#pr team

[secretidentie]

Since Bruce is a celebrity everyone assumes his PR team runs his socials but since he's a cluster of paranoia he refuses to let anyone else do it. That means when he randomly tweets something out of pocket he has the perfect excuse.

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BRUCE WAYNE TWEETS : "Had a meeting with share holders today and I finally understand why red hood had a bag of severed heads" AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my social media manager for my last tweet" BUT STILL DOESN'T TAKE IT DOWN.

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Clark, trying to be nonchalant : hey I wanted to ask about your post from yesterday.

[a picture of Alfred's cooking posted on IG with the caption "dinner almost looks as delicious as @thesupermanofsteel 🤤"]

Bruce *sweating bullets under the cowl and pretending to work *: oh I haven't seen what my team posted yet.

Clark *immediately burning the bouquet he brought to confess his feelings before Bruce sees* : oh, okay

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At a gala

Lex Luther: so I saw your last tiktok

[video of the Waynes on vacation captioned "with the wind in my hair and my kids by my side, @lexluther can't relate"]

Bruce in full Brucie mode : you know how it is with media managers, lexy. I mean yours just posted a whole Twitter rant saying I had work done and then deleted it an hour later HAha, can you believe it!

Lex who can definitely believe it because he wrote that rant himself at 2am :........ Umh...... I'll have to see who's responsible for that.

[meadow-lands-faerie]

I have to say, the Neil Gaiman tumblr page has been reaaaaaal quiet since these accusations came out. Like, radio silent. I was getting at least five posts a day from his blog coming up on my dash, and since the day it became public he was being investigated, not a peep.

Maybe he had a pr team and advisor for his tumblr page the whole time. Maybe the told him to be quiet. Maybe he decided himself. I wonder what would have happened to his comments and reblogs had he continued as normal.

[iaminpossesionofheadtrauma]

kendrick’s pr team rn

[jacks-weird-world]

[castelias-cat-queen]

Hello, people of Rotomblr! This is the Castelia Mayor's Office Public Relations Team with an important announcement!

We have received a fair amount of negative feedback on the labelling of 'Elevated', and would like to offer some measure of explanation.

The socially common term 'Eeby Deeby', also adopted by some in the scientific community, is preferred typically because of its lack of previous meanings and associations, but unfortunately in a Legal Document it lacks some of the gravitas that is required to really make the guidelines flow properly.

The term 'Elevated' was chosen as some Humans turned Pokémon are known to regard their experience, changes, and new body rather negatively, particularly in cases where the events leading to the change were traumatic or resulting from an unfortunate random chance. 'Elevated' was meant to allow some people to reclaim their confidence in their new forms and remain positive moving forward, whilst also remaining distinct when added to the wording of legislative documents.

We are currently floating the idea of an amendment to existing legislation, to replace the term 'Elevated' with something more generic or descriptive. The wording must be concise yet descriptive and match the tone of legal documents.

Current candidates are 'Changed', 'Reformed', 'NewBodied', 'PokéPeople', 'PokéFolk', and 'PokéFormed'.

Please send in opinions and alternative options to our ask box, and we will have a Poll when we're ready to decide on the final wording change upon confirmation of the possibility of an amendment.

As always, we thank you for your feedback, and want to make sure you get to have a say in how Castelia is run!

Thank you for your time,

-Castelia Mayor PR Team

[its-yours-truly]

What the hell bruh. Logan Paul -the man who went into the Suicide Forest and recorded dead bodies and still uploaded the video knowing there's dead bodies in the video- is mentioning people like DogPack, Rosanna and even Tommyinnit and calling them fruits and veggies. He is not beating these haters. And then him and KSI sit there and just start making jokes out of the moldy cheese. Like KSI your songs age like cheese. I don't wanna hear you say "I like my cheese moldy bruh." Then eat those moldy Lunchly boxes my boy.

They really do need a P.R. team.

Video who is giving me info:

[djgreeniscool]

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Possibly very old or immortal (Taught Jimmy Savile how to DJ...?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

[wof-adoption-au]

Hey! We're working on getting our dragons indexed right now! Sabrina figures that if people can see them, they'll want to visit!

~ 💥

[reviewsdefinitionofsatisfaction]

Taylor’s pr team trying too hard!

April 8:

Matthew Healy ‘s Birthday April 8th 1989: age 30

11 April: 

[nando161mando]

The importance of a good PR team

[darkmoongodess]

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[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[residueofsomething]

Guide to K-pop: From Trainee to Post-Disbandment Part.8 of 12

Life of idol companies consist of promotions and people involved: There are many behind-the-scenes people helping the artists on-stage. They are seen in their behind clips of their performances and appearances. They are mentioned in their awards acceptance speeches. These people range from hair and makeup team, costume or stylist, PR team, marketing team, social media team, managers,…

[crowlixcx]

All hail, Macbeth, that shalt be king hereafter!

MACBETH at The Donmar Warehouse (x)

[inkskinned]

one of the things that's the most fucking frustrating for me about arguing with climate change deniers is the sheer fucking scope of how much it matters. sweating in my father's car, thinking about how it's the "hottest summer so far," every summer. and there's this deep, roiling rage that comes over me, every time.

the stakes are wrong, is the thing. that's part of what makes it not an actual debate: the other side isn't coming to the table with anything to fucking lose.

like okay. i am obviously pro gun control. but there is a basic human part of me that can understand and empathize with someone who says, "i'm worried that would lead to the law-abiding citizens being punished while criminals now essentially have a superpower." i don't agree, but i can tell the stakes for them are also very high.

but let's say the science is wrong and i'm wrong and the visible reality is wrong and every climate disaster refugee is wrong. let's say you're right, humans aren't causing it or it's not happening or whatever else. let's just say that, for fun.

so we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making the earth cleaner, and then it turns out we didn't need to do that. oops! we cleaned the earth. our children grow up with skies full of more butterflies and bees. lawns are taken over with rich local biodiversity. we don't cry over our electric bills anymore. and, if you're staunchly capitalist and i need to speak ROI with you - we've created so many jobs in developing sectors and we have exciting new investment opportunities.

i am reminded of kodak, and how they did not make "the switch" to digital photography; how within 20 years kodak was no longer a household brand. do we, as a nation, feel comfortable watching as the world makes "the switch" while we ride the laurels of oil? this boggles me. i have heard so much propaganda about how america cannot "fall behind" other countries, but in this crucial sector - the one that could actually influence our own monopolies - suddenly we turn the other cheek. but maybe you're right! maybe it will collapse like just another silicone valley dream. but isn't that the crux of capitalism? that some economies will peter out eventually?

but let's say you're right, and i'm wrong, and we stopped fracking for no good reason. that they re-seed quarries. that we tear down unused corporate-owned buildings or at least repurpose them for communities. that we make an effort, and that effort doesn't really help. what happens then? what are the stakes. what have we lost, and what have we gained?

sometimes we take our cars through a car wash and then later, it rains. "oh," we laugh to ourselves. we gripe about it over coffee with our coworkers. what a shame! but we are also aware: the car is cleaner. is that what you are worried about? that you'll make the effort but things will resolve naturally? that it will just be "a waste"?

and what i'm right. what if we're already seeing people lose their houses and their lives. what if it is happening everywhere, not just in coastal towns or equatorial countries you don't care about. what if i'm right and you're wrong but you're yelling and rich and powerful. so we ignore all of the bellwethers and all of the indicators and all of the sirens. what if we say - well, if it happens, it's fate.

nevermind. you wouldn't even wear a mask, anyway. i know what happens when you see disaster. you think the disaster will flinch if you just shout louder. that you can toss enough lives into the storm for the storm to recognize your sacrifice and balk. you argue because it feels good to stand up against "the liberals" even when the situation should not be political. you are busy crying for jesus with a bullhorn while i am trying to usher people into a shelter. you've already locked the doors, even on the church.

the stakes are skewed. you think this is some intellectual "debate" to win, some funny banter. you fuel up your huge unmuddied truck and say suck it to every citizen of that shitbird state california. serves them right for voting blue!

and the rest of us are terrified of the entire fucking environment collapsing.

[castelias-cat-queen]

What about pet Joltik and Galvantula that get sick in the aerosol crossfire? What about that? I’m scared for my pet. She doesn’t deserve this. None of the bug pokemon do.

Res assured that the automated aerosol systems feature a controlled release that only sprays in the direction of unregistered Pokémon which are scanned and match the biological signals of Pokémon designated as target species.

If your Pokémon are properly registered, either by their unique Pokéball IDs or Microchips, then they will be avoided by the controlled release systems.