#but the irony

[birdgowrl]

it’s the way p21 fans were just coming for larkin kids for that tiktok & now p21 is yet again facing bullying allegations lolll

[lilac-whump]

I don't know what's funnier: sitting down to read my Dracula Daily while at the plasma donation center

Or

Sitting down to read Dracula and the plasma donation center being unable to extract my blood.

[whispers-of-delphi]

As an Apollo devotee I find it fucking hilarious that I can't keep hyacinths alive.

I've bought at least three of them and they die within days of bringing them home.

[bloomingundertheshadows]

Somehow, the producers cast 3 people who just want to find a connection and then never date anyone else on the show and 3 people who want to date everyone one the show, and then forced them to date each other.

[fierce-little-miana]

Sen says to the girl who has just been turned into a rasetsu for no good reasons.

[itsyourstarboy]

It's International Transgender Day of Visibility and my mom has the audacity to bring me this

*crying*

[rainia]

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

[illumerie]

all of humanity in his hands

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[madame-helen]

[cilly-the-writer]

NEVER ENDING

right after the

END

ROAD WORK

sign,

comes the

ROAD

WORK

AHEAD

sign

it's always like that, huh?

always beginning again

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

The lack of shipping wars in the Scum Villian fandom is really fucking funny because we all ship different people with the main character Shen Qingqiu, and instead of fighting about it, we collectively decided that he deserves to have a harem consisting of every single guy in the book.

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]