#bruce wtf man
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if i was a Gotham Villain/Rouge:
Me: Ok so the gasolime is sert in place, LETS WATCH THIS BITCH BURN >:D
Batman and Robin(Dick): *arrives to stop me*
Me: oh fu- . . . why does the child not have ANY pamts on?!?!?!?! WHERES THE ARMOR?!?!?! ARE YOU DEPENDIN ON US TO NOT ATTACK A CHILD?!?!?! IK I WOUPDNT BUT LIKE- THE JOKER WOULD?!?!?! HE HAS BEFORE ACTUALLY, HELL THE JOKER HAS ATTACKED ME BEFORE BC I SAID IM NOT A FAN OF CLOWNS HELLO???
Batman and Robin: *stunned silence*
Me: GO BACK AND GIVE THAT CHILD PANTS AND ARMOR JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! NOW YA GOT ME SWEARIN ON A DEAD MAN
#dc#dc universe#dc robin#dc batman#no pants robin#me in gotham#no but srsly y tf did dick and jason have NO pants when they were robin????#bruce wtf man#give the boys PANTS gods#got them runnin round in their undies homie#im glad u gave tim n damian pants but wut about ur other 2 ✋😭
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superbat (clark x bruce) to superbat (tim x kon) to superbat (damian x jon) pipeline is so real
#batman#superman#superbat#batkids#damian wayne#tim drake#clark kent#bruce wayne#kon el kent#jonathan kent#timkon#damijon#man i love batman#i go to sleep thinking about them and their silly little partners#i cant escape the tragic lovers pipeline#none of them get their happy ending wtf
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I'm sorry but your taste in Bruce Wayne is horrible. None of those guys in the pictures have what it takes to be a Bruce Wayne. They can be a Robin or something but they're so young. They're also all so ... Well I know Bruce is white but your picks are like obnoxiously white looks wise I'm really sorry I don't know how to describe it but you picked the a Bruce Wayne so bad I had to say it in some way shape or form. Wishing better taste upon you
Do you…do you not know about Matt Reeves’ The Batman?
#this man is literally cast as Bruce Wayne#‘those guys’ are literally Bruce Wayne in the movie#his name is Robert Pattinson he plays Bruce Wayne in The Batman#also Robin is always a child Battinson is in his upper 20’s??#the 2022 blockbuster film The Batman#anon wtf#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#the batman 2022#batman 2022#the batman
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I’m not reading zdarsky’s run, but WTF IS GOING ON IN THAT MAD HOUSE?????
#AND WHAT’S HIS GODDAMN PROBLEM WITH JASON?????#man#for the love of god leave my boy out of your nefarious plans and shity writing#he like#killed a clone of jason or something???😭😭#i cant believe he looked at that panel and went like#‘dammmn i really did something here didn’t i#idk wtf is going on and maybe i don’t wanna know either#GODDAMMIT#istg hate it here#batman#batman 148#dc#dc comics#batman comics#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#robin
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jason todd randomly trauma dumps on his family without warning while laughing his ass off and they're all left wondering how they're supposed to respond because of what he just revealed was genuinely horrifying.
(btw, this is in reference to this post)
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batfamily#batfam#jason was never the angry robin#batfamily: wtf do you mean your birth mother sold you out to the joker?#everything that comes out of jason's mouth is absolutely insane#jason todd is on a one-man mission to turn all of bruce's hair gray#jason is the main reason why bruce has so much gray hair#tim finds out about the all-blades and starts geeking out about them#jason will share something about his past thinking nothing of it while everyone who’s listening to him talk is staring at him in horror
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I woke up and chose art today
Design and scene is from the 5th chapter of my DCxDP Fic - basically where Danny becomes a thief to snag various ghostly artifacts. Hoping to have the next chapter out soon :)
Close-up and non-edited pics under the pagebreak VVV
anatomy is gross and I refuse to accept it into any art of mine B)
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny phantom au#thief danny phantom#imma name him pluto#well#more accurately jason is naming him pluto#jason: what is your name?? catboy or something???#danny: EW NO#jason: well what is it?!#danny: fuck if i know man#jason: ....#danny: anYWAYS thanks for the chat but ive got things to go and places to steal cYAAA#jason: wtf#jason: am i turning into bruce??#jason: is this little twink MY catwoman?!?!?#jason: FUUUCCCKKKK#jason later in the batcave: i didnt get a name#tim: just call him catboy or catlad#jason: ... he didnt seem to like those#damian: and??#jason a literature nerd trying to think of something cooler for his catwoman: uuhhhhh um lets just call him---#everyone waiting: ....#jason: um shit fuck I suck at names ummm... PLUTO!!! his name is pluto
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in a happier universe, peter's main concern right now would be trying not to seem like a complete loser in front of the avengers, he throws whatever object is closest at tony when he mentions peters (limited edition) lego sets, tries to watch the news whenever someone is around, and pretends he has no interest in the new star wars when he’s at the tower.
it takes him a few months but he slowly realizes that the avengers might be even worse than he is, he catches bucky wandering around eating dry cereal out of the box and chugging a glass of milk moments after, tony has hyper fixated on gravity falls and somehow dragged both peter and wanda into it, steve and sam have well over a hundred hours on the sims, and movie night has turned into a roblox fashion famous competition ( natasha and bruce keep winning. )
they get less and less intimidating over time and peter feels more and more comfortable around them.
#this is not proof read i am so jittery ignore all mistakes#this is literally the most out of character thing i’ve ever thought of#ur telling me tony wouldn’t want to figure out wtf is going on with bill?#i just think they all are losers#the fashion famous thing is in character i will die here#ooc post#marvel mcu#peter parker#spider man#spiderman#tony stark#peter parker and tony stark#found family#the avengers#black widow#natasha romanoff#steve rogers#captain america#sam wilson#wanda maximoff#bruce banner#thor odinson
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need more of bruce in his twunk era circa. 1970s
#jesus . christ bruce wtf man#in desperate need of his theatre stuff aughhhhh#the Yearn in that second pic i have a word to say#dan cain#bruce abbott#bride of reanimator#reanimator
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Aita?
Boss won't fire me, but is actively trying to kill me more than the speed force is.
Me, the Flash (29yo m) have been not only forced by my boss, Buttman(old as dirt, m) to keep the job my uncle had but to also expect me to not slack in my other jobs outside of this one.
I've lost so much in this unfortunate, and down right inhumane treatment because I'm a speedster and "balance needs to be kept, the justice league needs a speedster, Flash. It's basics universe lore that was given to you as a child." Like, I know jackass, you made me memorize it if I wanted to go on young justice league missions, a school inside of child labor this man was a monster then as he is now.
He won't take the time to learn I'm not like my uncle before me, he treats me like I'm a child because me and Cy, (28, m) are the youngest in the league right now!
I have loss my time dealing with this bullshit, my job before I moved in with my hubby I had to moved to my boss terf because it's cheaper (I wonder why.), my patience for putting up this clearly unhealthy and unjust treatment towards me (dating your boss son is technically a bad business practices, BUT I WASN'T WORKING FOR HIM TO BEGIN WITH, I was dating my old boss, duh, an even horrible practice but I like my men in power what can I say.), and my temper for dealing with a horrible and stubborn man, broadman I know you're reading this, this is why you have a hard time connecting with your kids, if i was your kid I'd runaway too with my handsome best friend.
Anyways, today he had a mission that was stupid. His plans got me almost killed and when I brought it up to him, he had the nerve to say to me "well if you stopped talking on your phone during the debrief, you would have survived it better." First of all, I listen and follow his plan to the T, all my i's were dotted and my t's were crossed, his plan just sucked and I know knew it did because he told auntie Wonder Woman about it and agreed it sucked, and also I WAS TEXTING YOUR SON MY HUBBY THAT I WAS GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY YOU TRIED TO KILL ME ON! So I let him have it. I told him this: "I don't understand this beef we have, it's been years and you were there for our wedding happy to see him happy, so why do you hate me? It's not for any reason I hate you for. You fired your son took HIS Mantle away, fight him over a little thing what wasn't a big deal at the time to him getting angry you replaced him with another kid entirely because you suck at communicating he assumes he failed you somewhere down the line after years of undermining him, you and fans from that comic issue got side kid killed, that started ANOTHER riff because you didn't tell him and when he found out he tried to kill the joker which you stopped and saved the man who murdered your, at the time, youngest child while all you did was mope around and felt sorry for yourself, add another year of shit before now finally fixing your relationship with him and all you got on me is being there for your son and not being the most nicest to you. Grow up."
A few of our teammates told me I was an asshole for saying that to him, Wonder Woman and Green Arrow gave me a pat on the back and some lunch, and when I told this to my husband after finally getting back barely to make up for a crappy anniversary that I probably shouldn't have gotten onto him like that, but I don't see it.
So, reddit, with an unbiased option (I have seen the merch and ao3 tags, I know how much you freaks love this man. Or Superman, which sir, he dated your wife to get back at you years ago the fuck you took up for him for? Get a back bone.) am I the asshole?
Edit: I just think bastardman is homophobic.
Batman's edit: I'm not homophobic, my son could have done better than you is all.
Edit, edit: this is why Selina leaves you at the alter.
Batman's edit edit: this is why your parents beat you.
Edit edit edit: I'd tell you to suck my dick, but I don't want to fuel the freaks of ao3 to write us more, would rather have Kyle kiss me before this.
Batman 4x edit: come to the e meeting room. Now.
Edit 4x: fuck off old man, you can't tell me what to do.
Oracle: children, in my office, now.
Batman: yes ma'am...
Wally: yes ma'am...
#wally west#bruce wayne#birdflash#batfam#the justice league#justice league#jl#aita#aita dc comics addition#wally will bully but like he's in the right y'all#fire hum Bruce#let him be free#you are financially ruining this man#the girls are fighting#also spilling league tea and secrets that nobody will put together but he knows it bothers Bruce#wally reads fanfics about himself too lol#wally reading abused kid flash stories and is like: wtf hiw they know i was abused as a child???#Bec unabused children don't act this way man#barbara gordon#oracle#batman#the flash
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he couldve just said "strange" out loud and nobody wouldve found it suspicious in the slightest. "i never think" is such an insane response for him to give
#bruce wtf man#ok but i do really like how theyre going with the 'apathetic + disinterested in everything' angle for bruce's persona#gives zero fucks#batman#b 2
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i heard from the Streets (my feed) that Batman is gonna wear Nightwing's suit????? in nightwing's comic run???????
FIRST OF ALL, good luck trying to fool the world that somehow nightwing gained like 50 pounds of pure muscle in the span of a week. he will look like he got dipped in the lazarus pit jason style.
SECOND OF ALL, the whole point of nightwing is dick made his own identity, and someone else wearing it defeats his whole purpose. wtf man
#dc comics#batman#nightwing#bruce wayne#dick grayson#wtf man#what even prompted this#who wrote this#pls tell me this isnt Real
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common question asked after interacting with jason todd
#“what do you mean...?”#“jason what does that mean?”#wtf do you think it means#hes gonna be self sacrifical#of course#jason todd#bruce wayne#red hood#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc#the joker the man who stopped laughing#the joker the man who stopped laughing spoilers#tuesday spoilers
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@phoenixcatch7
I have a very important question about the Possessed Doll Au Does Alfred also have a doll or do the Justice League see this old man who looks human scolding the most terrifying member of their group- and it's somehow working
#question#possessed doll au#batman au#batman#justice league#alfred pennyworth#If Alfred has a doll I like to think it's more human than the others because he doesn't have to take it out/worry about it being damaged#or it just looks human with the face but the more you look at it the more inhuman it looks#like a wax figure that started to move on its own#But honestly I think it'd be hilarious if their first introduction to him is him scolding Bruce lol#The robins: GRANDPA :D#The JL looking at the visibly human old man: ?????#Oh the new rumors would be crazy lmao#Wait what about Damian's whole 'blood son' thing#what would *that* do to the JL's thoughts on wtf Batman is lol#“Does he even *have* bloood??” “Apparently enough to have a blood son???” “But how-” “I don't want to think about *how* thank you”#“Okay but what about the others huh what does that make them”#“Shut up I don't want to think about it”#The kids overhearing this and ready for Mischief:#also would u like a wip of some writing at some point lol#still absolutely adore this au and premise
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Shout out to Bruce Wayne, the character that writers love to make a giant ass and not in the fun “that’s a fun and interesting character trait” way but instead in the “he beats the shit out of his kids because plot reasons” way
#I love this man but why are there so many panels of this man throwing hands#specifically with/against his kids#and what the fuck is that plot line where he makes dick fake his death to be a spy#I swear the writers forget that Batman is supposed to be a hero who wants to help people#batman#dc#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#gotham war#yes I’m tagging that bc why not#and ain’t no way zur isn’t in full control at this point bc wtf
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I know I'm an asshole and no one is forced to know anything, but I heavily judge everyone who says they like Batman but "don't know a lot about the batfamily". Bitch, the batfamily is the only single interesting thing about Batman
Also, who do you think you are to not know about them? I thought that was basic knowledge to the human existence
#not that I dont like bruce#i love him and hes my bbg#but i mean#wtf are you liking abt him if you dont like his kids#bruce without kids is just an emo 40-something year old man#its not even funny#hes boring without them#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#dc#bruce wayne
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