himblebo
himblebo
The Pond Of Sartorial Anachronism
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She/her | 27 | lesbian | professional time traveler
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himblebo · 1 day ago
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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himblebo · 1 day ago
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Who would win in a fight, furby or labubu?
they are both ridiculous creations of the capitalist mind and would fall to any cloth doll or homunculus made with any real heart. that said, the furby
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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"An American Eagle ad with overtly racist undertones tells us that Sydney Sweeney's jeans are great because they're blue like her eyes. Meanwhile a modern-day holocaust happens on the other side of the globe, with images of emaciated babies delivered direct to our phones while our president sets 500 tons of emergency food aid on fire. And Trump signs an executive order making it legal to forcibly institutionalize, detain, imprison, intern, (choose your verb), anyone the regime determines is mentally ill"
- Leeja Miller "The Eugenics Of It All"
"We love to treat it like these are separate things... like there's identity politics and then there's economic politics. Like there's the economy and then there's culture, right? But from a standpoint of understanding anything about disability, anything about disability rights--First and foremost, anybody can become disabled. Anybody can be considered disabled. That's just a reality... In Gaza, bombs are dropped that [amputate] people's limbs. People's limbs are shot by riot police in the United States. People are becoming intentionally disabled. COVID-19, the way that ransacked communities despite the resources being there to prevent that. They can make you disabled."
- elliot sang again "Eugenics: So hot right now"
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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Need a mean lesbian who wants to hear the sounds I make (it’s from them hurting me)
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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would gay sex fix them?
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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a homerun baseball and a shooting star are the same thing. understand?
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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Big femmes, fat femmes, femmes with rolls, femmes with a double chin, femmes who get made fun of for their weight, shape, and/or size, femmes who don’t fit the skinny cis white girl femme stereotype, you are amazing and valid and gorgeous and adorable and one day a girl will fall in love with every single last part of you.
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat
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himblebo · 2 days ago
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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life
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himblebo · 4 days ago
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Queen of for some reason only being able to consistently remember to do my PT when im in a hotel room
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himblebo · 4 days ago
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Josephine Chesterfield “The Hustle” Icons
‒ like or reblog if you save
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himblebo · 4 days ago
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The Hustle (2019) dir. Chris Addison
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himblebo · 4 days ago
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Hm have we ever considered Anne Hathaway as Rebecca de winter
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himblebo · 6 days ago
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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza
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himblebo · 6 days ago
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Ads on other sites: "Check out this new amazing product! It's called the scambot 500, and it has revolutionised my life!"
Ads on tumblr.com: "Here's how you can get your hazardous materials transportation license today"
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