#burn the whole house down

[duckiemimi]

maybe we should abolish all geto stans.

[mikkies]

Me 🤝 anon

Can I ask satosugu with reader who despises bugs and insects like cockroaches? So she wakes up to go to the bathroom only to find a cockroach in there she screamed really loudly and ran out satosugu woke up from how loud the scream is and ask what was wrong and she pointed at the bathroom where the cockroach is, fluff please

Cheeky Bug

SatoSugu x reader

Summary: You are afraid of bugs. And a bug appeared in your house...

"Satoru! Close the door! Insects will come in!" Suguru said louder as Satoru entered the house and started taking off his shoes without closing the door.

He muttered something like a reprimanded child, but reached out with his long arm to close the door.

It was already evening and he came home late from work. You and Suguru were already home while he was just about to enter the house.

After taking off his shoes, he lazily walked over to you, kissing you on the lips as a greeting. And he also did the same with Suguru.

"You look like a wreck..." The dark haired man laughed as he took off his blindfold and threw it on the table.

"Come to sleep..." he murmured, searching for you with his hands as he rested his forehead on his boyfriend's shoulder.

"It's already... Wait a minute. Moment. Eat something first." You said, showing him the plate of food Suguru had made for him.

You understood one thing. Suguru spoils you sometimes.

He will always give you something to eat or give you a bath.

Same as now. He'll feed Satoru and then you'll go to sleep.

Everything was in such a nice atmosphere.

But you had a feeling something was going to be wrong here... that there was something in the house...

That something is about to happen...

"I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back." You said as you walked towards the bathroom with a towel in hand.

You turned on the water in the shower. You went in there and wet your body. You drenched your hair with your shampoo, massaging it into your scalp.

You smelled nice. But when you turned off the water, you felt that strange feeling again.

It's nothing dangerous. But you feel like you're about to be scared.

Because at any moment something can come out and show itself to you. Your brain probably means that at any moment it could come out from behind Satoru's door and scare you. Like he always did when you were taking a bath.

He really didn't know how to let you go because he really liked showering with you. He could wash you then and also touch you. Even better when the three of you bathed together.

You got out of the shower in your robe and started drying your hair and combing it so you don't have a bird nest on your head when it dries.

But when you put down the hair dryer, you had the impression that something was walking on the bright floor.

You ignored it at first. It could have been a sock.

But as you kept combing your hair, you suddenly had the feeling that there was something there again.

You looked at the floor next to you.

About a meter away from you was a black blur that moved.

As it approached you and wagged its antennae, you started running away and screaming.

It was so disgusting. It was looking at you with those eyes. Those thin legs... Bleh... Those moving feelers... And worst of all, it was going towards the crowd!

"Suguru! Satoru!" You screamed as you ran away, wanting to scratch the sink as that thing on the floor went back and forth.

Then closer to you.

You ran the other way before it could move.

"Help!" You screamed louder, running the other way as it went there.

Damn worm!

It was so ugly and big!

What was that? Cockroach? Beetle?

You knew something could come into the house when Satoru had the door open!

Also, the worms seem to be teleporting since they can sometimes appear when you least expect it!

"Suguru!"

You heard quick footsteps towards the bathroom, and already saw that this is your salvation from this situation.

You just waited for the door to open and kept staring at that cheeky bug that was walking on the floor coming for you.

You wanted to squeal as it got closer.

And then the door opened quickly.

"What is?! What's going on?!" the dark haired man asked quickly, looking around the bathroom to find you.

Satoru was right behind him.

He jumped on Suguru, climbing over his two-meter form so that the bug wouldn't reach you.

"(y/n)?!"

"Take it away!" You pointed to the insect on the floor.

Suguru wrapped his arms around you as Satoru grabbed the box, enclosing the insect underneath.

It's his fault the bug is here. So he must have grabbed it and thrown it away!

[zenlesszonezero]

Join Zenless Zone Zero with Tsukishiro Yanagi, the deputy leader of Hollow Special Operations Section 6! Beneath her ordinary office lady exterior lies a meticulous, emotionally intelligent big sister to the team.

[likesdoodling]

I have a lot of pictures in my 'random stage plays' folder. So here's some stuff from Moriarty the Patriot. Cause I can. And yes. I am avoiding my colouring responsibilities, but lineart is so much quicker~

:)

[child-of-the-danube]

This was the most beautiful episode of a series I've seen in ages. I am amazed and absolutely heartbroken 💔💔

I knew my girl was on her way out, but her end was beyond beautiful. Having lived a life that was never your own, nothing you did or said changed what you saw, but your end being your own choice is pure poetry. Everyone else on the road had their power taken or blocked by something outside their control but Lilia's power was painful to the point that she decided to take it away herself. Feeling so powerless that you decide to MAKE yourself actually powerless to avoid any more hurt is such a gut wrenchingly hard decision. But imagine how terrifying spending half of your time unsure of where you are, if things are really happening or if you're just seeing something must have been. And on top of that, all people ever saw you as is a herald of death, or worse, they didn't see you at all. Nobody was there to share her fears and doubts, and neither to share any happiness that could have been. She was her own obstacle and what does she decide to do when clarity and confidence have finally returned to her? The one thing she was never able to do in centuries - save the ones she loves. And she does it by sacrificing herself.

And Death knew her. Rio knew who Lilia was from the start cause she watched her from the shadows. She watched her grow and learn and become a witch and most of all - survive. Keeping their true meeting for when it was time to stop running...

I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight

And if you want to cry yourself to sleep tonight too (some more), go listen to Patti Lupone singing Stars and imagine it is Lilia...

[rileys-battlecats]

girl help I started writing down oc thoughts and have started contemplating the logistics of how a city carved into the walls of a ravine would have access to fresh water

[blackhholes]

teen wolf meme: [2/2] locations -> the hale house

I've been having dreams. Dreams, or nightmares? Nightmares... About a fire. It's this-this house, and I can hear screaming-

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

my sibling is teaching me to crochet and i think the amount of rage i've generated towards tiny metal hooks and tangles of yarn has allowed my brain to see through the white noise of the universe and arrive at some unequivocal truths

[fruity-legos]

@wannabemasterofwindintraining here's the euphrasia edit >:3

This took me three hours idk about y'all timezones but it's currently 1 am for me I'm dying

If you don't like it I'm so sorry I give you permission to shoot me <//3

[averlym]

ghost story premiere day! check @melliotwrites for more info

[michaelnotholden]

Lucas rlly came in Tori’s life and turned it to shit in a few weeks bc he was "in love” and then he turns around and says he likes her best friend??

[robot-singularity]

Alright, in honor of @oldbutchdaniel 's Fan Fiction Fridays, I had an idea for how the 70s chase era of devil's minion might go, but I'm not great at full fledged writing so! Plot beat bullet points:

Daniel wakes up in a drug den, dried blood down to his ankles, massive neck wound, and the knowledge that vampires are real. He then realizes that, shit, he doesn't have the interview tapes/any solid evidence that would prove it.

Goes back home, patches himself up, and within a week decides to backtrack to Divisadero street and try to remember which apartment they were in. Maybe Louis left something, anything that could be concrete evidence that vampires exist and he was attacked by one. Or better yet, he might find a single cassette of the hours of recorded tapes.

So, Daniel heads towards Divisadero, and, with the slightest bit of self preservation, decides to go during the day. Vampires can't go out in the sun, so. Should be safer, right? 👍

Cut over to Armand, in the main room of the apartment, cleaning up, patching the wall, trying to fix the northward slant of the floor, when he looks up and Daniel's standing in the doorway. (Maybe the door wasn't locked, maybe Daniel picked it, maybe he went to pick it and found it was unlocked.)

They stare at each other for a beat. Armand thinking that there's no way this boy is That stupid. Daniel thinking oh shit, I just broke into this guy's house. This kind of? familiar? looking guy? Which could either be deja vu or I'm still mildly concussed.

They talk back and forth for a minute, until it eventually devolves into Daniel getting told to leave, refusing, and then Armand asking hey, how fast can you run? I'm going to hunt you down, so. Go, now. Start running.

Daniel books it, out the door, down the stairs, door opens, door closes. Starts down the street, only to slow, stop, think it over, and starts going in a different direction, patting down his pockets to see if he has any money for either a payphone or a taxi or maybe a plane ticket if he can manage to get to the nearest airport.

And! The chase begins.

[jackwhiteprophetic]

once again I am asking where the fuck is harry grant

[grahamcore]

if you’ve read a metric ton of fanfiction and had your memory of canon retroactively altered you may be entitled to financial compensation

[rewritingcanon]

dad harry potter coded

[tomwambsgans]

when he goes out of his way to tell everyone that he likes women but in the process alludes to a song where the protagonist specifically fails to have sex with a woman

[fungal-boy-witch-yay]

hey I saw someone on Pinterest say that Kylar x Jeffery from class of 09 was a proship??? (And 90% of the comments were disagreeing or confused) but anyway are they correct? cus I’m confused