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Tezcatlipoca: Is this a good idea?  Tezcatlipoca: Probably not.  Tezcatlipoca: Do I care?  Tezcatlipoca: No.

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Tezcatlipoca: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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I've been away for a WHILE lmfao hiiii

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDvMuW6PLxj/?igsh=b3J4ZDA3YW5tcjhs

Average Shesh x Quetzalcoatl convo

🙏🙏🙏 yes actually

who is calling who though (also both of them would say "no" and then secretly send each other their entire bank accounts)

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Ares: To everyone who has treated me poorly, I am sexier than you.

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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Don’t worry; it seems no one cares either. Why does no one respond to my messages?

I’m not asking for donations, nor do I expect anyone to give me money. All I want is a kind word, for someone to ask about me and my family, so we can feel that we haven’t been forgotten.

Have you assumed we no longer exist? As if we’ve become lost souls that no one sees or cares about. My messages remain unanswered, as if they were never written.

Please, just ask about us, so we can feel that we’re still a part of this world.

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Shesh: What's your time zone then?

Quetzalcoatl: Pst

Shesh: Yeah?

Shesh:

Shesh: Oh, Pacific Standard Time 😭😭

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Thoughts on Xochipilli and Xochiqueztal? They are my favesss

Love them both!!

Xochipilli would love Tumblr tbh (he'd run like. a gimmick blog if he had Tumblr)

xochiquetzal is an ICON

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Tezcatlipoca: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Cop: You ran a red light.  Tezcatlipoca: So did you, hypocrite.  Cop: I was following you.  Tezcatlipoca: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.  Cop: Get out.

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old dionysus drawing i did!!! i just forgot to post this i think,, WELL HERE IT IS!! i might alter his design a little hehe

close up in the cut

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Hermes: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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The day I started posting about #myths was the best day of my life.

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Odysseus: I don't dab. I stab.

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Boop

boop x 2

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This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share my pinned any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤Thanks

this is a scam guys

I don't think I need to explain but yeah

(search up the words of the ask if you want confirmation from people who are better experienced at this stuff than I am)