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God I love paleoanthropology. Like what do you mean they found a really good neanderthal fingerprint on a rock. 43,000 years old. A fingerprint that was right in the middle of a rock that looked like it had a mouth and two eyes with a large brow bone. A neanderthal, a human, saw a rock that looked like a face and gave it a nose. That's so beautiful. I'll never stop getting emotional over this.


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reading through my old writing from third grade and in case you needed proof that i don’t use ai

i’ve always been an em dash loving bitch
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if you ever feel silly about painting the same stuff over and over again pls remember that Monet spent all of the money he's made (by the time he was in his 40s he's made enough money to retire) to build a garden exactly to his liking and then proceeded to paint it over and over again until he died at 86
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it's so funny to me when people lift up henry winter as their role model for academic excellence. baby that's a tenth grade dropout
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can someone tell me why i’m incapable of walking from the train to my college without being on the verge of vomiting
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Part three of The Secret History Tarot Series !! Richard as The Fool 🌼
A lot of people guessed this one, he fits the card so perfectly, but shoutout to @you-must-go-your-way who was the first person to guess correctly!
Any guesses as to who Charles and Camilla will be?
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Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

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so. who wants to fly into vegas and stay in an air bnb in the suburbs and have to take the evil barely existing bus everywhere and steal from gas stations and hate walden and get blackout wasted and mess around and not remember it
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Hey, I’m back with editing and I’m bringing angst to you guys ;)
If you want to, go follow on my tt account (@doomed_poet), I’m trying to revive it.
Hope you enjoyy
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The thing that threw me off most in the goldfinch the most is that one line were Theo says something along the lines of "Hobie stood up, all 6'5 of him"
6'5??? WHAT??? You're telling me that lovely, older man, Hobie IS 6'5??? LIES. I refuse to believe that this man is anything taller than 5'8.
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theo decker is the funniest character alive ‘it would be gay to say goodbye to the doormen at my apartment and it’s gay to have a little dog but it’s not gay to have sex with my boy best friend. that’s normal’ okayyy sure whatever you say…
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