#why are you booing me i’m right

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[mostlyjustgoose]

Laios is absolutely the kind of guy where you’re like “oh this dude is completely a virgin and has no idea about anything” and then one day over dinner when folks are snickering at dirty jokes they think he doesn’t get he just says “I know what fisting is” and takes another big bite of sandwich

[stimpakpup]

john hancock fallout 4 and cooper howard fallout tv show would have vicious gay sex

[emotionalmotionsicknessxx]

[boywonderloverr]

Spencer Reid headcanons bc im bored

(some of these might be implied canon or close to canon but idk im just hyperfocused on reid and i gotta yap about him)

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- he gets cold very easily, always wearing lots of layers

-he cuts his own hair because he doesn't like hairdressers. sometimes he enlists garcia or jj to help

-he is prone to trying to mask his autistic traits but over time, with encouragement and support from the team, gets more comfortable with unmasking

-plant dad

-excessive emoji user

-he is a big light hater!!! he will never use the big light

-he plays the piano and the violin. he can read sheet music of course, but he likes to learn by ear

-garcia buys him a fidget toy one day and he loves it. one fidget toy soon becomes a collection

-also fidgets with his friends' hands and hair

-eidetic memory + echolalia/vocal stimming = recieting random excerpts from random books/writings/movies/recordings etc. over and over

-he has ibs. he's a tummyache AND headache girl

-endless collection of funky socks (canon!)

-he has a tic disorder or tourettes. most of his tics are motor tics in his face. scrunching/raising his eyebrows, pursing his lips, blinking tics, clicking his tongue, head turning/jerking, things like that

-one of those people who didn't know colonel was pronounced 'kernel' until he was an adult because he'd only ever read the world before

-he knows how to sew

-derek calls garcia babygirl. garcia calls spencer babygirl. mostly to confuse rossi

- "i know a guy."

-scared of birds but pretends he isn't

-forces anyone on the bau he can to go to renaissance festivals with him and talks about historical inaccuracies the whole time

-he doesn't own a hairbrush or comb he just uses his fingers

[jetblxck]

people hating on danger days is a wild fucking concept to me. like what do you mean you hear this album and don’t want to fuck shit up

[plants-and-poetry-and-punching]

I love trans Ritchie headcannons. you just know this guy has the hatsune miku binder

[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

[orb0]

Dragon saying a child is a parent's weak spot.

Crocodile a fucking warlord taking that literally and being beat by some fucking kid (his child)

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Good Omens is just Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for bisexuals who were forced to go to Sunday school

[robinsversion]

My favorite frame from Hbomberguy’s latest video

[jonathanbyersphd]

Stranger Things is actually about how much everyone loves Will Byers btw

[n3felibata]

How it feels to be a stolitz shipper who dislikes the idea of Stolas losing his title and working for IMP:

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Ya'll be hating on Jess but the tea is if Miles was in Gwen's position and he let The Spot get away like she did -- Peter B. would have RAN to Miguel to fix it instead of letting his mentoree go to Mumbattan to try to fix it the way Jess let Gwen.

He would've tied Miles to a tree and tripped over those little bunny slippers of his running to Miguel. He would've ratted on Miles ASAP then ask Miguel fix the issue lets be SO FRFR right now!!

Say what you want to about Jess but she's WAY more down for Gwen and way more trusting of Gwen than Peter is for Miles.

Jess treats Gwen with more trust and respect than Peter with Miles. 10 times outta 10.

I'mma stand on that. on my mama I will

[bakugo-th]

people call Zoro's backstory/trauma basic or boring as if they didn't cry over Bridge to Terabithia

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

I can’t get over the fact that Chilchuck from Dungeon Menshi is just an anime version of the 38 year old man from Flapjack.