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I am such a dysfunctional human being. What do you mean I lose all my energy and motivation to do what I was supposed to do today just because of an unforeseen SMALL event that caused a slight hitch in my mental schedule????
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Me: yippee yahoo! Im free of theatre stress! I can focus on writing and enjo-
My sciatic nerve: *gets fucking pinched*
Me: hng- hold on- ungh..
#can i have a moment#the emt came to my house bc i was like 'this is a kidney stone fs'#its not denied a kidney stone#but it probably isnt#but it fucking hURTS#FREE ME#Let ME LIVE#bruh talks#chronic illness
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research
This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all
#shut up dave#cause like. i got 7 i think?#which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average#MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages#hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time
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Part 44! Fun fact, I actually am a natural ginger, but I have been able to gaslight a specific few people into thinking that I'm blonde and just dye it. They've thought that for at least two years at this point. I want to see how long it can go lmao
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#twitter au#thank you guys for being so patient while waiting for this update! The next one will probably be a lot sooner#also if its not clear Jason isnt actually ginger he just decided to cause problems lmao#dc#Bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#Tim drake#red robin#duke thomas#the signal#damian wayne#robin#hal jordan#green lantern#barry allen#the flash#batfam#batfamily twitter au#justice league#social media au#dc comics#the justice league#dc universe#dcau#good dad bruce wayne
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deadpooldansen anyone
#brainrot has reached critical mass had to turn them into 2000s animation meme#i have never proper animated in my life idk what the fuck im doing hopefully this isnt too terrible#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine and deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#james logan howlett#wolverpool#poolverine#deadclaws#xmen#x men#marvel#gif#gif art#gif animation#animation meme#art#mikart#mikanimation#<- tag that will never be used again probably
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vanity
#cassandra cain#cass cain#batgirl#batgirl 2000#cassandra cain batgirl#dc#dc comics#batman#barbara gordon#spoiler dc#dc spoiler#stephanie brown#this was inspired by the soul arc of batgirl (46-50?) with the bad trip and the babsgirl costume and all that.....#i dont want to overexplain this but i wanna mention the columbo cass is “detective cass” and also “cass that watches a lot of tv” lmao#that bit should make a comeback. it was so funny and good characterization. i wanna see cass oneshotting people with unexpected#pop culture references. anyway i also like the detail that the phone numbers postit is visibly older. also babs wrote that i imagine.#cass cant read at all at this point but i think if she had a phone in front of her she could match the numbers in an emergency.#and probably she could remember which is which between the two of them but the little doodles just to be safe. bruce's number isnt there#bc she doesnt need to call him (lol)#illustration#digital art#portrait#2025#(happy new year lol)#id in alt
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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!
#gravity falls#gideon gleeful#it's a way for him to still perform and sing and express himself!!!#i also just love trans girl gideon headcanon in general but this is almost sort of my middle ground here#i think anything is fun... drag queen... genderfluid... transedgender...#i'm still not sure how i wanna do his body type and height and stuff cus i like him both short and huge#but i think his voice should stay exactly the same like thurop#i'll probably come back to this another time and reput some of this info on my art blog#i'd like to either think of a pun with gloria or have that as well as a drag name#theo was thinking morning glory as a name she could use#isnt it cute both mabel and gideon have star motifs
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today's bug thing is this katydid plush!
#i'm only assuming its a katydid#its probably not a grasshopper bc the back leg isnt big#toys#plushie#katydid#bug thing#bugs#insects
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i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases
#personal#rottmnt#although tbf its probably because with leo its unpacked more thoroughly in the movie#donnie is not a morally ambiguous emotionally unavailable bad boy. he is very sensitive actually#he's a little crybaby /aff#and like this isnt hidden. he isnt SECRETLY sensitive or secretly caring its very out in the open actually#he's not hiding it well AT ALL AND THEY ALL KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOO#i think donnie's perception of himself is somewhat earnest and somewhat. not? he DEFINITELY thinks he's more evil than he actually is#BGHFHDHGJFHG#i think what causes him to lash out and struggle to communicate is his inability to articulate his feelings#they are just too big for him. like its the exact opposite of robotic#he cant force himself to give a fuck but when he DOES its too much#so he yells and lashes out or he shuts down completely#honestly i think the perception of him being too sensitive being a problem makes way more sense than the perception of him being 'robotic'#when it comes to struggles in how his family sees him at least#even in little ways you can see him take it pretty personally when he's insulted#he struggles to blow things off#and i think it would also explain his tendency to like. visibly calm himself down when he gets upset? its a thing he does a lot in the show#he desperately wants to destroy that perception of him because he's trying so hard to close himself off#he doesn't want to be the sensitive one that cant take anything. it especially works in line with his shell#it was a big inspiration for canary continuity tbh. donnie should struggle with being the sensitive one in fic more#mikey is more empathetic and he's more emotional but donnie's quicker to feel offended or take things personally#BACKED UP HEAVILY BY CANON#that 'you can be honest with me! no hard feelings' - 'he's lyinggggggg'#like he's not upset with them babying him as much as he is with them genuinely finding it frustrating that he can fall behind like that#and just cannot take shit like that. so he tries to pull back and not seem as affected as he is#theyre a very cuddly family but mind you they can be actually mean to each other like that!!
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being very normal about the life series atm. definitely not trying to make charm designs of all the members....... definitely......
#every day i think about running a little artist alley booth#i dont even know if these would sell but in my heart they would#also if ur fav isnt here thats probably bc i HAVENT MADE IT YETT#i plan on making all of them tho#hermit doodles#hermitblr#mcytblr#art#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#pearlecentmoon#ldshadowlady#impulsesv#skizzleman#smajor1995#geminitay
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yikes.
I hope you're happy @squad-724 and @helloyesthisisdilophsaurus
#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#sheev palpatine#luke skywalker#obi wan kenobi#yoda#mace windu#padmé amidala#my art#silly posting#force ghosts#sequels era#luke is the only one that isn't completely blue just bc he isnt dead he's just visiting his ghost family but tbh#that's probably the least of things that someone might wonder about this#I've accepted I'll probably lose followers because of this
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if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves
#sonic. blaze. espio. probably others im forgetting#once again reminding you all that archie sonic DID say that sonic named himself.#well maybe not specifically that he named himself but that sonic isnt his birth name#AND ITS NOT OLGILVIE MAURICE. before people say that. thats not canon just a widely spread misconception
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still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.
lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.
and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!
but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.
#not helped that these ideas are probably fostered by caterina. she doesnt WANT lucanis to have FRIENDS she wants him to KILL THINGS lol#and her perceiving illario as someone who wants but wont rise against her would have been interesting#so she allows his charm and friendliness etc. because she wants him to ingratiate the house to other houses#she doesnt want him out the picture. she NEEDS him there to make people like lucanis. illario just isnt content with that#i will shut up about this. i promise.#like i wont. but im trying#lucanis dellamorte#illario dellamorte#and also i want illario to have a little more manipulative asshole going on he's not believable enough in game omg#i think the main issue i have is that lucanis should have . maybe. been a bit less agreeable. SORRY#but it would have been fun to see crow-like defensiveness slowly break away to reveal a caring polite and kind man#or at least a slow understanding of lucanis-language. like he said 'i dont care' but he meant 'i dont mind'#raised by a grieving and also repressed old italian woman will do this to you#thoo. i was pleasantly surprised at how sweet he was in the game to start but i think parallel wise this could have been fun is all#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#and also really sorry that this was brought upon by someone calling him a pursedog man in tags#which was very funny for 5 minutes and then i was like actually i can do something with this
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neil wouldve dipped in two days if he was recruited to usc instead of psu
#“stickball isnt this worth this”#all for the game#aftg#aftg trilogy#the trojans probably think they mass hallucinated him#neil josten#andrew minyard#andriel#neil#all for the gay#the sunshine court#tsc#the foxhole court#the foxes#nora sakavic
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thinking about Nico adjusting to letting himself miss and long for the people he loves. based on these bits from the sun and the star:
" As Nico and Will followed the trogs, he thought about how much he missed Hazel. He was learning to make peace with that feeling. It was okay for him to miss people because that meant he wanted them around in his life. That idea was *very* new for him- he was used to either pushing people away or watching them recoil from his presence." *
" That was the most surreal thing of all... Was he happy? Nico wasn't very familiar with the sensation, but he couldn't deny that he felt wonderful in Will's presence. He even longed for the son of Apollo when they were apart. A funny thing had happened as the two grew closer: Nico suddenly understood all those cheesy, sappy love songs he'd always hated."
#its just. i like that they included that in the book yk. the fact that he prepared a certain distance between everyone#and thus isnt used to missing anyone#so its strange for him#this is probably set somewhere pre tsats just because i like to think it was one of the times he found himself missing and longing.#but it was one of the first times he actually allowed himself to feel that way.#took the feeling and held it instead of banishing it away#also yes letting himself unmask a bit#i like to think he just gets wayyy more expressive with his hands the more he heals#that and he unmasks more!!! more openly stimming!! more special interest rambles!!#just oughh.#anyways this was a huge comic to colour#big fuck you to tumblr who made posting soooo much harder#fuck u and ur updates tumblr#solangelo#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#nico di angelo#will solace#the sun and the star#trials of apollo#they borrow clothes from eachother its real in my head okay#nico canonally bought will a stupid shirt as a joke tho and i love that for them
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