkiest person in Gotham. I don't want infantilised tim, I want a sorta Nani and Lilo sibling dynamic, but with a smaller age gap.

Like sure, Jason sees his little brother as some sort of soggy kitten that he must protect, but also a Tim that is very capable of looking after himself.

I want Tim to look at Jason, see Bruce back when he first donned the Cape and traffic light colours. And then in true Tim fashion decide to fix him, B was being too over protective since Red Hood showed up anyways.

Like imagine, Jason meeting Tim instead by accident when he drops in on a drug trade. Tim says some quip that throws him off his game while fighting. Jason basically losing to a very deadly fifteen year old who's not slept in 29 hours, and he thinks 'f it, I like the kid'. Then trying to recruit him consistently until Tim goes 'why tf not'.

I want enemies to caretaker, but they both think they're the caretaker

[windybluebelles]

Captain Marvel gets cursed to live by fae rules for a short amount of time, no biggy- he already lives by most of them either due to his own magical freakiness or just cuz he lives in Fawcett and would really rather not risk it.

It’s all going great till, Oh No! Superman decides to reveal his full legal name to his close friend and colleague. Shazam now owns Superman’s name, shit gang

Now, the person who cursed him wasn’t very good at cursing people, so Billy only really has to follow approximately- let’s say like 1/3 of every fae rule.

So when Clark Joseph Kent gives him his full name, he only has the right to take one out of three name. Clark isn’t overly happy about the whole situation, he quite likes his name, means alot to him, so Billy is like-

“Chill, chill, it’s fine”

Then they switch middle names.

…

This is all just a big post to talk about the fact that William Joseph Batson and Clark Joseph Kent have the same middle name and I find that really funny for no good reason

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.

He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.

Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!

Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”

The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”

Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.

Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.

(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)

[bisupergirl]

just started reading superboy (1994) and the way kon's preyed on by all these grown ass women is so crazy . . . DUBBILEX DO SOMETHING

[fandomnerd9602]

Lady Loki lands in the center of the room…

Fury: ma’am I ask you to please put down the scepter.

Loki locks eyes with Y/N who stands next to Fury and Clint…

Loki: (blushes) oh…h-hello

Y/N: hi.

Loki: I’m Loki of Asgard

Y/N: I’m (Y/N) of (insert hometown).

Loki: (giggles) perhaps you could show me around this place, oh great rule of (hometown).

Loki locks arms with Y/N…

Y/N: I would be delighted.

The two walk off arm in arm…

Fury: what just happened?

[ladyhawke]

BLACK SAILS (2014–2017) THE RINGS OF POWER (2022–)

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

I have a dumb idea

The justice league (Minus Clark and Diana) thinks that Robin is an immortal being that changes form every 5-10ish years because Bruce never told them he had different robins

Robin I and Bruce having issues near the end was just due to the transformation coming near

Robin II only lasting so long and Bruce’s grief after they attribute to something going wrong with the transformation and do think Robin is dead

However when Robin III comes they assume that Bruce’s grumpiness is attributed to him being over protective after the disaster of the last transformation

The Steph comes and goes back to Tim and they’re all thrown but like maybe this version of Robin is genderfluid and they don’t want to be rude so they don’t say anything

And when Damian comes after 5 years it just solidifies this theory as well as Robin probably being genderfluid cause of Carrie

Yes the bat kids have come to the watchtower as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler

Bruce is unaware

The batkids know and are keeping up the act as they wait for the perfect moment to descend from the celing, all wearing the robin uniform and traumatizing the Justice League

[yall-send-help]

i get that the whole ‘no metas in gotham (except duke)’ rule is funny and all but to me it would be so much funnier if there was a ‘no metas in gotham (except duke)’ rule and the only person it applied to was kon

imagine:

wally: *entering the batcave* why.

bruce: what?

wally: the new rule. why.

bruce: the new… are you talking about the ‘no metas in gotham’ rule?

wally: yes. why.

bruce: because.

wally: are you going to kick me out?

bruce: why would i do that?

wally: because-

bruce: you don’t count

wally: but-

bruce: don’t you have better things to do than argue with me? like be with your kids?

wally: fair point, see you later old man!

~~~~~

hal: *also entering the batcave* why.

bruce: *sighing* why what?

hal: the ‘no metas in gotham’ rule. why-

bruce: *still sighing* not you too

hal: why-

bruce: you don’t count

hal: wait what-

bruce: would you like to change your status as an exception? if not, leave me alone

hal: mhmm alright see you later baby

~~~~~

clark: *also entering the batcave bc i’m very imaginative* why.

bruce: what now?

clark: the ‘no metas in gotham’ rule. i thought you were better than that

bruce: you don’t count

diana: *standing next to clark* but bruce-

bruce: you don’t count either. now please, for the love of god, can i just be left alone?

~~~~~

dinah: *on some rooftop in gotham idk* hi batman

bruce: hello black canary, green arrow

oliver: wait… you’re not going to say anything?

bruce: about what?

oliver: about dinah

dinah: *head in hands* oh my god

bruce: again, about what?

oliver: well, you’re new ‘no metas in-‘

dinah: let it go

oliver: yeah, but-

bruce: i do not care if she is here, she used to live here

oliver: ok good because i was ready to beat your ass if you tried anything

~~~~~

ivy: *after a fight* so i guess now you’re going to try and kick me out of gotham now, huh?

batman: why would i do that?

ivy: because of you new ‘no metas-

batman: i sweat to god, if one more person brings up that rule

batman: *takes a deep breath* between the two of us, that rule is bullshit

ivy: so… you’re not going to try to-

batman: no. you’re going to arkham for ecological terrorism

ivy: great. see you in 3-5 business months

batman: see you then

but then…

kon: *walking past bruce on his way to see tim* sup

bruce: get out.

kon: but-

bruce: get out.

kon: oh, come on! the rule doesn’t apply to anyone else! why me?

bruce: because i don’t want you dating my children. get out.

[violent138]

Superbat parenting babies would be a breeze in my humble opinion. Bruce's medically well-versed enough and immune to even enhanced interrogation levels of sleeplessness, and loves kids and would probably be happy reading them stories to sleep every night.

And Clark could always tell if the kid swallowed fridge magnets/batteries/something else. Also, tell me which baby wouldn't enjoy Clark's presence and calmness. They'd be like little hamsters cajoled by the steadiness of his hold.

[jesncin]

Lois Lane and some guy

[paranormal-taters]

the MAwS creators really went so hard with the parallels in the first episode.

young Clark having just discovered his powers through the act of saving a mother and her baby, fully illuminated by the sun, questioning who he is, and then looking down lovingly on his home.

adult Clark, now having fully realized his powers after saving Lois and Jimmy (and inadvertently the entire city), illuminated by the sun once again, still questioning who he is, and then looking down lovingly when he hears Lois calling for him.

it's the fact that this man is defined by love. even in the midst of some very isolated self-discovery and realizations that he is fundamentally, deeply different from the people around him, in spite of the pain and suffering he has to experience to protect them, all of that pales in comparison to just how much he loves them. he doesn't know who he is, but he knows who they are. they're his family. they're his friends.

they're humanity. and he loves them.

[phielows]

Love it how the almost everyone in the fandom collectigely agrees that even if its either, Selina, Clark, Two face, or even Diana that was being shipped to Bruce, we all just nod our heads to the fact that Bruce is in fact the bottom in all those ships.

[crayfee]

Do we have a name for this dude? (guy who used to be head of the facility [I think] before he fell into a coma and Maverick took over from him.)

He looks like a Marcus.

I vote we call him Marcus.