#bi Bruce canon?

[ditzybat]

I love how this Challengers parody implies that Bruce and John, have, in fact, boinked.

[shyjusticewarrior]

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Keepsafes

Fandom: Batman, DC Comics

Summary: AU where Martha and Bruce survive, and they adopt the batkids.

Chapters: 2/?

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Harvey Dent, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, David Cain, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake

Relationships: Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne/Alfred Pennyworth, BruHarvey, BruTalia

Additional Tags: Canon Divergent AU, Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Angst, Alfred Pennyworth Knows All, Bruce Wayne Only Has One Child, Bruce Wayne is Not An Only Child, Bi Bruce Wayne

Chapter Two: Sirens on the Staircase

Martha fixed her makeup while her assistant adjusted her dress. “Can you do the sweater, Mrs. Wayne?” her assistant questioned. 

“Over the shoulders,” Martha answered. She brushed hospital shampoo through her hair and looked at Bruce. He hated press conferences, but he understood they had to release a statement. “Bruce, you don’t have to do this with me if it bothers you… All I’m going to do is tell them we’re going home soon, we’d like everyone to respect our privacy, and we love our city and hope it doesn’t deter people from supporting local businesses.” 

“But what about crime?” Bruce asked. 

“Crime is only a symptom of a much more frightening disease that plagues our city… So many people are left behind or ignored because of where they come from or what abilities they do or don’t have. We are supposed to help give people whatever we need as often as we can,” Martha replied, “That being said, do you want to do boring press with me? Or do you want to go support Dad at his pain management appointment?” 

Bruce smiled at her. “I’ll tell Dad you love him,” Bruce replied as he kissed her cheek. 

Martha gasped. “You don’t think that I’d be coming on too strong?” Martha teased. “Tell him I think it’s cute how his nose scrunches up when he laughs and see how he reacts… And then, tell him that I love him.”

Bruce smiled and nodded before heading to the physical therapist’s office on the second floor of the hospital. Bruce waved at the window to make sure it was okay to come in. By this time, the hospital was well-acquainted with Bruce and even welcomed his presence. He brought meals and coffee, distracted smaller children while nurses drew blood, and was painfully sweet to everyone who cared for his parents. He even remembered the names of the people at the front desk.

Thomas lit up at the sight of Bruce and waved him over. "I'm taking a dip in the ice bath today," Thomas explained as he unzipped his robe. Bruce looked at the tub of ice water and frowned. "What's the matter?"

"Won't it be too—? Hm... What's that going to feel like?" Bruce asked. Thomas glanced at his physical therapist. He nodded in reply to Thomas' question.

"Do you want to try it with me? We'll only do a few minutes, and then we'll get out and dry off, warm up a little bit, and have a snack. How about it?" Thomas asked. Over the past few weeks, Thomas realized it was better to let Bruce experience the process of his recovery. It was much easier than giving textbook answers to an already traumatized eight-year-old.

Bruce removed his suit and draped it over a chair while Thomas transferred from his wheelchair to the tub's edge. "Truth be told, I'm glad you're doing this with me," Thomas nervously chuckled. He hated the cold, but Bruce loved it. He loved any extreme Martha and Thomas would allow. Thomas took a deep breath and looked at Bruce. "Count of three? Can you do the honors?"

"One... Two... Three," Bruce counted before plunging down into the tub with Thomas. They both shrieked and blew out a breath from the cold.

Bruce reached forward and grabbed Thomas' hand to keep from jumping out of the water. "It's a shock. I know. Wooo! I wouldn't be offended if you had to get out," Thomas reassured him. Bruce shook his head.

"I'm with you, Dad," Bruce replied, his forehead wrinkling as he stared directly into Thomas' eyes. Thomas chuckled. "Mom told me to tell you that she thinks it's cute when you wrinkle your nose when you laugh."

His chuckle turned to a boisterous laugh. "Did she? Do you think that means she likes me?" Thomas joked.

"She told me something else. She said she loves you," Bruce seriously answered.

"Wow. A pretty lady like your mom loves me? Tell her that she's the girl of my dreams... And that I love her, too. Can you remember that?" Thomas asked as he trembled. Bruce nodded. "You're a good man, Bruce. I don't know if I would've done this for my dad at your age."

Bruce beamed as he shivered in the water. "It's not so bad," Bruce lied. Thomas grinned. 

Silence fell over both of them, and Thomas smiled. The discomfort of the freezing cold faded over the next few minutes, and Thomas took Bruce’s hand once more, looking over his nail beds. “Come on, let’s get out… Easy, you first. Come this way,” Thomas whispered. Bruce waded over, and Thomas sat him on the edge. “Dry your legs and the rest of your body all the way first and take deep breaths. Okay?” 

Bruce obeyed, while Thomas pulled himself onto the tub’s edge. The two of them exchanged glances as they shivered and dried off, and Bruce sat on Thomas’ lap after he transferred back to his chair, and they sat wrapped in their towels and Thomas’ robe. “Would you do this again?” Thomas asked as he held Bruce close. 

“Hm… Can we get soup after next time?” Bruce asked. 

“Miso soup?” Thomas asked. Bruce nodded. “You’re in luck. Dr. Edmonds, can I get another spoon?” 

Dr. Edmonds pulled a spoon out of thin air. After they finished eating, Thomas made sure Bruce drank water with him and got dressed. Bruce eventually nodded off in Thomas’ lap after he got dressed, and Thomas went down to the first floor to watch Martha’s press conference. Martha casually widened her eyes, and Thomas nodded as he approached her in his chair. “Mrs. Wayne? Mrs. Wayne, will you and Mr. Wayne be taking questions at this time?” one of the reporters asked. 

“Thomas, honey, are we taking questions at this time?” Martha asked with a playful grin spread across her face. Thomas reached for her hand, playing with the ring on her finger, almost forgetting that the press was there to begin with. 

“I’ll do whatever you ask, Mrs. Wayne,” Thomas joked. Bruce pressed his face into Thomas’ chest, still fast asleep to Thomas and Martha’s relief. 

Martha smiled and turned toward the cameras. “We can answer a few questions,” Martha replied, “But I’m sure Bruce would like to go home and get some rest, so let’s be brief.” 

**

Bruce stirred in his bedroom as he listened to his parents speaking in the next room. It sounded like they were arguing, so he crept out of bed and listened at his door. “Thomas, it was an accident. Don’t be so hard on yourself,” Martha replied. 

“Martha, maybe I shouldn’t—.”

“Oh, Thomas, don’t be that way. You did the same for me when I was pregnant. There’s no difference,” Martha replied. 

Bruce crept out of his room, and Alfred scooped him up. “Master Bruce, I think it’s almost time for lunch,” Alfred whispered as he carried Bruce downstairs. Bruce wrapped his arms around Alfred’s neck, but he couldn’t stop staring over Alfred’s shoulder. 

“What’s wrong?” Bruce asked. 

“Just a small spill, Master Bruce. Would you like a biscuit?” Alfred questioned in reply. 

“Chocolate chip, please,” Bruce answered. Alfred made a soft noise as he patted Bruce on the back. The patting sent Bruce back to the thought of sirens flashing in his eyes, police officers and EMTs swarming on all sides around him. “Wait! Wait! Where’s Mom and Dad? Mom! Dad!” 

“Bruce?” Thomas asked. Alfred carried Bruce up the stairs where Thomas waited in his chair. He was in his robe as he reached out for Bruce, and Alfred handed him off. “Hey, it’s alright, Bruce. It’s alright.” 

Bruce trembled as he pressed his face into Thomas’ shoulder, trying to use his father’s scent as an anchor. “I don’t know who—. I don’t know who took you. The lights—. The lights were flashing, and they took you away from me. I don’t know who—. I wasn’t sure—. I couldn’t—. I couldn’t ask them who—.” Bruce hyperventilated as tears streamed down his cheeks. 

“I’m right here. Daddy’s here. I’m not going anywhere,” Thomas whispered as he held Bruce’s hand. He rubbed circles in Bruce’s palm with his thumb as he kissed Bruce on the cheek. “What’s that silly game we used to play? The one with the—.” Thomas held one thumb up and tapped Bruce’s nose as he started humming the tune to Where is Thumbkin. He switched his hands back and forth even though he couldn’t remember the words clearly. “Help me out, Brucie. Really, son, I’m struggling with this one.”

Bruce slowly started participating, allowing Thomas to wipe his tears away while Martha crept past them to the dumbwaiter. Upon her return, she watched as Thomas struggled to sing along. Thomas lifted Bruce’s chin with his knuckle. “I’m sorry, Dad—.”

“Hey, that’s okay. I’ve got to take a shower, but I’ll be back down for lunch. A kiss for the best, will your heart miss me less? Mwah!” Thomas kissed Bruce’s cheek before patting his arm. Bruce gave him a kiss on the cheek in return. “That’s my big boy. I won’t be gone long. I promise.” 

Martha reached for Bruce’s hand. She scooped him up with her uninjured arm and once she had him balanced on her hip, she blew a raspberry into his opposite cheek. “Is Lovey a little out of sorts after his nap?” Martha asked in a cartoonish bird voice. But before she turned to head down the stairs, she stopped to kiss Thomas. “Isn’t Daddy just the sweetest?” she whispered as she walked down the stairs sideways with her back against the railing. 

“Alfred, I’m sorry,” Thomas whispered. Alfred shook his head. “Could you make sure they get downstairs safely? Hopefully, they take the stair lift down next time. Sorry about all the—.”

“You have never been more pleasant, Master Thomas,” Alfred teased. Thomas chuckled. “We’re happy to have you home, sir.” 

“I’m happy to be home, Alfred,” Thomas half-smiled.

[mattzerella-sticks]

[echosbento]

My boyfriend and I were talking about how each of the batfam make a good allegory for different queer orientations so y'all getting the list <3

Bruce: closeted homosexuality, despite the skin tight leather I actually did wind out settling on the idea that Batman is the het masking and Bruce is the true queer self

Dick: out/open homosexuality

Cass: aromantic allosexuality or transgender

Jason: demisexuality

Tim: bisexuality

Steph: pansexuality

Damian: aromantic asexuality

Duke: heteroromantic asexuality

Note this does NOT equate to my actual headcanons for their orientations, that's in the tags, it's about the way I associate their stories with the way people see and/or experience different queer/lgbt+ orientations. Reblog with your own thoughts on how you think their stories could be allegories for diff queer identities if you want! If you're cooler than me you could put some reasonings, instead of just the horrifying realization that they might've been right when they said Batman was the hetero to Bruce's homo

[imavikingo]

Everytime I look at Tumblr and see the tl I remember why I hate endgame with a passion you couldn't understand.

They fucked up Steve and Bucky so bad (yes, Bucky too bc suddenly he doesn't matter/isn't even a secondary character that deserves to be near Steve)

It's so funny to me (not) bc they talked about gay characters being in the movie at panels and interviews and even talked about Stucky at some point (basically queerbaiting) for then... Steve not even acknowledging Bucky. An awkward and impersonal hug doesn't cut it.

And Steve suddenly yearning and talking about Peggy? When he didn't even mourned her that bad and already had let her go ages ago? They knew they fucked up in CATWS with Steve and Buckys relationship, so they tried to distance them and then inserted Peggy bc ofc

(they possibly didn't have the time for a new character and they already had fucked up pairing Nat and Bruce and Wanda and Vision). Steve didn't have anyone else he cared about so they couldn't give him a new girlfriend. So they used Peggy AGAIN.

I'm not mad bc "Stucky not canon grr"

No.

I'm fucking pissed off because they did the worst character assassination and friendship assassination possible. Every movie of Cap America revolved around Steve saving Bucky at some point and him caring about him above all else, and you want me to believe that Steven Grant Rogers didn't care about him when Bucky died in front of his eyes? AGAIN? That Peggy's death was more important and impactful for him? If that was the case then why the fuck did he crash the plane then? If he cared so much about Peggy since forever?

No, that was just lazy writing and a way to reinforce Steve's sexuality "He can't be gay and you can't say that bc he LOVES PEGGY"(even tho he only kissed her once, even tho he crashed the plane and didn’t give her the coordinates, he didn't really care that much after all) they could have paired him with Nat in later movies, but they didn't.

That's why I only raise my eyebrows a lil when people say that x character will be gay canonically in a marvel movie/series. Is more than possible they won't. And if they are they're Deadpool, a secondary character no one cares about (obscure in lore too, so they can cut them off) or is plain queerbaiting again (because yes, even if you don’t see Steve and Bucky’s relationship as romantic, they DID QUEERBAIT IT)

Steve and Buckys relationship wasn't even written in a romantic way (you can ship them or not), but they tried so hard to rectify Steve's heterosexuality in endgame, that they fucked up their character arcs on purpose. And now they will always feel hollow and inconclusive. A bad taste in the mouth, a painful reminder of what it was and a what? 11 year long? characterization.

Idk man, I know I've talked about this more than three times, but omfg Tumblr reminds me why I hate that fucking movie!!! It's not my fault!!!

I know I'm going to end up writing something out of spite bc I can't take it shdkdjjcif

"It's been more than 4 years get over it" NEVER

Also the bit with Johnny Storm in Deadpool and Wolverine was also a dig (a fuck you if you will) to the fans bc Deadpool explicitly calls him Cap. And it implies that Steve as a character (not that old Steve nonsense) won't be back.

It's funny they've remade over and over again some movies (Fantastic 4, Spiderman) changed actors for characters (James/war machine, Bruce) and they include them in the multiverse/plot, but they won't do the same to some movies and some characters when they fuck up their stories, because they know if they do, they will have to acknowledge WHY they did it. Like with James/war machine changing actors.

So yeah, that's one of the reasons I don't care about Marvel anymore.

**I mean remake the movies ((Also they Can't remake Cap America bc that would mean they need to remake every important movie. And they don't have the time, the money nor the need. So that's why they decided to fuck their character arcs))

or include some characters in multiverse (they're going to do that with Tony/RDJ/Dr Doom after all, no?) and they also won't remake Cap bc the movies are amazing.

But the point stands. Steve couldn't be in DaW bc that would imply he's an alternative one or that Old!Steve was an alternative one or wasn't even Steve to begin with. But they couldn't do that ofc, no, bc that would give the fans hope in seeing Steve and Bucky together once again. So they did a dig at the fans bc "haha you thought it was Steve, but it's Johnny!"

Idk if I'm making sense at this point I'm tired af, need to sleep.

The thing is that they fucked up Steve Rogers's arc on purpose (Bucky's too, and others charas too tbh) and now they expect the fans to accept everything they give us with open arms. And imho I won't accept shit.

"Deadpool saved the MCU" how? If the other og characters are DEAD or they fucked them up too? Or are the butt of the joke now? Don't make me laugh. Most people don't gaf bout the new charas bc they only are presented in series not everyone watches (only available in one place) or are presented with characters that are dead now or as a replacement for the og characters. They aren't interesting on their own (not really, at least in mcu) and that's why most of the new stuff isn't liked as much. If they wanted to present more characters the opportunity passed already.

Also now if you want to watch and really understand 1 movie (if you don't read the comics too) you need to watch like 20 other movies and 5 shows. it's fucking exhausting.

[shedontlovehuhself]

Misha with Castiel: he worked with an SPN writer to canonize gay Cas and him being in love with Dean (from day one he felt the chemistry with Jensen and always thought destiel would be the logical conclusion).

Misha about Jeremy Bradshaw: when Bridgewater was renewed for a second season the first thing Misha asked the writer Lauren was will his character, Jeremy, be gay or bi. Hetero wasn't even an option in that convo. Turns out Jeremy is ace!

[were-wolverine]

tim & jon: *get confirmed as canonically bi*

dick & kon, their queer-coded older brothers: …

[poisonousquinzel]

Question: Chip, I gotta ask. Did you intend to make Batman a little bisexual in The Knight?

Chip Zdarsky: just a little? man, I thought it was clear.

eyyyy, yo win for the bisexual community!! <33 and yes I know this is just one universe (I believe),but uh do I care? nope! all Bruce's are canonically bi now in my mind baby and I shall never accept otherwise<33

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

does anyone have a source on the zdarsky bi bruce confirmation because i dont have it in me to go through his entire substack comment section to check

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 176

Minhkhoa: I'm gonna kill you.

Bruce: No you're not.

Minhkhoa: I am.

Bruce: You're not.

Minhkhoa: I am!

Minhkhoa: I love you.

Bruce: No.

Minhkhoa: I do.

Bruce: You don't understand what that is.

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Keepsafes

Fandom: Batman, DC Comics

Summary: AU where Martha and Bruce survive, and they adopt the batkids.

Chapters: 10/?

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Harvey Dent, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, David Cain, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake

Relationships: Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne/Alfred Pennyworth, BruHarvey, BruTalia

Additional Tags: Canon Divergent AU, Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Angst, Alfred Pennyworth Knows All, Bruce Wayne Only Has One Child, Bruce Wayne is Not An Only Child, Bi Bruce Wayne

Chapter Ten: Truth and Secrets

After Harvey left for his debate, Martha asked Bruce to stay in and talk to her. Bruce hugged his knees on the couch as he looked at Alfred and his parents. “Please don’t say Harvey can’t stay here. I know he’s always here, but he’s—.”

“Sweetheart, we love Harvey. He’s practically family… And we have no problem with you talking to him about this because I don’t expect you to keep secrets from your best friend,” Martha interrupted. 

Bruce relaxed, but he kept hugging his knees and rocking back and forth. “What’s this about then? Is this about me forging Dad’s signature on the fast-track independent study form?” Bruce asked. Martha and Thomas looked at each other. 

“Why would you forge my signature on—? Hold on… Fast track is for kids who want to graduate early,” Thomas whispered, “Why wouldn’t you just talk to me about that? When are you trying to graduate?” 

“Junior year,” Bruce replied, “You didn’t know about that?” 

“No… Maybe you should listen for a minute to find out what we’re talking about before you dig yourself into a hole, chum,” Thomas suggested. Bruce hid his mouth and nose in his crossed arms. 

Martha took a deep breath and pushed her bangs out of her face. “The other night, Miss Martha came out of my bedroom,” Alfred reminded him. 

“Yeah… Mom was drunk, but it’s no big deal. She explained—. You lied,” Bruce realized in real-time. Thomas reached out. “Dad, do you know what they’re talking about?” 

“Yeah… That’s what we wanted to tell you. Don’t interrupt because it’s not as bad as you think. Remember how I told you Alfred’s been by my side since I was in college?” Thomas questioned. Bruce nodded. “He’s been a bit more than that to me all this time. We fell in love in Lyon when we were on vacation… And then we met your mom. It was competitive between us at first, but we all realized that—. In simple terms—. Would anyone like to butt in?” Thomas asked. 

“I found out about Alfred and your father, and we all talked. Thomas proposed the idea that we all stay together, and Alfred insisted that I marry Thomas to make sense of it all to the public since we were already in love. It wasn’t a matter of choosing who I loved more, it was about choosing which marriage proved to be the best opportunity for the three of us… And then you came along,” Martha explained. 

“Is Alfred my—?” 

Thomas shook his head. “We know for sure. Trust me on that,” Thomas replied.

Bruce looked at Alfred. “So, you were—? Why are you telling me all of this now? Are you guys gonna move into one room now?” Bruce asked. “Do you want me to call Alfred dad, too?” 

“Master Bruce, nothing’s changed. I have always cared for you, and I—.” Alfred stopped talking and gestured to Martha, who finally looked at Bruce straight on. 

“When you were born, I stayed in the hospital for a full two weeks. I was exhausted, and Alfred and Thomas took turns looking after us. 

“But it was the night you were born, and Thomas was in the bathroom. Alfred thought I was asleep, and he picked you up and held you in his chair. He sang to you. I’d never heard Alfred sing before… And then I heard him say it for the first time. He said he loved you. 

“And Alfred has never asked you for anything. He never expected you to say it back, but he has always been a parent to you if you look at it from our perspective,” Martha explained.

Bruce hugged himself with tears in his eyes. “I love you guys, but you’ve gotta understand this feels crazy. I’m not angry or anything, I think I’m just confused. I feel guilty for—.” 

“No, no—!” Martha, Alfred, and Thomas shouted at the same time as they stood up and ran to console him. Bruce sniffed and a laugh escaped his throat. He covered his mouth out of embarrassment, but he couldn’t stop laughing. And they laughed with him. 

Once he collected himself, he leaned forward and ran a hand over his face. “Three parents. And you guys are cool with Harvey hearing about this?” Bruce asked. “I guess it’s not as weird. It’s kind of punk actually.” 

“Huh?” Thomas asked. 

“I’ll explain it to you later, dear,” Alfred whispered. Bruce raised an eyebrow. 

“ Waitaminute . Can I ask something?” Bruce questioned. “You don’t always call Mom and Dad Master Thomas and Miss Martha?” 

“No. That’s part of the illusion,” Alfred explained. 

**

Harvey lay on Bruce’s bed while Bruce used the computer and explained what he had missed earlier in the week. “No way,” Harvey whispered. Bruce nodded. “So, your dad likes guys, too… That’s progressive.” 

“Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I never thought about it like that, but I—. I’d be too scared to go there… It’s not even like a—. It’s not like a masculinity thing. It’s just—. Have you ever thought about it? What if like—? Say you and me for example. Say one of us had feelings for the other. Wouldn’t you be scared to even see what that means?” Bruce asked as he spun around in his chair. And then he saw Harvey’s face. “What?”

Harvey exhaled and flopped back on the bed. “Nothin’,” Harvey answered. 

“No, not nothin’ . You made a face. What was it? The scenario? Do you think the scenario is weird?” Bruce questioned.

“You do this all the time, Bruce. You ask a hundred questions and freak out over something little instead of just taking answers at face value. Also, Bruce, if I was gonna fall head over heels for a guy it’d probably be a movie star,” Harvey replied. Bruce stood up and flopped on his stomach next to Harvey. 

“Who?” Bruce asked. 

“I don’t know, Bruce. I don’t like guys,” Harvey sighed. 

“Come on. I know you’ve thought about it. Every guy has,” Bruce replied. 

Harvey turned on his side and looked Bruce in the eyes. “Okay… Who?” Harvey asked. 

“Who have I thought about? Um… Don’t laugh,” Bruce replied as he rolled over to meet eyes with Harvey. “Swear you’re not gonna laugh.” 

“You better be serious. I swear I won’t laugh,” Harvey promised. 

“Richard Gere,” Bruce answered. 

“You could literally not be more transparent in your intentions,” Harvey smiled. 

Bruce sat up and looked down at Harvey. “Huh?” Bruce asked. 

“ Huh? Just say you want me,” Harvey teased. Bruce hit Harvey with his pillow. 

“You are no Richard Gere. Now name yours,” Bruce replied. 

“That one guy from Angels in the Outfield. The guy with the nose,” Harvey gestured. 

“Adrien Brody? Now who wants who?” Bruce replied as he made a pig-nose-face at Harvey. 

“You wish!” Harvey laughed as he hit Bruce with a pillow. They wrestled until they heard a knock on the door. 

“Come in!” Bruce shouted as he held Harvey in a headlock. Martha opened the door before laughing and turning her back to collect herself. 

“What’s going on?” Martha asked as she doubled over laughing. “Mail. Three letters for Bruce. Two for Harvey. Oh, and some girl keeps calling asking for Apollo?” 

Bruce let go and fell back on the bed laughing. “I told you it’d catch on!” Bruce exclaimed. 

“Shut up,” Harvey whispered as he threw his pillow at Bruce. “Mrs. Wayne, that’s for me. I’m sorry about that. Bruce is trying to set me up with some girl, so I’ll go to the winter formal with him.” 

“Why don’t you two just go together?” Martha asked. 

Bruce and Harvey sat up straight and shook their heads. “That’s a no-go, Mom,” Bruce replied, “Mom, look at it from a vapid teenage perspective. If you were in high school and you saw two guys show up at the dance with no date…”

“Okay… Yeah, but you boys are adorable. Just ask the first girl you could think of,” Martha advised, “Don’t be so shy. Why don’t you ask Sandra? This is what? Your third or fourth letter from her?” 

“Uh… She’s not my type,” Bruce replied. 

Harvey laughed and elbowed Bruce in the ribs. “Richard Gere,” Harvey mumbled under his breath, and Bruce tackled him. 

“Shut uppppp, ” Bruce laughed. 

“Dinner’s almost ready. Don’t kill each other yet, okay?” Martha smiled.

[eileennatural]

people hate on devin grayson non-stop do they even realize she is the only nightwing writer who ever would have given you canon bisexual dick grayson

[incorrectbatfam]

Heyy can you tell me you're head cannon for each different batfamily member sexuality? You've probably posted it before but I'm tired and confusing myself so I'll barrell on. Anyway, yeah I've kinda forgotten what I wanted but I've probably written it at the top... sorry if not 😭

Dick: redheads

Jason: redheads just to annoy Dick

Tim: morons (gender neutral)

Damian: kids his age only care about one thing—world domination

Duke: people who could secretly kick his ass

Cullen: C-list criminal accomplices

Stephanie: people with dark hair

Cassandra: himbos, herbos, and thembos alike

Barbara: the guy next door (gender neutral)

Harper: canonically bi but would specifically go for the Pride Knights

Carrie: whoever can handle her daily screaming into a bucket

Kate: lesbiab. lesbiam. less bien. girls

Helena: sapphic in a Catholic girl way

Luke: achillean in a gym bro way

Bette: hot take: asexual

Alfred: undefined. unlabeled. ethereal

Selina: bi but would ditch you on the side of the road if you talk shit about her cats

Bruce: bi but would ditch you on the side of the road if you talk shit about his kids

[mae-mae-me]

DP X DC PROMPT

Ok, so I had this idea in the shower.

Alicia and Maddie are sisters, right? Wrong.

Talia al Ghul and Maddie are sisters. Twins, to be exact. Idk what happened with Maddie for her to be cut off from the LOA, but let’s say that she’s a researcher for the Lazarus Pits (ectoplasm), and leave it there.

She married Jack Fenton (which— why do the Al Ghul women marry big men who are ditzy and himbos on the outside, but are surprisingly smart?), and they had one child; Jasmine Fenton.

Talia on the other hand had twins— Danyal and Damian. (Again— what is it with twins here??)

Anyway, same thing happened with Danyal. He was cut off somehow, some way, and Talia decided to bring him to her sister, a “civilian”— as far as LOA operatives can be civilians. (Is this an excuse for backstory for her 9 black belts? Yes. Yes it is.)

Damian goes to them periodically, maybe once a year, and since Danny and Jasmine and Jack aren’t aware of the LOA, this is literally a sneak mission. Can you pass off as a civilian 101. So, once a year, Damian goes to meet his “cousin” Danny, Jasmine and his aunt and uncle. He is to be a normal American Teenager™ when he visits them, and this skill is rarely used but can be used.

Cue Damian going to the BatFam, all of canon stuff happens etc etc. For about 2 years due to all off the canon stuff, Damian doesn’t meet his cousins. So one day, in the middle of dinner, Damian says

“Father, I will need to be dropped off in Amity Park to meet my cousins. I will be there for roughly one week, and I will need you to pick me up after this.”

Cue Bruce and co, going “Whaaaat?? Cousins?? What are they doing in Amity Park, which, last I checked, doesn’t have any LOA hotspots??”

Damian doesn’t elaborate.

They research, and find a seemingly normal family, if a little eccentric in their research of the paranormal.

They go to Amity Park with him. Damian is sighing and tt’ing this whole time going “They are normal. There’s nothing wrong with them!!”

They meet the family. As soon as Maddie opens the door with a “Darling! How have you been!” it’s like a switch has been flipped.

No longer is he Damian Wayne, son of the Bat and the grandson and heir to the Demon’s empire. No, no, he is just a normal American Teenager ™ who is just very excited to have his annual sleepover with his cousins.

Everyone is weirded out by this.

Ok, that’s as much as I have for this, if anyone wants to add on to this prompt, have a go!!

@nerdpoe @starry-bi-sky @hecate-hollow @bet-on-me-13 @deadsetobsessions @dcxdpdabbles @virgamsysxvolumes @lazerswordweilder @evilminji @hdgnj

[bruceawaynefrfr]

I'd give selina kyle a dc pride story

Cass is batman too

This poses a common but never dull question... Tell me what the first thing YOU would do if you became a writer at DC with no editorial backlash? What would you make canon? What story would you write? What would you retcon?