#but also she can fuck off

[timelordwilling]

if i could just leave the house without ann insinuating that i’m going to buy liquor, maybe i actually would 

but like, looking me in the face and telling me not to buy any just makes me want to and then get away with it. 

so i guess i’m not going to get cat food because i DIDN’T PLAN ON DRINKING TODAY BUT NOW ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT so thanks

[snowliesred]

I got tungle user @wintcrwind​ to watch Hair for the first time, with me (it’s like my 20th time rewatching it tbh) and here’s some highlights under the cut and also why she’s horrible and I wish i could say im never watching anything with her again but that’s a lie cause i love her, also this is long and no one cares but im posting this for memories sake:

- Her making constant vore jokes because i sent her an image of when claude is on top of sheila who is on top of berger and she was in a shit posting mood and said he was voring them - which led to “Vore the Musical” (I fucking hate her for this) - Her: he looks like dan avidan (about will swenson as berger) - her: vore apprentice (about woof howling, i’d like to add that because of the whole concept of Hair she started saying Claude is a werewolf who’s gonna vore people and i f u ck i ng h at e h E R) - “wow are his nails painted like the smol innocent bean connor murphy“ - me: (once gavin creel appears) THERE’S MY BOI her: THERE HE IS, WEREWOLF BOI (i still fucking hate her for this) - her saying this was encouraged once he said “the most beautiful beast in the forest” dsahdsadasjkd - me: i know every song he does in this show by heart (about gavin) her: ofc - her: (about dionne) she’s god, only shows up as an entity, begins the show. goes to places nobody else does (cause she was on top of the balcony thing to the right of the stage) - “ this show has nothing tying these songs togetheri'm getting a cats vibe “ i mean she aint wrong - “ act 2 is a drug trip and then death “ i mean she still isnt wrong (and she read the wikipedia page so she knows everything that’s gonna happen) - “pollution girl” - “oh shit boi plot has arrived in the mail for u” - “who beat him for this tony?” followed by “ew” after i told her - “he has nicer hair than me” - “how do u straighten ur hair man, tell us ur secret claude, oh wait he’s dead” “werewolf haters got him” I h a t e h e r - “Whom” “Whom” - her asking me what’s going and me telling her then that being followed by her saying “yes i read the wikipedia synopsis” - “when are the brady bunch gonna show up” (during going down) - Big Mood was said a lot - “Jesus” “He does look like jesus” “JESUS IS A WEREWOLF” i hate her - Claude: I don’t wanna die!  Her Honey you got a big storm coming - “That’s gay claude” - “Gay” being said every time claude and berger did something v gay - “Chrissy sweet flower child” - “claude is bi af” - she dragged me because i say “oooooooh” a lot in response to a lot of things “u know the 3 circles next to the orange megaphone? i thought it said “ooo” just now, i was like did lily write that or” - “high in u know what” “well considering how many fuken drugs y’all take, No I dont” - my concerns for if the fire during the be-in being real because berger fucking jumps it and then proceeds to stick his whole hand in it - “ he's considering the best place to vore: united states vs vietnam “ i would like her to S T O P  - “Did i tell u about the multi-chaptered Hair fanfic series that I read that has some meta in it but is also one of my favorite fics i’ve read for some reason” p sure its called “where do i go?” on ao3 - “Wow spring awakening looks good” - “does this make claude melchior, i guess he was the workshop one” “also he dated melchior so double the melchior” - “ME WITH JACK KELLY” about how Woof is with Mick Jagger  - “Dione can fuken walk over me and i’d thank her” - Me “me too what a queen” - “Great comet looks so good” - “I wish i knew what the fuck was happening” (during the drug trip) - claude: I’m dying!  Her: im dying squirtle - Fun Facts From @wintcrwind: “this song is interesting bc it became a more universal anti-nam song,  the way it's written is actually great lmao it gets crazier to mirror american attempts for war support as it was so controversial so like it starts with the morbid reality of the war but shifts into the other side“ - this was followed by “ he has risen from the dead, werejesus lives “ - “ Tfw u give ur bf hallucinogens so he doesnt go to war #Justbergerthings “ - “he’s breaking free, soaring, flying, there’s no star in heaven that he can’t reach” - “Did berger just make a dad joke” - “Sheila what kind of answer is that to a proposal” - *good morning sunshine starts* “u put it in a playlist for me once” i did, bless the fact she remembered  - *claude kisses sheila* Gavin that’s not v gay of u - “Give him a tony, Oh Wait” - “he died squirtle” - me: i’d actually kill a man to dance with gavin creel her: “a man: *dances with gavin creel*. lily: time 2 die motherfucker” - “ time to listen to another show concerning war “

It was very fun.