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theclaravoyant · 9 months ago

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and no because I watched 2x17 again the other day and it’s the one where Chim is Interim Captain and after all is said and done Hen confesses it made her feel conflicted - not because she thought he couldn’t do it, but because once he realised he could he might leave

and when Hen was going through medical school Chim had a similar beat - happy for his friend, but sad that they’re going to be separated

Hen was going to go to Boston !! Points were made of her feeling Chim’s absence !!

Chim was literally killed in front of Hen a bunch of times!! To torture her!!! The kind of shit that’s saved for romantic couples in most tv drama.

sure would be a shame if someone were to :) split them up :))))))

#911 spec #hen Wilson #chimney han #tv: 911 #they’ve been there since the BEGINNING #they really said let’s rip away everything our characters love most #you’re gonna suffer but you’re gonna be happy about it #Tim . Tim baby . Timothy I just wanna talk #Kenneth and Aisha ?? own my soul bring it on #but also please don’t touch them #u feel

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ryan-sometimes · 5 months ago

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Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

#I don’t make money on tumblr I don’t have any mutuals I talk to this is truly just where I deposit my wackiest thoughts and experiences #there’s nothing I can do to prove to you that I’m being truthful when I make these posts but I just am #you not believing me doesn’t make it any less true it just robs you of basking in the ridiculousness that is my life #There are many mental illnesses running through my family but the one I inherited is bipolar disorder lol #there’s probably many more that didn’t reach me. whatever the fuck my uncle has being one of them #he was also arrested because he did a bunch of coke and started walking completely naked on top of the fence walls around the property #when you consider my family you actually discover that I am incredibly normal and well adjusted #please also remember that my family is from small town Brazil #shit like this just happens #this isn’t even touching on my great grandma who was a psychic

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myokk · 5 days ago

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Secret Val here, I just wanted to know if day 2 and 3 sent because my wife was soooo bad when I sent them 💀. Not pushing you to answer I just wanted a send confirm

HELLO SECRET VALENTINE♥️♥️♥️

I DID get your asks & I’m drawing up some quick sketches for them🥰 unfortunately I got the worst chilblains in the world over the weekend and my fingers are stupid and swollen and hurt a lot🥲 not cooperating very well rn…(the picture I posted yesterday was drawn over the course of a few days bc I kept taking breaks🥲🥲🥲)

#also if you (anyone) sent me an ask IM ON IT I HAVE A LONG COMMUTE TODAY🫡#I have 50 asks though in my inbox😆😆😆#so i want to start getting through them🥰♥️#plus maybe I’ll upload some sims screenshots today if I find the time after work bc a) I love the things I build and b) I think I’m going to #make seb and Elpise (im totally not #biased but I really love the look of sims I make bc I am addicted to cc)#(I rebooted up sims 4 which I haven’t played in YEARS🤭)#as it goes with these things I’ll be addicted to it for 1 week tops…make houses like crazy #make cool sims #and then not touch it again for a few more years #(I don’t actually play unless it’s the most chaotic soap opera plots I can think of)#omg damn sorry about my stupid tangent😆😆😆#to sum up: I will respond soon♥️#and please keep sending me asks I don’t get overwhelmed even if they pile up sometimes bc I’m busy

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year ago

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we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3

#lucifer mommy truthing again hi hii he needs this #it won’t fix him it will make him worse but it’ll be hot to see sam tormented by the pregnant devil #☺️ sam going to attack jessifer and she goes ‘don’t you care about our baby Sam? don’t you want to meet him?’#gets sam to touch her belly and talk to the baby and that’s when Jack does the whole ‘I’m The Perfect Paradise Baby Love Me 🥺🥺’ thing on sam #and now sam can’t kill her or their baby. he can’t. he loves jack too much. perhaps has also been hit with so many nephil happiness rays #that he looks up at lucifer and is like Oh. overwhelmed with sudden love for her. and his heads all mixed up. it’s like the vision where she #made him feel calm x1000 and. and. he loves her? he loves her doesn’t he? he gave her a baby and he loves her?#they’re going to raise their son together? and lucifer is so very pleased as sam presses his ear to her belly to hear jack’s heartbeat.#sam has quite literally been baby trapped. as in that baby set the trap and caught him in it before it was even sentient. mind control baby.#cue the rest of the pregnancy with lovestruck sam doing everything in his power to protect lucifer & jack #he’s like. fully aware he was scared of lucifer. that Lucifer is Bad this baby is Dangerous. but also. he loves them so much.#nothing else seems to matter when he loves them so much.#<3 I think Sam deserves to be mindfucked into being Lucifer’s little househusband for a bit.#oh. there are places this could go after Jack is born uhm uh. i uhm. that’s not the point I won’t say that.#the point is sam getting brainwashed to be happier and protective of pregnant!lucifer. and he IS happier. he’s just also high on good vibes.#😳 lucifer riding sam with his hand on her belly 😳😳😳😳#tw pregnancy #anyway. thoughts.#samifer #lucifer spn #Jess!lucifer #Jack kline #sam winchester

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fingertipsmp3 · 2 months ago

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Maybe I did this to myself but it does irk me when people see me knitting and they ask who it’s for and I say it’s for me and the immediate reaction is “you should sell it” yeah… let me spend at least a week’s worth of my free time making an item I like, want, and would wear just to sell it on etsy, making at most a £2 profit on materials and not being compensated for my time whatsoever 👍🏻

#i say maybe i did this to myself because historically i have gifted most of the items i have knitted #because the venn diagram of things i like to knit vs things i like to wear is actually 2 circles that don’t touch #i looove making hats. i HATE wearing hats #also i love making baby clothes but i don’t have a baby and i’m not going to have a baby #however lately i’ve gotten really into knitting socks and i really like to wear knit socks. it’s like the most affordable way for me to get #quality wool socks. and i’m going to be watching my shows anyway. the time will pass anyways #but it feels like people are deliberately making me feel weird for wanting to make stuff for myself and not profit off my hobby #and like i’ve made 3 pairs of socks to gift already because ‘tis the season or whatever. and i’ve started another pair for a friend whose #birthday is in january #genuinely it’s very weird to hear ‘you should sell it’ or ‘oh i want one!!’ about an item i’m making for myself. after 18 years of gifting #or donating basically everything i’ve ever knitted. like i’ve gifted 2 double bed size crochet blankets #everyone i’ve known who’s had a baby has gotten a cardigan or a blanket or hats or all of the above #i spent october making poppies for the church. i’ve never even stepped foot in my village church mind you. my neighbour asked me to help #do you know what i own? that i’ve knitted? a pair of mittens and a pair of socks.#you want some socks from me? alright. that’s anywhere between £6 and £10 for the yarn and that’s optimistic #i’m currently making myself a pair with hand-dyed yarn that cost me £18 including delivery #the needles i use cost me more than £10. time… let’s call it 24 hours per sock #i don’t know anyone with 18 years experience who makes minimum wage so let’s call it an even 600 for my time. tbh #DO YOU SEE how this isn’t a viable side hussle??? i physically cannot charge what my socks are worth #if i like you and you’re willing to wait; socks are free or cost whatever the yarn costs #if i don’t like or know you venmo me £620. and you’re still going to have to wait.#just pisses me OFF when people suggest i make an etsy page and they say it like they’re doing me a favour or giving me great financial #advice. like you’ve seen me sitting here all evening and i’m barely done with the cuff.. do you actually think selling these for £20 maximum #is going to help me out. i’m not selling them. they’re FOR me. i’m making them because i want them #also when my friend’s family was saying this to me and i was like ‘well the yarn cost a fiver’ and they got quiet and i was thinking yeah…#a fiver is the maximum you cheapskates would pay isn’t it. a fiver is cheap sock yarn bought on sale. or yarn that probably isn’t actually #good for socks. like don’t presume to give me financial advice when you’re this out of touch with the market please #next person who asks when i’m going to start selling socks is getting this whole rant in entirety tbh i don’t care anymore #personal #edited to add that i didn’t even get into etsy fees or whether i would even be noticed among the mountain of dropshippers LOL

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age-of-moonknight · 4 months ago

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“The Past is Present,” Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #3.

Writer: Justina Ireland; Penciler and Inker: Daniel Bayliss; Colorist: Dee Cunniffe; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Phases of the Moon Knight #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Ellie Johnson #Oh okay I see we’re starting off strong based on that sign in the window hahaha #fair warning the following tags touch on political topics so please take everything with a grain of salt (what do I know hahaha)#I just *sigh* I’m not sure if this was intended to be a reference to a current campaign slogan in US politics #or if it was a bit more general but in any case perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised anymore by lionization of the past #but it never passes me by whenever anyone tries to argue that the past was superior (near perfect) and we should dwell on it #Either they’re truly ignorant of the past’s issues or they actually admire them #I’m equally suspicious however anyone who promises an entirely new start #as if any system could ever truly break away from its past and as if we didn’t perpetually have someone peddling a new new deal or frontier #I also find it interesting that this is in a window trying to attract patrons which in a way means its capitalizing off the past/nostalgia #the docents/proprietors in this story are good folk so I’m sure it’s not so underhanded as that but still…#…or maybe this is just an establishing shot to indicate to the reader that this is a post-apocalyptic/hero society #and I’m just being overly sensitive about 6 words in a background shot hahaha #don’t mind op rambling in the tags as per always

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deus-ex-mona · 4 months ago

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up next on chapter 36 of idol sengen… _(:3 」∠)_

#(my toxic trait is that i’ll complain about my work endlessly but still end up doing it anyway… eventually.)#there’s rant 1 (ft. a need to deduce what asuna is saying in full) and rant 2 (which is available in full but still…)#there’s also another mona-rambling session in chapter 38… that im not touching with a 50 foot pole #(all you need to know for that mona-rambling [about frusu] is that mona’s frusu oshi is all of them)#(and that she thinks miyu is like *the* pinnacle of centres in idol groups)#(also someone won a junior dance competition but idk who bc it’s obscured lmao)#can i outsource these panels for a corn chip lmaoooo #m. maybe i should’ve actually worked on this while i was still unemployed last month huh…#bc excuse me company wdymmmmmm im starting work next monday?? the interview was just this monday hello?#ig the interviewer was legit when she said ‘so if i asked you if you can start work next monday—’ huh…#sigh… maybe ch 36 next month then… i’ll do my best over the weekend thoughhhhh #seriously though why is this volume so text heavy l m a o i really wanna get to chapter 40 but…#and then there’s the hard to clean text boxes which… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #…though i guess i should just count myself lucky that the chapters are still short enough to fit into a single post (with the image limits)#but dang. i just realised that my manga sengen thing has a page on manga updates lmao #who put it there lmaooooo and why is it only up till vol 2? wait. no. what. why does it link to manga.dex #bc dang. someone really had the time to dl the thing image by image? no wonder why they stopped after vol 2…#guess i might as well say why i dont want people to reupload my tls… since we’re in the final stretch and all #so. aside from the obvious ‘idw the creators to find out about it’… i probably made a ton of mistakes while tling it. esp in the early chaps #so i’d like to. y’know. have the chance to update the tls where possible. i’ve done that a couple of times already tbh.#like with rippei’s name post-vol 4 release. and some of the typesetting is p. gross in the early chaps tbvh #i swear tling idol sengen has made me incredibly conscious of grammar and typesetting like you wouldnt believe #esp with official tls… fan tls will always be perfect to me no matter how wonky the wording bc it’s hard but honest work yk #official tls (esp a.i tls) get no concessions from me bc it’s their job that they’re getting paid to do yk.#in any case (if you’ve read this far) if you see any mistakes in the tl please lemme know~~~ please dont hold back on your criticisms ok~~~?#just sound ‘em out in dms here or sth. don’t worry~~~ i won’t eat y’all if you try to correct me~~~~~ unless you’re the md reuploader (jk)#and ik i disabled comments on the other blog (or tried to at least) but that’s bc idw bots to flood the comments bc that’s annoying as he—#anyways sorry for the idol sengen wait (if anyone was waiting for it…) i’ll improve on my work ethic… tomorrow. maybe.

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theloveinc · 1 year ago

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I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit

#aita: I baked both bread and cookies over the weekend and I asked my roommate to not put them in the same container #she did and now we’re texting back and forth abt it #I know this is the second time I’ve had to ask her not to touch my bakes too #(in the sense that if I don’t put them in a container I don’t want them moved. she’s welcome to eat them)#but god.#she also ate half my cereal and is refusing to buy me a new box bc ‘she thought it was from the landlord’#which like no biggie but …#if we’re piling things up … don’t put the cereal Im not going to eat (it’s easy to save when it wasn’t open #in the first place) and I don’t want it anymore!!!!#sigh #dabi come be a scary clown on my couch please please #please #SORRY TO RANG #caitie blabs #shii posts #dabi

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ohfugecannada · 11 months ago

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Just saw a post by @/mscl*ritea saying drag queens arnt a marginalised group and are “just employees”, while also saying trans is a cult amoung other awful and baffling things after Kevin Bacon voiced support for drag queens on his social media.

Anyway, reblog or reply if you think drag queens are more than just “employees” and deserve a place in the lgbt+ community!