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Oh, you wanna know everything about me? What are you, some kind of stalker? (flirting)

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Fuck marry kill, but "kill" is actually the horny option.

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foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

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i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs

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I mean, sex is good and all, but have you ever tried murder?

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What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

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rule #1 of wound care

never cauterize what you can sodomise

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Legless boyz Ruhl

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Dak short stumps

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its not gay to fuck a man if you stab him and only fuck the stab hole

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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*

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Fontaine huile sur panneau 60 x 27,5 cm 2022

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clean me off—i’m so dirty, babe

ref:

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Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money

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reverse mermaid, minus the fish

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girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death