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every time someone draws musical madhel as super skinny an angel loses its wings

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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"I think I'm your person"

❤️💜💙

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Might be a good time to add that there's also a Helen drawing that's been sitting abandoned for like a month oopsie...

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"I think I'm your person"

❤️💜💙

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"I think I'm your person" ❤️💜💙

Unsure if this will end up being a prom, a wedding, or a movie premiere MadHel date, but whatever it is, they're together and wearing jewellery with eachother's initial ☺️❤️

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Unsure if this will end up being a prom, a wedding, or a movie premiere MadHel date, but whatever it is, they're together and wearing jewellery with eachother's initial ☺️❤️

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eight times a week Christopher Sieber gets to have Jennifer Simards finger in his mouth and her boobs on his face and I think about that every day. he's one of the luckiest men alive, truly.

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Ernest Menville: "I'm a simple man; I do whatever the woman with the most cleavage tells me to do"

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unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

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Yea you might’ve fucked up in your life but at least you didn’t fumble JENNIFER SIMARD

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An ironic sign that I'm doing better than usual is when I'm back on my Isabelle Huppert bullshit

Nobody has ever served more cunt by just existing than this woman

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First look still of Isabelle Huppert in The Blood Countess

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I love MadHel so fucking much not only because it's the toxic middle aged yuri but because they're sooo freak4freak and I'm talking already before the whole potion/killing eachother thing. Just two mentally unwell, completely codependent, lil freaks. Like, you'd meet either of them and think to yourself "Well, you're...peculiar 🙂"

Get yourself two girls who can do both: be extremely sexy and just straight up the weirdest of bitches

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Thesis statement for all of USA history forever

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I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

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