#but no one else is

[theorahsart]

Fellow autistic ppl- do you ever hyper fixate over smth really, really niche, and then find your brain is just like super tired because there is very little outlet for the niche thing you're super into and you can't really talk about it with anyone?

I much prefer when I'm hyper fixating over smth everyone knows about so I can talk about it more and just literally get it outside of my head haha

[wayfaringauthorofficial]

WIP EXCERPT

“What’s going on there? Is she acting different?”

“I can’t tell. She’s not talking to me… but I think she knows something. I tried drugging her.”

“Does she know what we did?”

“That I took her? I don’t know. But she woke up screaming, probably from a dream, and she wouldn’t let me touch her. She’s always called me her dad, always referred to me as the only family she has… but now she’s different. All I know is she joined some website with her friend and won’t shut up about it.”

“What’s the site called?”

“I don’t know. It’s about pen pals or something. That’s all I remember.”

“Oh my god. It’s DearYou. I think she found [REDACTED].”

“What do we do?”

“I don’t know. Keep an eye on her. Lock her door if you have to- but they can’t remember each other. He knows too much.”

[lesbiansasuk3]

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[curiouslyeasy]

i feel like a cartoon character, not in the fun sort of way, more like the im-repeatedly-being-smashed-by-a-hammer sort of way. 

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[starridge]

from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness

[a-flickering-soul]

what people need to understand is that ariana grande is able to pull off every single one of galinda's physical gags because that woman was in the comedy trenches of nickelodeon's victorious and anyone who was forced to show feet in front of dan schneider is walking away with a level of commitment to the bit that human beings were not built to perceive

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[hansoeii]

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[eydilily]

small victories ^^

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[sexygaywizard]

How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg