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Bruce: How can you afford this on a reporters salary?
Clark: Oh Lex owes me child support.
Bruce: What?
Clark: Yeah, any damage Kon causes as superboy I mark as “after school activities.”
#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batfamily#clark kent#superman#kon el superboy#conner kent#batman#bruce wayne#Lex Luthor#they’re coparents your honor
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Since Bruce is a celebrity everyone assumes his PR team runs his socials but since he's a cluster of paranoia he refuses to let anyone else do it. That means when he randomly tweets something out of pocket he has the perfect excuse.
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BRUCE WAYNE TWEETS : "Had a meeting with share holders today and I finally understand why red hood had a bag of severed heads" AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my social media manager for my last tweet" BUT STILL DOESN'T TAKE IT DOWN.
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Clark, trying to be nonchalant : hey I wanted to ask about your post from yesterday.
[a picture of Alfred's cooking posted on IG with the caption "dinner almost looks as delicious as @thesupermanofsteel 🤤"]
Bruce *sweating bullets under the cowl and pretending to work *: oh I haven't seen what my team posted yet.
Clark *immediately burning the bouquet he brought to confess his feelings before Bruce sees* : oh, okay
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At a gala
Lex Luther: so I saw your last tiktok
[video of the Waynes on vacation captioned "with the wind in my hair and my kids by my side, @lexluther can't relate"]
Bruce in full Brucie mode : you know how it is with media managers, lexy. I mean yours just posted a whole Twitter rant saying I had work done and then deleted it an hour later HAha, can you believe it!
Lex who can definitely believe it because he wrote that rant himself at 2am :........ Umh...... I'll have to see who's responsible for that.
#batman#bruce wayne#worlds finest#superbat fanfiction#clark kent#superbat#superman#dc comics#superbat fic#bruce x clark#lex luthor#twitter#instagram#writing prompt#writing#social media#pr team
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First images from season 3 of MAWS!
(Images credits: ToonamiSquad & FanboyFighter)
#My Adventures with Superman#Superman#Lois Lane#Clark Kent#Clois#Jimmy Olsen#Supergirl#Superboy#Kara Zor-El#Conner Kent#Lex Luthor#Deathstroke#Slade Wilson#Amanda Waller#mr mxyzptlk#DC Comics#Adult Swim
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I tried something new
Part 1 -> Part 2
Masterpost
#DC#DCU#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#Lex Luthor#Nightwing#Robin#Batman#Superman#Superbat#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Cassandra Cain#Batgirl#Black Bat#Wayne Family Adventures#WFA#Damian's username isn't a representation of his character at all but rather a nod to that one DCAMU movie because I thought it was funny#Don't take it too seriously#Tim's username is based on that one comic panel I saw where he stayed up all night and Alfred found him like that#It just stuck with me and I wanted to honor it#Also Alfred here is Damian's cat Alfred
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Part 23! Clark ate Lex up ngl
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#batman#dc#bruce wayne#lex luthor#Clark kent#superman#kal el#richard grayson#nightwing#oliver queen#green arrow#conner kent#kon el kent#kon el#superboy#batfam#batfamily twitter au#dc batfam#superfam#arrowfam#social media au
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My Adventures With Superman Season 3 News
- Season 3 was greenlit around February
- S3E1 has finished voice recording
- About four and a half of S3 episodes are written
- Superboy confirmed for S3
- Lex Luthor will go bald in S3
- Kara really joins the group in S3
#blackdagger 456#my adventures with superman#maws#my adventures with superman s3#maws season 3#superman#supergirl#kal el#kara zor el#clark kent#kara danvers#lois lane#jimmy olsen#kon el#superboy#lex luthor#amanda waller#dc#connor kent
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stop me if youve seen this before
#art#dc#dc fanart#my adventures with superman#maws#lex luthor#lois lane#clark kent#slade wilson#maws lex luthor#maws lois lane#maws clark kent#maws slade wilson#clois#wtf would the lexslade tag be LMAOO#this is my first time drawing everyone i guess i just thought the joke was that funny i brute forced my way through it
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one thing about brainiac, is if he is going to be putting himself in another man's body, he is going to be getting their tits OUT
#mans cannot stop himself from pasting his logo across another man's bare chest huh?#brainiac#justice league#justice league unlimited#jlu#maws#my adventures with superman#maws season 2#maws spoilers#lex luthor#clark kent#dc#dc comics
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I want these three and this composition in every universe.😇🙏🌎🌍🌏💫
The CEOs of the two neighboring major cities, each of which is in control of his own city are obsessed with one dull and unremarkable country man(the most powerful man on earth)...this is one of DC canon...!😭😭🙏😇😇
#superbat#clex#my adventures with superman#bruce wayne x clark kent#lex luthor#superman#batman#fanart
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not excited for the ‘meet the parents’ dinner with kon
“What are your intentions with my son?” um okay what are your intentions with Metropolis city?
“What are your intentions with my son?” what are your intentions with my father??
#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#timkon#kon el#conner kent#superbat#clark kent#lex luthor
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“Sorry for choosing the billionaire with a six pack and morals, I guess.”
— Clark Kent, when pressed by a furious Lex Luthor as to what, exactly, separates him from Bruce Wayne as a potential romantic interest.
#silly quotes#bruce wayne#batman#dc#Clark kent#superman#superbat#lex Luthor#I can’t tell what’s funnier#if he knows who Bruce is#or if he doesn’t
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The Man in question:
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
#a wild battinson#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#the batman 2022#batman 2022#the batman#dc universe#battinson needs a hug#gotham#soft bruce wayne#gothamite#only in gotham#gotham city#social media au#social media#superman#clark kent#lex luthor#metropolis#a wild superguy#the daily planet#daily planet#superbat
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Their clone baby is gonna eat this art style up so hard. I need him in the show in later seasons.
#dc#dc comics#superman#lex luthor#my adventures with superman#superboy#clark kent#kon el#kal el#maws season 2#maws#conner kent
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"So, I talked to Clark today."
"Hm," Bruce grunts, as the voice of his eldest fills the Batcave. He has a brief idea of what this is about.
"What did you do, Bruce?"
Bruce leans back in his seat. "When Superman first created an account on Twitter, Clark figured it would only be a matter of time before Luthor followed suit. So, he approached me for help. He had the idea of taking up every handle that Luthor could possibly use for himself." He pauses. "I thought it was childish and irresponsible."
"Naturally."
"Nevertheless, I helped him out by developing a program that would generate all possible combinations of usernames involving the words "Lex" and "Luthor." It developed all possible combinations by cross-referencing—"
"I get the jist, thanks."
Bruce grunts. "So we generated the usernames, and Clark used the Batcomputer and his superspeed to create all the accounts. That very night, Luthor created his own account without being able to use 'Lex Luthor' in his name."
Dick whistles, and he can hear another voice whooping in the background. "I see Tim is visiting Bludhaven."
Dick ignores the change in subject. "Wait, is that the day I found the Batcomputer keyboard completely annihilated? Because you and Clark wanted to pull a fast one on Luthor?"
"...There were a lot of usernames."
"Well played, B! I didn't know you had it in you! I apologize for all the times I called you humorless."
"Hm."
"So that's why you and Clark were giggling so much that morning, huh?"
Bruce stills. "I didn't... giggle."
Dick laughs on the other side, while Haley's barks and Tim's laughter filter in from the background. "I heard you, Bruce. I was there."
"At 6 in the morning?"
"Yeah, I wanted to use the bars in the cave, but when I showed up, the both of you were bent over the Batcomputer giggling about something." He chuckles lightly. "I didn't say anything because I knew you wouldn't tell me anyway."
"Hn."
"Oh, chill out. So I saw you being a human being, big deal." Dick sounds exasperated, but Bruce can hear the smile in his voice. He allows himself a small one as well.
"Hm."
"So, was it worth it?"
Bruce thinks about the way Luthor's face had turned red with rage, so red that he could make it out with startling clarity even from the heavily pixelated picture Clark had sent him. The picture, of course, had been taken when he'd gone over to LexCorp as Superman to discreetly spy through Luthor's window and enjoy his reaction in real time.
"It was."
Amidst Dick's snickers, Tim's voice pipes up. "For amateurs, it was a solid prank, Bruce. But I think it's time to take it to the next logical step."
Bruce stops. He takes a moment to think about the millions of possible consequences and ramifications that this could lead to. He considers his options. He comes to a definitive decision.
"I'm listening."
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Here's the link to the video Bruce linked if anyone is interested. It's actually really funny, I recommend checking it out.
First <- Part 4 <- Part 5 -> Part 6
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#DC#DCU#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#Jason Todd#Lois Lane#Tim Drake#Batman#Superman#Nightwing#Red Hood#Red Robin#Lex Luthor#Ngl I'm kind of proud of this one. pls don't flop
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My Adventures with Superboy
#PLEASE i need him in season 3#my adventures with superman#maws#kon el#conner kent#superboy#superman#i hope he does show up at some point in the show. he deserves to have an appearance#plus i think they could do it in an interesting way#in my head he's standing across from the clone tubes#that's why the lighting is green. he's in the depths of cadmus#but yeah. i love him :)#it was kinda weird to draw him bc this is very much not my usual kon design#but i wanted to make it look legit(ish) so i had to keep it similar to clark#i assumed they'd go w the lex luthor origin for him so i tried to add a couple slight lex features#like the slightly narrower eyes and sharper face#so. yeah!#art#my art#weaverofink
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