#cheating quotes for her

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[santoshkukreti04-blog]

Heartbreak is a universal experience, and navigating through it can be challenging. In this article, we explore 50 sad cheating quotes that resonate with the pain of betrayal and offer solace. Join us on a journey of healing, understanding, and finding strength in the face of heartbreak.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

marriage life.

[taxinealkaloids]

kill your darling, it's just that easy!

[jameskinniesrise]

i dunno why i hc all the blacks as extremely white, pale, tim burton-esque features but i bellatrix and andromeda as slightly tanned with rounder feautures.

[random-autie-fangirl]

Shoutout to a bunch of voices crushing on the Razor

Voice of the Broken: She doesn't want us. Voice of the Contrarian: You're just saying that because you want her to be into you. Voice of the Broken: I know. I thought I was being obvious.

Voice of the Paranoid: Maybe it'll work! Maybe it'll throw her off. I know I'd be thrown off if she started flirting with us. Voice of the Contrarian: Yeah, because you'd be into it. Voice of the Paranoid: No comment.

Voice of the Stubborn: I'm into it. Voice of the Cheated: I can't say I mind either. If it weren't for all the cheating, I'd say she's pretty cute.

Bonus:

Hero doesn't know if he's into the Razor

[manygeese]

I just listened to Epic the musical and DAM! hera’s my favorite and that is my only takeaway

(that and that “there are other ways” is my favorite song)

[moeblob]

Marin is just the town's cat. She can be found lounging about in the sun and knocking stuff off of roofs (it's not her fault if you put stuff that high up). She arrived in the town on her second life and then just. Opted to never leave. She gives a lot of people nicknames (such as Ren is Renke to everyone else and he will throw a punch if anyone else tries calling him Ren)... and despite her willingness to help people, she is very respectful of secrets. If she sees things she shouldn't "know" then that's fine, she won't tell anyone. So everyone in town lets her do whatever and wherever she wants.

[lesbovalentine]

god i love akane kurashiki. i love a woman who does terrible things for her goals. girls who recreate the very thing that killed them, forcing other survivors of the same event AND new participants to contribute to save a girl who died 9 years ago… the way she attributes everything to a “higher power” but by her own definition has taken a bit of godhood for herself and who has no clue how to live for herself and not some grander purpose in 5d chess like its so easy to view her motivations in the second nonary game as selfish - all this damage all this time spent planning something so terrible just to save herself. but its also all for these noble plans she’s convinced herself that, as possibly the only person who can live in past present future and all their different possibilities, she has to act out. she’s so everything

[therighthandofvengeance]

“My shoes are too tight, but it’s okay— I have forgotten how to dance.”

He’s literally doing the Macarena?

[mythological-mayhem]

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 23

Zeus: You know, you can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

Zeus: For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry.

[aaandbackstabbed]

Scrooge: can I trust you, Goldie?

Goldie: if you like. But where’s the fun in that

[thingsphoenix21]

Ares: Okay, Heph, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?

Aphrodite: We weren't doing anything!

Ares: Dite, he just saw us.

Aphrodite: Shhh. Maybe he didn't.

Ares: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.

Aphrodite: No, come on, that is a lie. We made love and I'm pregnant of twins... But.. I..

Ares*whispering to Dite*: Dite, chill!

Ares *now looking at Heph*: Okay, we sleep together and she's pregnant, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because... She was sad, and I was really really alone.

Aphrodite: Yeah, you started it! You've left me. I've got to chill.

Ares: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..

Aphrodite: We feel so terrible about this, Heph. I couldn't sleep, I feel awful, trust me. Ares: Yeah, but it did happen, so...

*Hephaestus still holding the groceries looking at both of them*

Ares: Heph?

Aphrodite: Heph, pleas say something. Anything. I can't stand this.

Hephaestus: So you two are..?

Ares and Aphrodite: Yeah.

Aphrodite: Dear, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.

Hephaestus: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?

Aphrodite: No, but you know what I mean. We're married...

Hephaestus: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.

Aphrodite: What you doing with that net?

Hephaestus* squeaky voice while holding the net*: I'm fine!

Ares: Really? Brother put the net down, please.

Hephaestus *still holding the net*: Absolutely. Aphrodite: Dear, the net. Down.

Hephaestus *Very Squeaky voice and about to throw the net*: I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky...

*throws the net at them*

Hephaestus: Now I'm fine. EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!

[dawnthefox24]

*Rumiko is having a cheat day to herself till Hanzo walked in and see's her eating some cheesecake* Young Hanzo: Can I have some? Rumiko:*Is holding a fork with a half eaten cheesecake* It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

[ivyprism]

See, I'm smiling (Lyrics Thing)

Warning: Implied cheating, bad relationship, arguing, past/flashback, implied divorce, short, etc. -----

Marguerite, holding her face: You know what makes me crazy? I'm sorry, can I say this? *Marguerite turns towards her (ex) husband with a glare* Marguerite, getting up: You know what makes me nuts? The fact that we could be together here together... Chad: Marguerite- Marguerite, holding up her hand: Sharing our night, spending our time and you are gonna choose someone else to be with- Chad: That's not what I'm- Marguerite: No, you are! Chad: That's not- Marguerite: Yes, Chad, that's exactly what you're doing: You could be here with me or be there with them- *Marguerite holds her hands up and glares at him. She drops her hands* Marguerite: As usual, guess which you pick! Chad: Marguerite- I have to go-! Marguerite: No, Chad, you do not have to go to another party - with the same twenty jerks you already know. *Marguerite backs away from him as he walks towards her* Marguerite: You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday and you could- *Marguerite scoffs* Marguerite: God forbid. *Marguerite turns back to him as she glares* Marguerite: Even see my show! *Marguerite begins to walk away as he tries to touch her* Marguerite: And I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends– *She growls at him as he scoffs* Chad: You're crazy- Marguerite: No, I'm not, no I'm not! And the point is, Chad, that you can't spend a single day- *She points at him* Marguerite: That's not about you and you and nothing but you.... Mahvelous novelist, you! Isn't he wonderful, just twenty-eight! *Marguerite turns away as she covers her face and wipes her eyes* Marguerite: The savior of writing! You and you and nothing but you- Miles and piles of you! *Marguerite turns back to him and huffs* Marguerite: Pushing through windows and bursting through walls. En route to the sky! And I… *Marguerite wipes her face* Marguerite: I swear to God, I'll never understand! How you can stand there, straight and tall, and see I'm crying and not do anything at all… -------

Song: See I'm Smiling from The Last Five Years

[justletmeon12]

Charlie: Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny.