kinkmom

[kinkmom]

honestly you made me discover i like weird shit and for that i am eternally grateful🤞you’re like the bdsm/(fictional)incest fairy godmother

Liking weird shit is a basic human right. 👍 BDSM-incest fairy godmother is pretty metal, imagine how much more interesting story Cinderella could have been if she had one of those.

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kinkmom I hope you are doing well and I have a very important question for you: do you think Dirk is capable of growing a mustache?

He and Dave can grow amisviikset at most, I'm afraid. And if they ever try, they should be pinned to the floor and forcibly shaved.

And it doesn't get better with age, that's why Alpha Dave has just a trimmed little beard patch and Bro nothing at all, he knows and accepts that he cannot.

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Sigh, thinking about Dave forcing Dirk to give him head and it's the wettest, snottiest, "congrats buddy, that's the worst anyone's ever done it" kinda blowjob, but Dave nuts in his throat within minutes anyway, because Dirk's misery turns him on so much. ☺️

[kinkmom]

New to all your AUs and they are so fun! I'm super curious about the Obsessive Dave AU, do you happen to have anything on why he's so obsessed? I'm really curious as to how it all began! >.<

Mmm, excellent vintage pick! Long post incoming. :3c

The premise of the AU is that the whole gang is together on the Meteor, the final fight is delayed indefinitely and they can't move on, perhaps a dead session for some reason or another. Also very importantly Dave has something very, very wrong with him. :)

Dave and Dirk meet, as they did in canon, have the talk about Bro (but Dave conveniently leaves out that he had a massive crush on the fucker, despite everything), figure out they're cool broskis and continue on as usual. Dave has the "oh no, he's hot!" crisis, Dirk is a cuter, softer and weaker Bro AND he knows a certain someone thinks the same.

Dave and Davesprite strike up a deal that neither of them can pursue Dirk, even though their session is bust, nothing really matters any more and they're gods anyway. But......Davesprite can't quite resist the allure of Dirk's chicken butt hair. The animal instincts overpower his reason and he secretly starts building an impressive nest in some remote room, full of anything orange he can get his talons on to win his future mate's heart.

Uneventful time passes, Dave is normal, Davesprite acts a bit suspiciously but Dirk isn't that bothered. One day Davesprite approaches Dirk when he's alone and promises to show him something real cool he's been working on quite some time. Dirk agrees and follows him. And to be honest, the room is real cool. But less cool when Davesprite locks the door behind them and pins Dirk down on the couch, tears his clothes off with his talons and brutally rapes him.

Hal is in this case still in Dirk's glasses, sees everything and promptly contacts Dave. Dave isn't sure he can overpower a rogue sprite on his own, so he gets others to help him, as mortifying as it is for everyone involved. As they bust down the door, crazed Davesprite lunges at the intruders as expected, but is shrunk by Jade, caught in John's windsock and put into a gilded birdcage Roxy conjured up.

Dirk is in a really bad shape, he's full of deep gashes and puncture wounds and barely conscious. Jane can heal the physical marks, but mentally he's in shambles when he wakes up proper. Dave offers to take care of him, take him to his room to get showered and changed. Dirk agrees and nobody objects, in a way he's taking responsibility for Davesprite's behavior. This must have been the bird part, our Dave could never...

But while Dirk is showering, Dave thinks. Davesprite already broke their promise, so why should he hold up his end? Something about Dirk's meekness turns him on like nothing else. He wants to hurt him so bad.

And when Dirk comes out, Dave approaches him, presses him against the wall, kisses him and presses his raging hard-on against him. Dirk, having just survived an extremely traumatic event, just freezes and lets Dave do what he wants and that's also insanely hot in Dave's opinion. He tells Dirk he deserves this and Dirk thinks he's correct, his splinters' sins are his sins and he has been so awful to Dave, so obviously Dave should punish him for it.

Then we get to the part where Dave takes full advantage of Dirk's freeze-fawn-reaction and has as much crazy torture sex with his brother as he can and Dirk doesn't even rat him out. To everyone else it seems cute how close the Striders are now, but at some point it becomes weird how Dave never lets Dirk be alone with anyone, and then sinister when Dirk gets just smaller and quieter with time...

The scenario eventually evolves when Dave figures out he could actually be having sex with all his family members, why fuck only your hot brother when you have your hot sister and hot mom around? But that's only after Rose starts snooping into his and Dirk's arrangement. :9

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Aw the Sis kinnie cant handle art? Im a Sis *fictive* and I think it's perfectly fine maybe you shouldnt be kinning Sis if you cant fuckin handle art thats not made for you.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61997497

First Yakuza AU fic, short and sweet. ☺️

[kinkmom]

some positivity: you’ve got me interested in pathologic AND i’ve also bought some copies of bayonet 1 and 2 because i wanna learn more of the lore based on what you draw. your taste in games rules

Aww, thanks! My taste in games is that a) it must serve cunt and b) it must be absolute torture to play. :DDD

Also very wise, I like my lore. :3c

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Okay I've been obsessed with the Yakuza au so I have to ask does it have a actual plot or is it just beautiful Japanese historical fashion, tabi's and brutal incest

Also pls I'm starving over here with my 8 pieces of art (and 1 wip) and very little info about them PLEASE I beg

Oh you don't know how excited this ask made me! This is one of my favourite AUs at the moment and I'm itching to show more of it, so it's great to know there's a mouth to feed! I have a little treat for you coming up. ;)

To answer the actual question: not really. The setting itself would be perfect for some thrilling, political drama, but tbh I'm not very good at that. This is mostly a framework to get the Striders to bone in entirely new ways and new fashions. I'm hesitant to choose a main timeline or such, since to me, the first time is the best time. Little brother's/sister's virginity is such a scarce resource... And sometimes I want them to have a blatant crush on their older siblings and sometimes not, whatever serves the scenario the best.

I'll give some new trivia here:

Since the AU is set into 1980's Japan, I've taken the liberty to rename everyone.

Lady Alpha Dave: Akane

Alpha Dave: Fujiro

Bro: Tetsuya

Sis: Hiromi

Dirkette: Fumiko

Dirk: Akira

Davette: Akemi

Dave: Junichi, but he's called just Jun

The above order is also the order of their ages, with Akane being the oldest and Jun the youngest. I haven't settled on a surname for them yet, which would be essential if they interact with anyone outside the family...

Their parents (bless their fertile souls) have been mysteriously murdered at some point years back, so Fujiro took his place as the head of the family, which he was already raised to do. If he were to die/get killed, Akane would be temporarily in charge and Tetsuya would eventually (reluctantly) take his brother's place. He's the family's captain at the moment and has his own underlings. Neither Akane nor Hiromi are directly in the yakuza group, but they hang around, take care of business and affect decisions anyway.

The incest is woven into their dynamics at an early age, Akane and Fujiro sought comfort from each other and started fucking in their teens. It's pretty much an open secret that they're together, since Akane never married nor dated and acts pretty much like a wife to her younger brother. It's just...not wise to accuse your boss of incest. <:'3 All the older Striders are uncomfortably close in various combinations, but leave the PDA behind closed doors. The younger Striders obviously think their siblings' closeness is normal and don't pay much mind to it. They've got their own complicated attractions within the family...

They live in a big, fancy mansion and have a select few servants around, who have their own lodgings within their property. Fujiro is a big fan of traditional culture, so the dress code comes from him. At home he expects everyone to wear kimono or at least a yukata while out and about, school uniforms tolerared. He also demands elegance and high class from his younger siblings. Akira and Fumiko are being trained in archery and kendo, while Jun and Akemi do ikebana, tea ceremony and learn to play shamisen and sing. None of this stops them from being youth criminals, but that's to be expected. They just better not get caught. :)

I can answer more specific questions too if you have some in mind. :3c

[kinkmom]

You can draw Striders worth shit. Makes me want to throw down. What the fuck is a Dirk.

The same joke, one braincell. :DDD

[kinkmom]

do you have any other place you post publicly? i miss your posts

Other than my Pillowfort and Twitter (and Bsky, work in progress) not really. I've just been quiet the past year. I did promise on Twitter I'd post at least twice this year and look, I'm halfway there. ;)

[kinkmom]

You can't draw Striders worth shit. Makes me want to genuinely throw up. What the fuck is Dirkette.

You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid. I can respect the balls to do this off-anon, but that means you get the public humiliation treatment.

I get it, you're a Sis Strider kinnie and can't identify with my Dirk genderbends. I'm sorry you have a shit taste and bad opinions. None of this is about you.

I would like it if you thought of me while throwing up. 😳

[kinkmom]

Stamatin Noveau

Happy New Year, my anonymous Pathologic gift exchange recipient! I heard you like Stamatins. ;)

I had so much fun with this, I've always wanted to try out Art Noveau style, but I've been hesitant to challenge myself. Now the codependent brothers get to do it in style. The romance, the longing, the possessiveness! And Peter, he's somewhere else...

These are digital colours over traditional pencil lines, maybe some day I'll brave actual watercolours...!

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[kinkmom]

no words for that last anon 😭😭😭😭 my girl be posting gory incest necro art and they out there wondering if you a proship or not LIKE OH IM NOT SURE, WONDER IF THEY ALLOW PROSHIP FOLLOWERS 💀💀💀💀💀

Word.

Sorry last anon, but you do deserve a little dragging for that. :'D

[kinkmom]

quick question

you mind proshippers following ya?

cus BRO I LOVE YOUR TCOAAL SHIT and im scared to get blocked if i follow you :(

...???

I post incest and rape??? And not even "respectfully", this is straight up fetish! Which camp do you seriously think I belong to???

Don't sweat it bro, I block hardly anyone. 🤘 I do take a looksie sometimes who follows or turbolikes my stuff and it's pretty funny to find someone whose bio says "DNI if you're a proshipper!!!" Which, I guess is fair, I'm not the one interacting. :DDD

[kinkmom]

Hello kinkmom!! hope you’re doing well. do you have any older/unposted art you’d like to share? been craving your art style, its so gorgeous … sorry if this sounds pushy!!!😭

Doing kinda whatever and I haven't felt like drawing much. 🤘 Can't say I have anything old old, I, like all artists, get cold feet after stuff is not up to my standards any more, but I guess I can let you peep something rather recent:

Swan Lake/Ballet AU... The boys frequently switch roles, but Dirk is the loveliest, most tormented Odette and Dave is such an energetic, dashing prince that he's hard to match. Also Bro dances Rothbart's part. 😎 Alpha Dave injured his leg in an accident so bad that his career as a dancer is over and he uses a cool cane, so he's more of a manager to his brothers these days.

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Would you be okay with people writing oneshots on AO3 inspired by your AUs? (Notably the Stridercest Rockstar AU... it lives in my head rent free.) Obviously, if you're okay with it you'd be credited and linked

Of course, I'd like to see them too. 👍 Rockstar AU is clearly a big hit. But you know, I'd hit it too. 😏